Hello everyone, just got home so I'll be handing out the prizes soon... :) A big thank you to everyone who played, hope you had fun! :) I know I had fun... :)

To anyone who didn't win a prize, I'll find something for you, don't worry! :)

If anyone's curious to know what they missed:

JERKFEST:
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/1wum48DY

CONSOLATION PRIZE:
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/29C2Q24v

To anyone who played and felt disappointed... I said this was just bundle leftovers, but: I always say that, and it's always a lie. :)

Any Jerkfest people who reached the "final" giveaway, and saw:

Well, that was fun! Hope you enjoyed the chance to win some bundle leftovers, fellow jerks! :) And never forget:

He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy. :)

Next time, look at the URL on that rickroll smiley, ok? :) This isn't a puzzle, this is easy mode. Free stuff! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&trololo=6c3353486e

trololo=6c3353486e ???

6c3353486e = l3SHn

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/l3SHn/ = DayZ

And any Consolation Prize people who reached the "last" giveaway and saw:

Sorry, ran out of bundle games, nice people! :)

Umm, this is easy guys. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM&trololo=SWo4VFg=

trololo=SWo4VFg= ???

SWo4VFg= = Ij8TX

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Ij8TX/ = Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

Extra Special non-jerky thanks to bananarepublic and xKomachi who found the Shadow of Mordor giveaway but refused to enter since it was on my wishlist. Jerks! :) I'll find some way to repay you! :)


Original stuff below:

Note: Be sure to read the whole thing, because if you're not a jerk you qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway chain! :)


There are so many generous people here in the Steamgifts forum. To mention only a few recent examples:

DeltaBladeX created a Halloween giveaway event (plus countless others!)

Grauntgar made a Thanksgiving giveaway event.

IndaHoodz started an Insurgency Key Drop which unexpectedly became a Beggarfest/Blacklistfest :)

Khalaq made a Thankfest.

And currently, I see Tragikos is inviting people to another Simultaneous Giveaways group.

Sadly, I'm not one of those. I used to make puzzles, but haven't done any in ages. And if you ever looked at those puzzles, you know I'm a complete jerk. So I thought, hmm... :)

How about some giveaways for my fellow jerks? Any current or former jerks may apply. Here are some examples of how you might qualify... :)

  • Still haven't read the Steamgifts FAQ after two years?

  • Won a mountain of games, and given away zero?

  • On dozens of blacklists but can't figure out why?

  • Suspended for begging?

  • Spammed the forum with your referral links?

  • Tried to give away a region-restricted price glitch game?

  • Never thanked someone for buying a game, even after you won their giveaway?

  • Thought Steamgifts was the proper place to make your trade offers?

  • Cheated on/spoiled someone's forum puzzle?

  • Won something you didn't actually want, so you tried to regift it?

  • Scammed multiple copies of games from IGN Prime?

  • Complained about your $1 bundle junk not giving you $100 CV?

  • Asked why you haven't received that game you won 15 minutes ago?

  • Created giveaways but never sent the gifts to the winners?

  • Kicked from a giveaway group because you leeched a bunch of games and never gave anything back?

  • Tried to give away free stuff by calling it something else?

  • Won a bunch of great games but never played them?

  • Asked people to send you paypal/keys/games/metal/whatever for a chance to win something?

  • Idle Mastered your wins for the trading cards, and never played the games?

  • Entered all the expensive "Complete Pack/GOTY" giveaways because you were missing some cheap DLC?

  • Robo-commented something like Thank you very much for the chance to win this great game :D in every giveaway you entered? :)

  • (suggested by limathompson) Used Easy Steamgifts to auto join and auto comment every giveaway?

  • Or did you do something so jerky it didn't even occur to me to list it? :)

If any of these sound familiar, simply write I would like to enter the Jerkfest. And state the reason(s) you qualify. :) I will add you on Steam to give the URL for the start of the Jerkfest giveaway chain.

