But he won't tell me what went down, Convince him to tell all for an awesome GA. Or just deride him. Just as fun for me.

Or just make up what he may have said to her.

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Thanks Llama, good to know I can always come to you in time of need. Fuck you.

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Smooches.

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Or just deride him

One does not simply go from cowgirl position to sleeping without first completing the mission.

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What Adam said ^^

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I read that as "Brain wrote his ex while drunk". You can imagine my confusion.

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go home, brain, you're drunk

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Ay bby u wan sum fuk

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u luv me long time?

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Future note for future relationships.

Buy a Smith & Wesson .500 MAGNUM.

Sleep with it, fuck a bitch!

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Ah the drunken ex letter.. I've been there. Have no clue what his said but mine went something like this:

Fuck You! I hope while you're sleeping a cow falls through your roof & not only kills you.. But rapes you first.
And that new girl you're with, ask her if my pussy tastes good. I can't believe I spent all those years with you.
Enjoy your meth head!

Hope that cow thing happens,
Me!

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Lulz?

9 years ago
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Nope.. and I'm still waiting for that cow thing to happen.

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Awesome. I like this answer. Bain, did you wish for cow rape? You should.

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After 12 years that's the least that could happen to him.. Well in my mind anyway.

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I agree. regardless of time, everyone should be raped by a cow.

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Cow? Really? Cows are fucking stupid. They just walk around eating grass. Maybe being raped by a Lion, or even a Walrus.

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You haven't experienced the bliss.

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I just finished eating a Cow, it was pure bliss.

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Is your tongue tired?

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Yes cows! That's what makes it so unexpected. Lion falls through your roof, it's pissed off & is more likely to kill you.

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Cow? You mean bull?

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No.. I meant cow. Males aren't the only ones that can be.. umm.. violent.

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I have never met a violent cow yet.. bulls on the other hand...

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Suddenly, pineapples.

9 years ago
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Under the Sea?

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Everything's better where it is wetter!

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Yeah. For example, wet dreams. They're really nice and I want to see them. In them I'm that guy who lives under the sea. Oh yes, wet dreams...

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Not sure that is how the Disney song goes. :-/

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Maybe like this?

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Nuff internet for today! Time to sleep! (-_-) zzz

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Demons, gang signs, and fucking drunk Llamas

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They don't look drunk so much as possessed.

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Llama is always drunk.

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Dem legs... I wonder.

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SMEXY !!!

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narwhals narwhals swimmin in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!!

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Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kickass facial horn!

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who's bain?

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The BEAR is the BAIN. #Joahwho confirmed

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Bain to ex: I screwed old bats in the ass.

Ex: Llama too!

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Come on, let's talk about this Bane. instead.

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I bet Llama would love taking it from this guy,

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I would rather talk about this one instead.

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ppl and ther problems

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