Everything is...
Our relationship is like a potato, it starts rough, but then it just peels off.
(bad joke, who cares?) XD
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Yo mama so fat she is on both sides of the family.
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Could I just get a spot in your heart? Whitelist doesn't matter as much in the long run...but that coveted heart spot, me wants!
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difficult to refuse, you have bwebs on your side...
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How did this not make it as a haiku entry...
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
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Because it's not original, my friend. I saw a t-shirt with this haiku on it once!
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I'm such a sad individual... I still laugh every time I see it... think I first saw it on a refrigerator magnet.
Not original
Nothing special here with me
Yet fluffy soft
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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Everyones whitelists are
Breaking down all around me.
Hurry up and fix.
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Every time you see an enemy you shall sneak and then stun him,
And when the enemy sleeps, you shall force him to sumbit.
When the enemy tries to kill you,
Run away,disappear into a shadows and then do what he was about to do it for you.
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You say you have 10 spots left, that means you must know what the Limit to the Whitelist is.
Would you tell me please? Is it 1000 like that Nasty Blacklist? oh oh! tell me it's more, it's gotta be more!
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Actually I don't know...it was just a number I decided to get to! :)
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I will not lick your ass for a stupid giveaway like others.
Here is my poem:
Roses are red,
violets are too,
my house is on fire,
I love Lucy Liu.
In Castle Crashers on Xbox360 I also played orange knight because I like fire spells.
You can add me to friendlist if you want to play some games togehter (preferably Tabletop Simulator but it can be anything else I have).
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Roses are white.
Violets are black.
Fuck I'm colorblind.
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I was going to write something funny, but then the Necromancer scared me. :3
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I think you should pick me cause I'm a Marshmellow. They are oooey gooey goodness :)
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I am not worthy
I have no potato art for you
pappa-gen-til I'm sorry
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Don't know if your full up yet...but my first attempt didn't make you laugh so I thought I might try again :)
I just saw this commercial and cracked up...hopefully it does the same for you :)
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I have the right link for you:
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
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Oh well I guess Since
My first attempt failed So
Here is another one
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Hmm, well I guess I have to seduce you, make you laugh and whatnot so here is some random nonsense, from the bottom of my butter filled heart, to you dear OP.
A beauty walked by
and I tried to sneak a peak
Was caught and then shamed
It did not help that
I was with my date and the
hottie was her dad. XD
You could imagine
Made things weird for the rest of
Grandma's funeral
Sexy selfie
Funny gif
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I WANT YOU, not you, YES YOU, TO BE ON MY WHITELIST
Make me laugh, write me a haiku, declare your love for me on a potato surface: ANYTHING
Here's a GA for people who manged to get a Pappa's heart entry pass.
Here's my puzzle to discover if You share some passions with me! (Stronger reason to be on my whitelist!)
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