I need some advice

Wrap it before you tap it.
No glove, no love.
Bros before hoes.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Let it go.

don't drink bleach

Friends don't let llamas drive drunk.

p..put your dick in it

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

oh yea: giveaways are:

GTA V
Witcher 3
Pillars of Eternity
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Dead or Alive 5
Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Ziggurat
Stranded Deep

Advice.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box ♪
Step 2: Put your dick in that box ♪
Step 3: Make her open the box ♪

And that's the way you do it! ♪

find something that you love and let it kill you

don't do drugs

A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge.

don't run with Scissors.. she is in drugs

to keep food from tasting bad after brushing teeth, rinse with hot water

if stuck, uses WD-40, if loose, duct tape

to keep plastic pot from get coloured by sauce, apply olive oil in the pot before

"Put some lotion in your motion and some glide in your slide" (the Fonz)

It's always worth to take a nap. So... good night! o/

Advice for the young at heart, soon we will be older

This is so true ;_;

View attached image.

Never pee into the wind, for it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

gone crazy

Ok, I am way too lazy to read, or care. Did I metion drunk?

When riding a motorpenis or motorpenii, always remember to look to your right.

A cat is fine too... or a llama