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I was eating a grape, I didn't have time to clean them properly just had them under running water for about a minute... so I put a grape in my mouth and there was a dead wasp on it. Now I probably won't eat any grapes again in a year or so.

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CyberneticYouth

I was eating a wasp, I didn't have time to cook them properly just had them in the microwawe for about a minute... so I put a wasp in my mouth and there was a dead grape on it. Now I probably won't eat any wasps again in a year or so.

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EvilMoo

I was eating a microwawe, I didn't have time to throw grapes at them properly just had them under some dead wasps for about a minute... so I put a microwawe in my mouth and there was running water on it. Now I probably won't eat any microwawes again in a year or so.

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twistedmetalero

i was eating running water, i didint had time to put microwaves on it so i had them under dead grapes for about a mouth or so, so i put the running water in my minute and there was dead year on it, now i probably wont wasp again in a clean or so

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dimon222

so what?

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vledermau5

grapes suck anyway :P

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dal3k

Already got it, thanks!

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Eduelmago

Thanks for ninja skyrim key!

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twistedmetalero

oh come on is isnt that bad, there was once a little scarab on my cereal and i ate it, and i still eat cereal, althought i now do a deep search on it first.

but i dare say how did a wasp managed to stay undetected inside a grape?

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Eduelmago

Ninja wasp?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-xy1QsSnl9k/TUZyXrbt8bI/AAAAAAAAAl8/GaHDEUQLCuw/s400/Wasp%2BWoman%2B3.jpg

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twistedmetalero

or maybe he was a clown wasp

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Eduelmago

how u put the hiper?

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twistedmetalero

ask the wasps

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DeltaBladeX

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That sucks. Let me try to cheer you up

But really, it could have been worse. Just be sure to watch until the second time he goes off.

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Pilg0r

Could have been worse. The wasp could have been alive :O

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DackXYZ

Extra protein.

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Taoito

+1 Free Wasp

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twistedmetalero

good ridance, wasp are not neccesary in this world, and i think spiders and fungus agree with me

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76561198022281758

Bear Grylls approves!

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Taoito

He said he had the grape under running water, not piss.

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AnDy5000

What if ... it was playing dead?

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twistedmetalero

then now its dead, smashed into pieces.

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Toca1FTW

That's how I stopped taking sugar in coffee, used to have 3-4 in a cup. One day I opened the sugar and there was an ant wandering around, so I never had sugar again.

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Lucnvil

An ant? There's always one on my coffee, yummy!

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twistedmetalero

fucking ants man, the big ones come to my kitchen and get all over my food while the small ones get in the kitchen table and wander all over it and even my laptop, i started a war against them so far i have got 100 of them, however they dont taste bad, in colombia we have this special breed of them called "hormiga culona" or something like big booty ant, if you cook them they taste like chicken and popcorn, i actually got a jar full of them now.

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LadySky89

You really eat them?... o_o

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NB264

At least you know it's real sugar, ants would not go for some... bah, they would, they would eat anything sweet.

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