Or just deride him
One does not simply go from cowgirl position to sleeping without first completing the mission.
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Future note for future relationships.
Buy a Smith & Wesson .500 MAGNUM.
Sleep with it, fuck a bitch!
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Ah the drunken ex letter.. I've been there. Have no clue what his said but mine went something like this:
Fuck You! I hope while you're sleeping a cow falls through your roof & not only kills you.. But rapes you first.
And that new girl you're with, ask her if my pussy tastes good. I can't believe I spent all those years with you.
Enjoy your meth head!
Hope that cow thing happens,
Me!
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Nope.. and I'm still waiting for that cow thing to happen.
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After 12 years that's the least that could happen to him.. Well in my mind anyway.
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Cow? Really? Cows are fucking stupid. They just walk around eating grass. Maybe being raped by a Lion, or even a Walrus.
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No.. I meant cow. Males aren't the only ones that can be.. umm.. violent.
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Llama go home, you're drunk... proof:
http://www.que.es/archivos/201311/jovenes-y-llama-672xXx80.jpg
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Bain to ex: I screwed old bats in the ass.
Ex: Llama too!
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But he won't tell me what went down, Convince him to tell all for an awesome GA. Or just deride him. Just as fun for me.
Or just make up what he may have said to her.
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