i'm 25 years old. six months ago, my gf left me who was with me for 6 years.
now i think i like a girl,but i dont know anything about her.i want to meet her and sadly i'm too shy.damn!what should i do help me.after 6 years i forgot every god damn thing about flirtin.i feel like i divorced :(
sorry for killin english language help me thanks :(

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Uh. NO COMMENT

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But mien friend, you just commented!

12 years ago
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Add her on Facebook

12 years ago
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Whip it out.

Know what, nevermind, ignore me.

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I don't think that's the worst idea ever...
If she's the kind of girl that likes crazy people.

12 years ago
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Works on occasion, that or jail/restraining order.

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i guess chain started here.

12 years ago
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Well.. last time i tried, next thing i new i was drunk, naked, and not in my own bed...

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After the initial surprise wears off she might be impressed by the bluntness of the act, even. (or other features involved)
Depending on your skills, creatively approaching someone is for the least a sure way to stand out and have a proper conversation starter.

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Oh snap!

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Yep! Do the windmill or cut the cake. It looks attractive

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No, gotta make it clap like the song - my wife found that hilarious for some reason...

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God helps those that help themselves.

12 years ago
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Sorry about your ex. Don't be shy about meeting the girl. If you don't meet her, you'll probably be wondering about what would have happened if you did meet her. So bite the bullet; do it; good luck.
But then again, you shouldn't trust my advice.
No one likes my advice.

I usually give shitty advice.
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:)

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That's actually pretty sound advice. Feeling like a jackass for a few minutes is nothing. You forget about that shit in a day or two. Personally, I feel like a jackass at least five times a day. I barely even notice any more. Potentially wondering 'what if' for the rest of your life is bullshit, however, and should generally be avoided at any cost.

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Thanks, and completely agreed.

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I'm pretty much in agreement here. My advice: treat women like, crazy though here, people. Women are not magical creatures that can't be approached. If you just talk to them you'll get a lot further than sitting in the sidelines worrying about what will happen if you talk to them.

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If you don't know anything about this girl then how could you like her? o_O

12 years ago
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every monday i see her at local cafe in the campus dude.she is so beautiful.

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Physical attraction is only a small part of a relationship, she might be a horrible person for all you know. The only way to find out is to go up and talk to her. Offer to buy her a coffee or ask her out for a drink.

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This works.

Offer to buy a drink, then start a conversation about what each of you are studying. Don't think, just do it.

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Beauty is deceiving.

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Oh this is so true, without alcohol involved I've seen women change looks the more I learn about them - specifically the more I find out how shallow or stupid they are the uglier they get and vice versa...

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i guess you know where she hangs out so you know you will meet her again, so try going there time to time, make sure that she will see you, even for a sec, just an eye contact i think is enough.But when she sees you dont be like :| ..be more like :) as soon she lay eyes on you.Dont walk around smiling for no reason.This way she will familiarized with your face. After 2-3 times doing this, find a reason and go talk to her. If you cant think anything just go straight to her and tell her that you have seen her sometimes here and for some reason you found her interesting and you wanted to talk to her or wtv you think of, you are a big boy find something to say and go! Thats how crocodiles get their food. Waiting patiently underwater or in the surface making sure that they wont fear their victim, as soon as the victim is familiarized with the environment and it feels safe its crocs time to attack, out of the blue.

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thank you my friend.i guess i know what should i do now :) thanks to you :)

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+1

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that sounds like something a rapist would do...

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Have an upvote. Oh wait...

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Get your rapeface on.

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Your avatar reinforces your comment casually and brilliantly!

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Just ask... I never quite understood the problem with being nervous or shy about it :|

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25years old? really?

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RAPE HER!

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no no no NO!

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WTF dude. I know you're probably joking but that's seriously inappropriate.

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Call her at late at night and just breathe heavily on phone. Girls love that

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Bonus points if you call her from a payphone across her street.

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Underneath a dim streetlight.

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With a blood covered knife. Throwing stones against her window.

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She won't turn you down with a sock inside her duct-tape covered mouth.

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Chloroform would be an easier solution.

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I don't know...I like it when they fight back.

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It's Christmas so use it to your advantage. Follow her around dressed as Santa, pointing at her and yelling HO HO HO!

Trust me, I'm the internet.

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HO HO HO, that is an awesome idea!

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i'm not livin in a christian country btw :)

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That's ok, Christmas isn't a christian holiday

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Girls are like slugs, they probably serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what

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Throw salt on them :-O!

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You didn't flirt with your girlfriend during the six years you were dating?

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of course i flirted with my ex.but i wanted to say that i forgot how to meet a girl.

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I think that's 'of course, no i wanted' Otherwise it could mean the opposite. :D

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i killed english again and again :(

12 years ago
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Yeah, it seems to be bleeding out now :)

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Ok, I see now. As for advice I agree with everyone who tells you to just speak with her. In my younger days before I married my wife, there was this beautiful redhead that I completely made a fool of myself in front of. I was smitten with her after working with her, because she was smart, funny, kind, and totally hot. To make a long story short(er) I finally got the courage up to ask her out, and I found out she moved out of state the day before. After talking to her best friend I learned that she waited 4 months for me to ask her out.

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Remember the biggest thing about flirting is SELF CONFIDENCE. ENJOY yourself when talking to her, don't bother thinking about "but what if she.." or "maybe if I say this, she..". Just don't be so busy with what's going on in her head in general; let her worry about that. You just have a good time, and enjoy yourself when talking to her. Talk about something that interests you, and that you feel confident talking about.

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BE A MAN!

And as a female, I assure you that confidence is key. Just go for it and start a conversation! Nothing to lose.

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make sure she is single

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Usually when trying to talk to a girl for the first time, this isn't important..................................................................................at all :S

You have to climb into the acquaintance chair first, then the friendship chair, then you should consider whether she's single or not.

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Don't ask the internet.

Really that goes for pretty much any time you want advice.

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I think the internet provides a lot of decent advice. You can quickly get an idea of many other perspectives.

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+1

Many happy relationships were formed through the internet, my cousin just got married to a man she met online, they've been together for over 4 years before they got married a few weeks ago and they're very happy together.

I think logan5 is just focusing on the negative parts of the internet like 4chan and most of reddit, those are places you never want to take advice from. o_O

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Congratulations to your cousin :) And I agree, 4chan is garbage (I have't even visited the site and I know how bad it is). And reddit is not the front page of the internet, more like the toilet of the internet.

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To clarify, the internet can, potentially, provide plenty of decent advice. The problem is that the average person, on the aggregate, isn't very likely to know where to get the most sound and reliable information. Some places are truly awful too, as Disturbed0ne and Jonex pointed out, where anyone with a keyboard has to chime in with their $.02.

Differing perspectives can certainly be useful, but that seems like a huge potential for a false equivalency to me. In any case, it probably also depends on the kind of advice being asked as well as where, and when it comes to the kind of question the OP is asking it's usually more for the purposes of having someone to talk to (even if it's a lot of people, anonymously) than to actually solicit advice.

But that's just my opinion, don't ask my advice :v

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