What you refuse to offer that can not be (solutions posted)

Thanks but I won a zillion of these loteries already. Me = wealthy man

Go home Google translator, you're drunk.

Look at all my steam items and games.

I get that much thanks to the donation to that totally-not-scamming you company.

Well, this guy is obviously a tard.

Move on people.

Oh wow, just 400k? that's like not even much compared to the 8 billion that I get

First I thought you are a troll but then I realised you are just seeking to help people in need with your money. Are you a friend of our beloved Nigerian prince?

I used a multiple level process translator to express this in your native accent:
However, I think you want people to support their implementation, and can troll need your money to you first. You, my prince of our beloved Nigeria?

My soul shall be yours!

Lol it had to be a Nigerian

Nuh huh! I keep my soul Thanks!

you forgot plz no copy pasterino capuccino

Sorry, … there's already a lien on my soul.

I had accumulated a handy list of spam emails, or companies that sell your mail adress in the past.
I used to use thunderbird to spoof the nigerian/419 and send some cc mail to buy viagra or participate in some whatever raffles.
Just a way to get the scammer spammed to death.
To him i used to send back a GOATSE ( it was around when it was popular ).

Fortunately i haven't received a spam or scam in years now.

http://www.mytrashmail.com/anti_spam.aspx
There was a script somewhere else to generate the mail adresses yourself but i cannot find it anymore.

you're the scammer from game dev tycoon? >:

after one hour i give up, probably not worth the effort

I got 8, 3 still pending. Regarding 7, is there a spelling error in the answer? Pretty sure I know the answer.

I don't have a soul. What now? Stahp oppressing me you ableist nigerian guy and check your privilege.

Bump for solved! Sorry for the delay I'll send your $ 400.000 as soon as possible! :)

Instructions unclear, got dick caught in ceiling fan.

ask them to keep the 400 000 $ from the 8.367.657.733 $ and see what they do

Poor google translator,
Give up, too hard to get sense of Qs for me

Stuck on 6, 9, 10, & 11. :(

Stuck on 6 and 9........ Need more clues! EDIT: Stuck only on 6 now...

Ermahgerd!!! it's the Game dev tycoon scammer! D:

Bump for it's just too hard to get the money.
Maybe someone else will shoulder the 400k instead.

Seems legit...