Note: Since this is a Jerkfest, the games are all bundle leftovers, and none of them have trading cards. :) Sorry! :)


Sadly, not everyone here on Steamgifts is a jerk. If you don't qualify for the Jerkfest, you qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway chain! :) If you're not sure, here are some examples of non-jerk behaviour:

  • Did you carefully check the examples of qualifying Jerkfest behaviour, and fail to meet any of them? :)

  • Are you/were you a Steamgifts Admin/Moderator/Support/whatever person?

  • Thanked someone who gave away a game, even when you didn't win?

  • Gave away some games, before you even won any yourself?

  • Drove us insane with your puzzles?

  • Won some great games, and actually played them?

  • Made one of those helpful forum topics that saved us all hours of searching?

  • Created a fun event?

  • Got some achievements playing those trading card games you won, instead of using Idle Master for the free cards?

  • Or did you do something so non-jerky I couldn't even imagine it? :)

If you want to join the Jerkfest Consolation Prize giveaway chain, simply write "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." and state the reason(s) you qualify. :) I will add you on Steam to give the URL for the start of the Consolation Prize giveaway chain.

Note 1: Since I am a cheapskate, these are all bundle leftovers too. :) But they all have trading cards! :)

Note 2: In the true spirit of this Jerkfest I will also give you the URL for the start of the Jerkfest giveaway chain, so try for those too! :) Make sure no undeserving jerk wins them! :)

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Ah, blacklist bait! RUN!

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Aha, that's a great idea! :)

Just kidding, if I'd dusted off my blacklist nobody would be able to enter! :) Plus, I think the true jerks don't visit the forum. :)

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But there's so many sneaky ninjas that swipe keydrops... D:

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"Plus, I think the true jerks don't visit the forum. :)"
Nope, I'm right here!

10 years ago
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Hmm, if you say so, I will take you at your word! :)

10 years ago
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Hmm, forgot to ask if you were interested in the Jerkfest, oops! :) Good luck if so! :)

10 years ago
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I am a jerk! I entered this ga http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/vUAWY/beat-hazard-mega-bundle even though I only need the shadow ops dlc (which I actually want quite a bit!!) :P

I am also not a jerk because I thank people for keys I didn't get, so do I get both ga's? :P

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Aha, that does sound jerky, good luck! :)

Don't worry, there's enough giveaways in the jerk pile, you don't need the other stuff... :)

10 years ago
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Enough giveaways there are...

10 years ago
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haha xD

10 years ago
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darn, i qualify for some aspects of both jerkfest and consolation chain :(

...so i'm half a jerk?

10 years ago
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If any of these sound familiar, simply write I would like to enter the Jerkfest. And state the reason(s) you qualify. :)

If you want to join the Jerkfest Consolation Prize giveaway chain, simply write "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." and state the reason(s) you qualify. :)

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i'll try my luck and state that I would like to try for both the Jerkfest and Consolation Prizes then, up to you to decide which one ;P

Jerkfest:

  • Still haven't read the Steamgifts FAQ after two years (I CONFESS! but really, a lot of the FAQ stuff is common sense :P)
  • Never thanked someone for buying a game, even after you won their giveaway (one of my wins, i never actually thanked the guy through email/steam chat, since he put my email in the humble gift link...i did thank him later on in the giveaway page but don't think he saw it...)
  • Won a bunch of great games but never played them (i haven't had the time or computer! always getting sidetracked by other games...)

Consolation:

  • Thanked someone who gave away a game, even when you didn't win (does saying thanks on private giveaways just as a form of courtesy count? :P)
  • Won some great games, and actually played them (does Tactical Intervention - i won a DLC - count as a "great game"? XD what about Day One: Garry's Incident? :P I did definitely play a bit of Pinball FX2 on and off after I won a table set)
  • Made one of those helpful forum topics that saved us all hours of searching (i'd like to think that the threads i make almost every monday are helpful ;) )
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Oops! I forgot to add you, sorry! :( Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest.

