Train of Be Mine 13 games [Lv 3+, >0.5 ratio]

Want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Sorry, it's late for jokes. Have an anti-bot bump, though :)

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Bump! The joke is my existence.

I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!

Bump and whitelisted - but this is not a joke :P

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right though them!

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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Good thing English is my primary language, otherwise #2 could be very difficult!

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show.
I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.

-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Dunno.
-To get to the idiot's house.
-...
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-The chicken.

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

I will put Joke later... just googling "How to disable autocorrect in wife"

A man visits the circus. After the show he approaches the stage manager and asks for a job.
'Well, what can you do?' asks the manager.
'I can do great bird impressions,' he replies.
'Many people can do bird impressions.'
'Oh, okay. Sorry for wasting you time,' says the man, who picks up his bags and flies away.

I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.

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Sorry, I don’t know any jokes

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Thanky bump :3

Thanks for the giveaways, here's a joke-free bump :)

Bump! ^^

Can't think of a joke right now, so just a simple Bump!

A piece of silver walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Hey, you!"