+1

+1

+1

Dachuq

wut?

Now that's a place you don't want to own a timeshare...

Neither do I, dear sir!

+1

Sweet :)

Keep going bro. No solvers yet!

AS LONG AS THE ANSWERS ARE IN CAPS, YOU'LL BE FINE :)

:)

You're a bad man. I don't know many Nigerians, but they always send me such nice friendly emails :)

Just to clarify, these are crossword type clues. Mildly cryptic, but hopefully nothing too taxing.

Numbers in brackets correspond to word lengths.

Perhaps this helps someone?

Good on ya :)

I think I have to go to college specifically for this puzzle.

Hopefully it won't come to that :)

Depending on how things are going, I might drop a hint or two in the next couple of days for any questions people are having trouble with...

^This

I will make an additional puzzle-free, zero contribution giveaway once this is over, as a bonus for anyone who completes the puzzle and posts on the final giveaway.

You don't need to thank me. A simple "Fuck you, Atomic Woodchuck" in the giveaway comments will be more than enough to guarantee your inclusion.

I feel a bit bad about the contributor value (and the quality of the prize), particularly since nobody has solved this yet, but unfortunately it's too late to change it now :(

Great job! I was starting to worry nobody was going to get this!

The heroes of clue 9 give EVERYONE trouble...

:)

Nah - don't bottle it up... Let it all out :)