I am guilty of:

  • Idling my wins for the trading cards, and never playing them.
  • "Leaking" a private giveaway in the group chat.
  • Being a shitty butthurt dumbass to the support. (I'm still terribly sorry for my past misbehaviour on Steamgifts.)

I'm also evil, so there's that.
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Hmmmm, that's a tough one! I'll have to think about it, all those forum giveaways have to count for something! :) For now I can add you to the Jerkfest, maybe in the morning I will feel bad and add you for the Consolation Prize as well. :)

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Also, what if I fit the criteria for both the Jerkness and Consolation Prize?

10 years ago
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Oh I thought this is a different kind of "jerk" fest.

10 years ago
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Nope! :)

10 years ago
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i like to jerk. if you like to jerk, we should all jerk together.

best jerk slogan ever

10 years ago
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Sounds jerky enough, good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Hmm, you don't seem like a jerk, maybe you should try for the Consolation Prize! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Oh I thought this was a thread where we'd come to jerk it. Well... guess I'll put the lube away then :(

10 years ago
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Hmm, perhaps I should have found a different name for this thing... :)

10 years ago
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What about Prickfe-- um no, that is worse.

10 years ago
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Hmm, I think you'd qualify for "Won a bunch of great games but never played them?" so good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes because I have failed to meet the above examples to be a jerk and I thanked people even when I lost a giveaway(no bots). Plus, I have played games that I have won, not for the cards, but because I actually enjoyed the games since I only enter for games I'd want to play. Lastly, I created a small forum event.

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Sounds non-jerky enough! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I qualify for both xDD

I got suspended for begging :c, but i didnt Dx

But then again i gave away more games that i won lel. and played the games i won x3

So i would like to enter for the consolation prize please :D "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." xD

Thanks :D

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Hmm, that's a tough one! :) I'd ask for more info about the begging, but maybe you'd be suspended for calling yourself out! :) Oh well. :)

10 years ago
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it was one of those store miss price thingys and a bunch of people were grabbing Dead Rising 3 keys for nothing, and i didnt and jokinly said, maybe they should make some giveaways xD, and got banned for that xD

Im not complainning tough, its allright xD

10 years ago
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My backlog is huge and I've used Idle Master. <_< I think I qualify as a jerk!

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Sounds good enough to me! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I'm kinda guilty of:
-Won a bunch of great games but never played them?
And that's about it, gonna try to be a better jerk next time.
Thanks?

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Sounds jerky enough to me! :) Good luck! :)

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"I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes."

I've created entertaining puzzles that are possible to solve with enough Google Fu. I also gave away Fortix after receiving a copy from a giveaway, and I've never used Idle Master (SAM yes, but Idle Master no)

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Hmmmm, sounds good, but I think you qualify for "Won a bunch of great games but never played them" :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Well, I sadly don't have enough time to play them all. I do intend to play them all eventually...

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I have:

  • Idle Mastered your wins for the trading cards, and never played the games?
  • Robo-commented something like Thank you very much for the chance to win this great game :D in every giveaway you entered? :)

But I also

  • Won some great games, and actually played them

In the end. I'm more of a jerk :D

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Aha, if you insist! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I'm a jerk because I keep doing writing contests and then not judging them for months because I'm a jerk.

10 years ago
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Hmm, that does sound a bit jerky! I would also accept "Won a bunch of great games but never played them?" :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Damn, that's what has been happening... :P

10 years ago
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest

I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes

unfortunally, im a known jerk?!

