Potato?
I was going to bid my virginity, but eeev took that already. I mean, that IDEA! IDEA!!!
I was going to bid the right to talk about HH6Au(c)tion, but that has also been taken.
I was going to bid 4 dens, but that is forbidden.
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So... have this pineapple riding an unicorn, I guess?
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reading rules closely - ok then. Shirt off, shoes off, panties off - my neighbour lady screamed a bit when I took her panties off, but I explained as patronizing and rude as I could that we must follow the rules
my good look at those toenails... clip, clip, clippety-clip
I bid a handful of toenail clippings, that's all I could smuggle in to my cell after neighbour lady stubbornly refused to accept the rules....
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Let's see what I got in my pockets to bid... oh, right: no pants - no pockets
But wait, I found a bunch of pixels in my socks!
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I bid your uncle from Judas Priest!
I hope I remembered that right
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Aw I'm too late :(. I was going to bid what remains of my hope and dream.
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Welcome to HH6auction!
The laziest (and most plagiaristic) event that I've failed to organize so far!
I was going to make a Halloween event to make the final push towards level 10 before I inevitably get banned for something. But due to real life issues I haven't been able to draw the necessary pictures, etc. So here is the piss poor alternative.
THE RULES
The first rule of HH6auction is: You do not talk about HH6aution.
The second rule of HH6auction: You do not talk about HH6auction.
People place their bids in this topic and at some point there will be giveaways.
I don't know what you might bid. Your soul. Somebody elses soul. Be creative.
My
beloved botmalevolent catwillmay monitor and reply toallbids.Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no panties.
The auction goes on until I reach level 10, until I run out of keys or until I get bored.
Eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at HH6auction you have to
fightvote potato.FAQ
I posted a bid but nothing happened!
Yeah, sometimes I buy a lottery ticket and nothing happens. Deal with it.
How many auctions there will be? When the event will end?
How long is a piece of string?
Does your
botcat sleep?Yes, for about 20 hours per day.
Why isn't this as spammy as that other auction?
I'm lazy.
I don't meet the requirements for a giveaway.
Then it was an aspirational giveaway.
Will there be any hidden giveaways?
I never make hidden giveaways.
AFTERMATH
I have now stopped posting giveaways. I thought I'd stopped but then I remembered I had DIG credit, etc. It would have gone on a lot longer but Fanatical ended two sizeable bundles before I grabbed them. What was learned was that I am really bad at organising SG events. Apologies for all the comments I didn't reply too. Respect to the crazy people that unexpectedly posted extra giveaways, I'll try and remember and reward them somehow. I've been trying to behave myself lately but I've had a difficult few weeks and I'm currently drunk enough to be watching Glee and enjoying it. And also I just got an e-mail about a photobucket update that means I have all my favourite GIFs and reaction images that I thought I'd lost back...
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