Step one: get back into your female progenitor's vagina.
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Instructions unclear, wound up in my male progenitor's vagina.
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Sometimes you have to wiggle the cartridge a bit or blow the dust out of it.
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Move, get a new haircut and style with color, change your hobbies and habits, start going by your middle name.
New Game started!
If that doesn't work, get a tattoo of Alt+F4 and keep mashing them until you see a dark screen appear in your eyes.
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Let me know if you find a way. A new life account would do wonders for my state of mind.
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Warning:
I caution against going this route.
Most people don't manage to complete step 2 correctly, which makes this very risky
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Or find a time machine, and go back to before you messed up ;)
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As messed up as we all are would you really want to get into everyone's head?
If one person messed you up that is only one person. Lean on the other people around you instead. They'd rather help you than have you suffer alone.
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I'm sorry, accounts are like the mafia. Once you're in, you're in.
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Fortunately, most of life's mistakes may be fixed or mitigated. Talk to your elders if you want to know how best to proceed. They usually have the life experience to know multiple "good" solutions to life's problems.
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I had moments in my life, I would like to change the past....but if I had this ability in those moments,I would gone probably another path.....a worser one. So looking backwards taking the hard path was all over a good choice.
So we have no save-points, no hacks, no cheats, no "aim-bots", but at least we have a very free kind of workshop/customizing...also a very good GFX, audio, full 3D (for most of us) and so much touch-control
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Sometimes the situation seems more desperate than it is in reality and talking to someone isn't a bad idea.
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There's no need to make a new account, just start a new save file.
Press 'Escape' then click on 'Main menu'.
You might get the: "Are you sure? Any unsaved progress will be lost". YES / NO
Choose 'YES'
Click on 'New Game'
That's it. Try not to mess it up this time.
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Fake your death. http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Your-Own-Death
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Something tells me you're going to fail at evil....
But if you really want to start over..... Move :-)
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Cut with keeping what went wrong and doing it better next time. Sounds very simply but belief an old man, it´s the best way (or drink alot instead).
Hey, there´s a drop:
One Finger Death Punch
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I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account ;-)
edit: I didn't expect so many serious answers, thank you guys and girls <3
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