Every time I see you post, your avatar makes me think of one of my favorite gif's.

That is all!

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This is a haiku
I hope that it makes you laugh
I love you a lot

So, when will you make new puzzles? xD

How does an elephant
commit suicide?
It sticks its trunk up its butt
and farts.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't your regular blow job.

ill be always there to pick you up.. <3

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to be on your whitelist
This is not a haiku

10 spots on whitelist
Who will be chosen by him?
Maybe you or me

Awping is for noobs
Said the awper master noob
Counter-strike is fun

In the missing two
these two madness
1 and two

I kinda feel obligated to throw in a 'yo mamma' joke (since I'm apparently "that guy" now), but I've retired from the business.

So for the last question I couldn't figure out the friggin' answer.

I asked my friend about that. She laughed and told me the answer. I was like 'stop freaking joking I need the goddamn answer'.

She replied just answer like I said.

I grudgingly wrote it in the answer box.

The box said correct.

I was like -> -.-

Oh well.... I couldn't answer everything, though.

I am your opposite doppelganger, so I don't think I could make you laugh, but let's try at least.

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Jokes.. hum, brain is on sleep setup now, so let's try this:
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." <replace "bike" with any other object of desire. No, a person isn't an object, not even slaves or item-holders> (this last part is my own addition XD)
potato + haiku (the best ones I liked were in spanish, you didn't say I couldn't use them but you probably wont undestand; despite being haikus' itself :P)

PS. wth were you eating/drinking/abusing when created that puzzle? dang I may be old and weird but couldn't think of anything that gets accepted :P

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Add me plz i'm a laid back cool guy :p

The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then

Because no one can make you wait (and tickle your OCD) like I did.

Glorious Fire Magic! Watch the world burn!

Brotato.

Also I don't know why but this makes me laugh.

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Instantly after seeing your pool, i get the Lego song "Everything Is Awesome !! You make me smile on the morning !! Thanks a lot !

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No time for the puzzle right now but let's have lunch together later :D

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Is too hard for me, still everything is awesome

Buhbuhhbut, but, but my dog ate our last potato! Lil bugger pulled it right out of its burlap sack. The closest thing that I have is the fries that I got from Burger King a few hours ago.

All of my love, in cold fry form, all for you~
PS: I screwed up and ran out of room. I didn't have a bigger container that I could use, so I had to do it on top of the tupperware box that I store my vittles in. And muscle spasms made it a touch hard. But it is a delicious potato art!

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