What you want

Uninstall. Do I win? Next thread please!

If I was in the Valve I wouldn't do anything in Half Life 3, because the Valve is not working on Half Life 3.

Half Life 3 is in the same place as Firefly Season 2, a place where dreams go to die.

Obviously add in stylish headwear.

If I was in the valve I'd keep plumbers at bay

give crowbar hat

make l4d3 mod and forget bout hl3

I'd make Portal 3 ;3
Don't care all that much for HL as I do for Portal

Finish the game, release it, earn a shitload of money.

Start making it. Because who are we kidding.

If I were Valve employee, I would keep trolling HL fans :)

viral campaing, graffitis in the streets round the globe; and then say that all of that was fake... then lauch a demo in steam, but just for 3 hours at 3:33 AM ... then proffits