What if you had one wish for your whole life?

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inb4 wish for more wishes

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It says one wish for your whole life means you would have 0 wishes left. But good try.

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the 'inb4' sort of implies someone was going to say that and it would not be my comment but...

...Well, logically I cannot agree with you. A wish is a wish and if we are under the assumption this wish WILL be granted, which seems to be implied, then my wishing for more wishes is valid. While my initial one wish for life is exhausted, I begin a new chain of wishes with the granting of my one wish. The subsequent wishes are not tied to the initial wish but are merely the fulfillment of my initial wish.

And yes, I would have this conversation with a genie, and I would argue about the nature of his rules and how they should be clearly specified upon the lamp before anyone rubs it.

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+1 on the wish for more wishes.

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You could always get the wishes. After you die, and can't use them.

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Poor Xzibit. He hates that meme.

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You can always wish for more genies.

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True but whats the point if everyone wishes for more wishes to much op.

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Captain Tylor! Nice.

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If you wish more wishes, a car would run you over before you would be able to use any. Duh.

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What if wishes were horses?

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A burrito.

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I'll grant you your wish! Just sign this contract that I will own your soul for all eternity... :D

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a new one

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Here, take it.

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Metta is the man.

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The ability to predict the future up to a day in advance so I could make changes to what I do.

No more going out and then getting stuck walking back in the rain.

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you mean hitting the jackpot for the lottery

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Why not wish for a billion dollars then? You wouldn't need to pay taxes!

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Why stop at rain? Keep winning the lottery lolz. Predict stock prices and short sell. Prevent catastrophes like 9/11 from happening.

The world is at your fingertips...smell it, embrace it, make love to it...

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Well that just got awkward...

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i'd wish for a talking superhero hipster kitty with the culinary expertise of an 81 year old master chef.

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Moar wishes! I WANT MOAR~!

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Half Life 3

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I would wish for three wishes, then every last wish I have then would be used to wish for 3 new wishes. In the end, I can get unlimited wishes cause of that.

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I would wish I could make anyone happy instantly. It would have so many benefits

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To marry a very beautiful woman, who loved and cared for me. Alas it's just a dream, but seriously I would take that over a million dollars.

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This tells me you haven't been married; I have, and I'd take the million dollars without even thinking about it.

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This tells me you haven't had a good marriage. That's sad, but it doesn't have to be the end of the story.

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This tells me you have 12.75 estimated wins, with a total of 0 actual wins.

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This tells me there will be a long chain of witty replies

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This tells me that this post is useless.

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This tells me you were wrong (not any more)

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This tells me you're probably right...

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You could buy like five good marriages with a million dollars.

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Nope, not even close. I'm only 12 it isn't gonna happen anytime soon.

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I would wish for a huge dick..tionary sized dick. Well I would just go for a lame joke and waste my wish but there...

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I would wish for an over-powered video-game futuristic combat armour-suit thing so I could be a superhero and inevitably get tested on by the government resulting in a fucked future due to technological jump.

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I wan't super power like ability to manipulate time and space :D

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A Tardis.

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I'd go with this as long as it came with an instruction manual.

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I'd prepare a really long letter which would contain numerous wishes inside a single sentence, and then read it aloud for the actual wish.

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There was an episode of x-files with this. Good times.

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I'd wish to die as a martyr.

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I think I would either pretty well of, or in very horrible situation.

More likely the later...

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A world without lawyers.

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Cue Oolong

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no more wishes

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A wishmaking machine.

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infinite wishes

then I would wish for

hl3

a female

every steam game

unlimited money

and another box of shreddies

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wishing for a female is so extremely generic I would be very afraid of the outcomes

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That dragons were real

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Closed 11 years ago by Kimek.