Welcome to HH6auction!

The laziest (and most plagiaristic) event that I've failed to organize so far!

I was going to make a Halloween event to make the final push towards level 10 before I inevitably get banned for something. But due to real life issues I haven't been able to draw the necessary pictures, etc. So here is the piss poor alternative.

THE RULES

The first rule of HH6auction is: You do not talk about HH6aution.
The second rule of HH6auction: You do not talk about HH6auction.
People place their bids in this topic and at some point there will be giveaways.
I don't know what you might bid. Your soul. Somebody elses soul. Be creative.
My beloved bot malevolent cat will may monitor and reply to all bids.
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no panties.
The auction goes on until I reach level 10, until I run out of keys or until I get bored.
Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at HH6auction you have to fight vote potato.

FAQ

I posted a bid but nothing happened!

Yeah, sometimes I buy a lottery ticket and nothing happens. Deal with it.

How many auctions there will be? When the event will end?

How long is a piece of string?

Does your bot cat sleep?

Yes, for about 20 hours per day.

Why isn't this as spammy as that other auction?

I'm lazy.

I don't meet the requirements for a giveaway.

Then it was an aspirational giveaway.

Will there be any hidden giveaways?

I never make hidden giveaways.

AFTERMATH

I have now stopped posting giveaways. I thought I'd stopped but then I remembered I had DIG credit, etc. It would have gone on a lot longer but Fanatical ended two sizeable bundles before I grabbed them. What was learned was that I am really bad at organising SG events. Apologies for all the comments I didn't reply too. Respect to the crazy people that unexpectedly posted extra giveaways, I'll try and remember and reward them somehow. I've been trying to behave myself lately but I've had a difficult few weeks and I'm currently drunk enough to be watching Glee and enjoying it. And also I just got an e-mail about a photobucket update that means I have all my favourite GIFs and reaction images that I thought I'd lost back...

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Potato?

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Yes
But what about the turnips?

How to live with it?

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I was going to bid my virginity, but eeev took that already. I mean, that IDEA! IDEA!!!
I was going to bid the right to talk about HH6Au(c)tion, but that has also been taken.
I was going to bid 4 dens, but that is forbidden.

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So... have this pineapple riding an unicorn, I guess?

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heavenhairsixes has some competition, I see

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Your logic is inimitable.

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that IDEA!

lolling since 14 minutes. and can't stop.

thank you.

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I bid some catnip.

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reading rules closely - ok then. Shirt off, shoes off, panties off - my neighbour lady screamed a bit when I took her panties off, but I explained as patronizing and rude as I could that we must follow the rules

my good look at those toenails... clip, clip, clippety-clip

I bid a handful of toenail clippings, that's all I could smuggle in to my cell after neighbour lady stubbornly refused to accept the rules....

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's not that awesome, waking up and coughin', hard, at this.

i need an at-least-double-espresso, now.

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Let's see what I got in my pockets to bid... oh, right: no pants - no pockets
But wait, I found a bunch of pixels in my socks!

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The malevolent cat has spoken!

thank you for this event

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I bid a bump for your post.

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I bid the sum of all the bids in this thread.

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I bid all missing Fallouts from 5 to 75.

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I bid your uncle from Judas Priest!

I hope I remembered that right

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That is true, although unfortunately I'm out of keys now!

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At least I understand that event now! 😅

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I bid a farewell till the next auction :3

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I bid Kvasirion's bunch of pixels.

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Aw I'm too late :(. I was going to bid what remains of my hope and dream.

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Bump

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I bid my extracted wisdom tooth! :D

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They accidentally broke my jaw when they took my wisdom teeth out. That was a great day for me...

Meow

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Holy crap! I hope they compensated you for that, at least!!

6 years ago
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Bump-a-lump Bump.

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I bid a successful end to your event and for the rest of the year. :)
Bump Cheers~

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i bid all living dinosaurs

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I bid my vanilla-flavoured cough syrup.

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I bid a slice of bacon with herpes.

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I bid my 5k hours that i played dota 2... or all cats pics from my computer will be better..

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I bid 500 quatloos on the newcomer.

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I bid my jedi rank

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I bid the chance for me to fulfill my destiny with my own efforts

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