What does everyone do for a job?

I am rich... No job.

Commissar.

Prostitution.

Nothing.

I scam little boys ez

jk, i get paid when people buy my stuff

Same as you OP. I'm a college student working part time for some extra money.

I've heard of this "employment" thing. I hear it takes away all of your free time and prevents you from playing games. It sounds horrible and I am so glad I don't have it.

I'm an IT Support Specialist and Lab Tech, in the games industry. It's nice to work with Gamers on every level of my job.

Work?
Not me though, I am a college student too.

Earlier this year my mom made me go trough a awfull expierience of signing up for a job at a store market called Maxima. No jobs that we tought would be easy werent avaivable (later it is known that nothing is easy...), only a cash registrant so thats what i was forced to sign up for as, didnt think it was all that hard but it was.... instead of a specific store near my home, i got put into one thats alot further away and in a realy small sized one that gets huge traffic of customers and quite frankly i didnt realy like everything about the place, aside from that its more of a nightmare to get up to in the morning than it ever was for school... i was put into a 3 days learning tutorial faze if you may, just to stand, look how the job of a cash registrant looks like, had to pay carefull watch over details that i am bad with, was forced to pitch in and learn under the tutoring of a dead serious big ''boned'' girl that was near my age of a young adult. I made alot of mistakes, constant mistakes... i was getting corrected like every moment, so many steps that had to be done per each customer... i was horribly slow and made huge lines... i was nervous, scared and embarresed and felt like having no hope but feeling doomed instead, i was awfull... then there were costumers who were paying bills, buying cigarrets, booze, pastries, products with special discounts that i missed, it was horrible, i was... am so stupid.... i couldnt handle it, tried to avoid of being put to work on a cash registrator on the third day untill my work day was over and just left that place, asked the manager if i can quite, i wrote some papers and i quitted... i couldnt handle it, it was too much, i was not ready for all of that and made me aprciate the cash registrator employes alot more... they got REAL talent to be that fast, precise and mistakeless.... god.... its horrible growing up... made 57 euros out of those three days, despite me being awfull... anyway... now mom struggles to find a place for me to learn or work, i graduated my last class of 12th this year so, no school, for now..... its... not easy.. its horrible and hard.... a nightmare... i hate life.... so to answer your question, i do nothing but sit at home and watch videos on my moms phone for now.... goddamnit.....

i'm a graphic designer. have my own office, doing mostly sites and illustrations. and by january 2015 (hopefully) my webstore for t-shirts will be online.

I have no job which makes getting games harder...

I sell illicit compounds and sometimes I enter certain areas without permission and leave with more than I came in with.

It pays wonderfully well.

Oh and on the side, I offer sex to females on steamtrades. If any female wants sex, pm me. December special: hugs are free. Im all about the love.

people are taking this as a joke as always xP
i'm looking for my first job but i might quit searching and end up my studies first

I'm still at the uni, attending the masters course in history. I do volunteer as a curator/work as a travel guide at a historical site in my city.

I'm a crossing guard, way too many stupid drivers out there. When I'm not doing that I do computer repairs and resell stuff on craigslist and amazon.

I'm having a good time being a full-time "what to do with my life" wonderer. Which consists of apathy and sleep deprivation mostly.

I always have to be relaxing. CoffeeBreak.

Game dev here. I've been making mobile games most of my career, but now I am working on my own (with an artist actually) and on my first PC game.

I'm a chef, and a male stripper on the weekends.

Fisherman.

i sell games i win on giveaways

everyone has badass jobs or no jobs....I want a no job that pays! Till then, i'm an Architect's assistant (aka, I do all the work they get all the $$$$)

i dont need a job as long as my basement is full of food and stuff. I WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!

I used to buy and resell antiques for about 6 years. Now I'm just focusing on finishing my last year of college