(if i really need to state 1 exemple) - Going into a thread of a religious holiday, trying to show them how religion is BS

and i qualify for the consolation too, i already gave 2/3 small games before i had them on my account

  • the first was fortix on a DeltaBladeX event
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Aha, think I remember another reason you might qualify for the Jerkfest, but I'd be suspended for mentioning it! :) Good luck! :)

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I have one for you. I needed to create a non-bundle giveaway for one of my groups to improve my ratio (you were a member too) and bought UNepic, but after creating the giveaway, you create a thread here saying that UNepic should be added to the bundle list since it was on a bundle 2 years ago, the game got added to the list and my giveaway no longer qualified as non-bundle so I decided to delete it. And to make it worst you got kicked out the following days for leeching. I know you did nothing wrong besides leeching, but at least I can help you today to enter the Jerkfest.

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you were exploiting a bundle game (not yet added to the bundle list) and i was the jerk?

(I was never rulefully kickedout for leeching - i invite you to prove that)

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You are right, you did nothing wrong but I already said that. And you were not able to leech, because they outsmarted you and kicked you before you could do it. Proof.

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A little column A, a little column B. At any rate, really great thread. Have a bump!

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Thank you, and good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Dam, I've never used Idle master, don't have a blacklist, used to be thankful on group and private giveaways, didn't leaked even a single private giveaway link... but I've deleted several running giveaways, created by mistake. Am I evil or good?

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That's difficult, if I had to choose I'd go for "Won a bunch of great games but never played them?" and maybe it's SAM instead of Idle Master... :) Good luck! :)

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  • Still haven't read the Steamgifts FAQ after two years?
  • Robo-commented something like Thank you very much for the chance to win this great game :D in every giveaway you entered? (before)
  • Won games twice
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Works for me! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Thanks :)

^totally didn't use auto-comment there

10 years ago
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i qualify for both...I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes because i always say thanks in giveaways, and already gave away games but still havent won anything D: I would also like to enter the Jerkfest because the games are bundled, i had never read the FAQ, and i hate not beeing able to go above 30.00 CV for bundle games!! ( and i dont speak english very well...)

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Don't worry, the Consolation Prize people can enter everything! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I am not sure that I would be in a group that would have me as a member. ROFL

10 years ago
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I know the feeling... :) But let me know if you want to be in the Jerkfest! :) Hopefully you've done something jerky enough! :)

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i'm a bit confused. if you mean "Won a bunch of great games but never played any of them?", i'm sure i don't qualify for the jerkfest. but i have some wins i didn't play yet. so maybe i qualify? but on the other side my most played game is from steamgifts. isn't that a negative point to qualify? yup, i'm confused.

and if you mean "Won some great games, and actually played all of them?", i don't even qualify for the consolation prize either. but wait... i guess "Got some achievements playing those trading card games you won, instead of using Idle Master for the free cards?" comes to the rescue. i've even 100%'ed some of my wins. so... uhh... yeah... .-.

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Life's too short to worry about all that stuff! :) Anyone who won The Longest Journey and played it is ok in my book! :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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I qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway, because
-i say thank you, most of the time when entering. everytime i win something.
-i don't meet any Jerkfest behavior.
-i made an easy puzzle, a long time ago and it drove some people crazy.
-i don't idle any game, except if it sucks or unplayable.

10 years ago
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Hmmm, Bastion, Bioshock 2 and The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut would like a word with you... :) Good luck! :)

10 years ago
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Bastian, i'm planning to play this or next week
Bioshock 2, haven't played because yet to play first one
The Witcher, I play DRM free GOG version ;)

10 years ago
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest, I qualify because... well,

Won a bunch of great games but never played them... Won a mountain of games, and given away zero...

Does that mean I'm a jerk x2? Is it too late to confess my sins to Lord GabeN for salvation?

10 years ago
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Sadly I only have 1 pile of jerk giveaways, so you can't enter twice. :) But it's a big pile, so good luck! :)

10 years ago
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  • Won something you didn't actually want --> it cant be helped.. i just want to spend the points :/
  • Idle Mastered your wins for the trading cards, and never played the games ---> who downloads heavy games u dont want to play and only wanted the cards :P

I want to enter the jerkfest o_o/

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Oho, think I may also know another reason, but I can't say! :) Think you qualify, good luck! :)

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