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I'm curious if the same applies for prostate cancer.

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Try fisting! German technique!

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I think you need to look up what prostate means.

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The prostate is fairly accessible through the anus. (I'll regret having said that)

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Thanks for defending the noble art of fisting!

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Wunderbar!

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Wunderfaust!

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I knew what I was doing was good, well it felt good, seems I was right.

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Must spread news of this. This will be my new job, and my new slogan will be "Preventing breast cancer, two squeezes at a time"

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+1

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Oh dear :P

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Why do I suddenly get the feeling that some cheesy superhero is going to be created out of this?

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I welcome it.

Its gonna be cheesearific.

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Breast feeding can help prevent breast cancer too.

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If we have a gamer girl around who's interested in cancer prophylaxis, I'll be more than happy to help. lol

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No begging!!!! XD

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I think there are some overweight male gamers, with sizable manboobs, that need help.
Men get breast cancer too. :P

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There's already caring people around, looking after every woman's health.

I'll give the article a read later on, I'm off to an exam ATM :S

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Seems legit...

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+1

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That guy would have to be short as fuck :P

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ROFLMAO!

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Somewhere someone out there is going to try to make a business out of this.

I think I will be that person.....

For just 19.99$ a visit (1 visit = 30 mins.) I will caress, press, and squeeze your breast to ensure you do not get breast cancer!

So what are you waiting for girls?! Come on in to ensure a safer future for you and your breast!

And just to make this an even better deal for you SteamGifts ladies, I will mark off 5$ off your first visit! Just say IgotheBreast and now IgottheCoupon. And I will instantly take off 5 dollars for your first visit!

So, what are you waiting for?! Come on by now!

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But.............................what about Metal Gear Rising?

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This is more important. This is saving lives! Plus platinum is making Rising.

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MGS5, Ground Zeroes, the list goes on! Plenty of females (with breasts) are looking forward to those games I'm sure.

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Well, maybe I will make game development a side job. Expect MGS5 in 2025, as I will have this as my full time job now.

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Sounds good, is your service also for males?

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+1

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Maybe, though men breast take more work. So it will cost 99.99$ per session.

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But the $5 off deal still is available?

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Of course!

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Do you take men too? I might go.

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The Japanese have already beaten you to it.

Source

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Difference is they are paying me.

I'm proving the service. I'm not just some random groper. I'm providing a service.

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Wow, most of you guys in this thread are so desperate that you forget that women can squeeze them themselves...

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I've seen this report all over the internet today. Pretty much everywhere, at least. There's one common denominator; nerds. It's only nerds who spreads this, at least where I spend my time. I'm not judging, but yeah...

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so this is healthy way to spend a nice day?

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I don't think most people here have small enough hands to squeeze those cancer cells and then even find those...

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Lets do this, FOR SCIENCEEEE!

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