Potato?
I bit 4 big users and 3 small ones.
The cat would be happy.... they should be enough for a long time.... :-D
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I bid a full homemade dinner for two. With candles.
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I bid all the shirts, shoes, and panties that I've collected from everyone coming into this thread.
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I bid a homing pidgeon. Tomorrow I'll bid the same thing.
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I bid you good day, sir. And two one potatos and a catball.
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I'll bid the length of that string, plus a bet I'll talk about HH6auction because I'm a prick.
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I bid the accumulated university debt of all millennials.
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FAQ
Okay, but I don't see you answering the most important question of all-
Is the event named HH6 because of your name, or because you're giving away two copies of Half-Life 3 and being clever with the naming?
I mean, it's important to properly clarify these things, after all.
I'm pretty vague on the rest of the event as well, actually, but I'm not sure whether that's intentional to the design or not.
But if I understand the event correctly, then this is the point where I'm supposed to bid you adieu.
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A mathematician dies and enters heaven. God says: "You were a good man, so you can choose between eternal happiness or a sandwich.". The mathematician thinks about it and says: "I would like to have the sandwich please. You see, nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a sandwich is better than nothing."
I hereby bid a cheese sandwich, because it is even better than a regular sandwich.
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I bid a Duchy of the Empire of Tea! It's in an enchanted forest! Abundant in squirrels.. and cute little duckies and... erm.. things that definitely don't belong in a swamp!
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I bid you a visit to the Mind of a Long-Dead God.
Rain falls. It hisses. A child steps through its silvered curtain. He carries something in his arms that is not quite a candle. It does not burn. It shines.
It is old, but it remembers my grip. It writhes. Its edge is jagged, the colour of a split in the sky. Its voice is thunder. The child is leaving. Back to the roofs and the alleys, the cobbles and lamps. Why do these things feel familiar? These are not memories worthy of me!
All shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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I like what is written in the pic. Its really funny. XD Kat!
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Welcome to HH6auction!
The laziest (and most plagiaristic) event that I've failed to organize so far!
I was going to make a Halloween event to make the final push towards level 10 before I inevitably get banned for something. But due to real life issues I haven't been able to draw the necessary pictures, etc. So here is the piss poor alternative.
THE RULES
The first rule of HH6auction is: You do not talk about HH6aution.
The second rule of HH6auction: You do not talk about HH6auction.
People place their bids in this topic and at some point there will be giveaways.
I don't know what you might bid. Your soul. Somebody elses soul. Be creative.
My
beloved botmalevolent catwillmay monitor and reply toallbids.Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no panties.
The auction goes on until I reach level 10, until I run out of keys or until I get bored.
Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at HH6auction you have to
fightvote potato.FAQ
I posted a bid but nothing happened!
Yeah, sometimes I buy a lottery ticket and nothing happens. Deal with it.
How many auctions there will be? When the event will end?
How long is a piece of string?
Does your
botcat sleep?Yes, for about 20 hours per day.
Why isn't this as spammy as that other auction?
I'm lazy.
I don't meet the requirements for a giveaway.
Then it was an aspirational giveaway.
Will there be any hidden giveaways?
I never make hidden giveaways.
AFTERMATH
I have now stopped posting giveaways. I thought I'd stopped but then I remembered I had DIG credit, etc. It would have gone on a lot longer but Fanatical ended two sizeable bundles before I grabbed them. What was learned was that I am really bad at organising SG events. Apologies for all the comments I didn't reply too. Respect to the crazy people that unexpectedly posted extra giveaways, I'll try and remember and reward them somehow. I've been trying to behave myself lately but I've had a difficult few weeks and I'm currently drunk enough to be watching Glee and enjoying it. And also I just got an e-mail about a photobucket update that means I have all my favourite GIFs and reaction images that I thought I'd lost back...
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