Uriel's Chasm? More like Uriel's Sh!t.

at least its devs are not scumbags that are trying to silence people by permabans and sell the game overpriced.

I played it 20 sec, and left it opened giving cards, well at least I got cards :D

Crapware, no more no less. I didn't even bother to grab a free key.

I Know It Was Free... But I Thought That It Looked Crappy, So I Didn't Get It.

I Know Hey...! What's With All Those Indie Game Companies Showing Up With Shitty "Retro-Style" 8 bit Graphic Games??? This Is 2015, AssHoles And You Can't Do It Any Better Than Retrocity Rampage Did. Getting Sick Of All The Low Quality Games... It's Like A Bunch Of Hipster-ButtMongers Got Together And Decided To Flood The Video-Game Industry With Shit That I Wouldn't Even Play Back In The 80's When I Had An Intellivision!

I know the dev. He wasn't going for a ''hurhur lets do it better than retrocity rampage did hurhur''. For people who understand the purpose of the game, it was enjoyable.

"devs" (can they be called devs?) are laughing at everyone. game is horrible. features: cards for trading and +1 "game" to library; everything else is junk

Nah nah, I'd go with...

Uriel's Chasm? More like Urine Spasm!

never heard of it

I bought it for full price just because Jarboe is related to the game.

Cause i'm a sucker like that

But... it's art!!!

Its really awful, but at the same time its hilarious b/c its so bad. Whoever bought it surely got trolled. I didnt understand the point of those two ugly girls at the start (The Shovelware Queens) and I understood the point of the game less. The ship has a green penis. You collect bible verses and hotdogs and blow up asteroids and you die. I played for about 20 minutes and then gave up and just idled the cards lol.

Holy shit, the Shovelware Queens have their own background lol
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/292630-Shovelware%20Queens

HIhihihihihi u say shit x3