Took me a while, but definitely solvable without hints. Have a bump. :)
The lamest joke is probably the most cliche one from when I was a kid:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Cargo Commander, I entered.
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Ah, the good ol' both expected and unexpected ending to a joke. Nice job on solving it! :P
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One of my favorite ones is:
-What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
-Oh sheet!
I joined Home
Edit: Won Home on a different giveaway so I joined Cargo Commander instead
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I got 6/10 before just giving up, does that count as a joke? lol...
Q3, 6, 7 & 10
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Q3 should be solvable with the hint and some Google-fu
Q6 has a obvious (once you see it) clue in it and the hint expands on it
Q7... search for the info I provided on YouTube, you can find the band on the first page of results!
Q10... again I was very obvious in the hint, but let me know if I can be even more obvious :P
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I was thinking about Q3 for 30 minutes. Hint helped a lot.
solved bump ;)
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also I joined stronghold
and the joke...
My friend used to work at the sperm bank. Got fired for drinking on the job.
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That might be good for you... if you find out who the old singer is, you'll spend a lot of time looking for more photos of her ;)
And that's a clue in itself btw :D
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you're so damn right with that :D She's a true eye-catcher!
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For both of you: searching for
"blue hair" female metal singer
gave me a first page result.
Pro tip: using " " makes the words in between the " " appear in that specific order, so you don't get results about hair metal when using that query ;)
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I got everything but Q6, because I know thousands of bands with bible references in their names :D Gonna bump again when hints appear I guess. Also, nice taste. I like most of them too, and seen like half of them live :)
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nevermind, got it :) there actually is a pretty good hint in that question already :D
I entered Crayon Chronicles and Home.
Now for the joke:
-Which room can't be entered?
-The mushroom!
I feel bad now :D
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Never feel bad about bad jokes, I asked for them! :D
And what happens with mushrooms, no doors on them or something? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you and good work!
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(•_•)
The scarecrow won a lifetime achievement award.
( •_•)>⌐■-■
I guess you could say...
(⌐■_■)
...he was outstanding in his field.
I'm going Home.
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Google cant help me with this 1 ...
Nice puzzle free bump i give up :|
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I tried to make it easy enough to solve if you have at least heard about the bands, but mostly immune to easy googling...
I can help if you're stuck somewhere in particular, if not... well, you can still win 2 games! :P
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And it was fantastic :_
Congrats and good duck! I mean luck!
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I got Q8 immediate but... It's cellos, not violins :X
Took me a while to get Q3 and Q10 but I got there :P
As far as a lame joke goes... this is probably the worst one out there:
Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts
Oh and the Giveaway I joined is the one I commented on :D
Survivor Squad if you're too lazy to look
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... Oops, I should probably edit that ^^U
If someone eats a rabbit and farts, does it smell like carrots or like rabbits?
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You mean Q2? Exact same name for the game and the band, just one word makes all the difference!
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Just finished it. Good thing I listened to a lot of metal back in the day.
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How do you organize a space party? You planet. (you said lame)
Just like you plan out your GA's :-) Thanks very much for the fun. Learned about a couple bands doing the puzzle.
Joined Survivor Squad. Cheers.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
I join Stronghold
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I swear, I could make a book with all these jokes and it would be a best seller :P
Nice job and good luck!
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Solved. Q3 took me quite some time (30-40 minutes of about 50mins overall). For Q6 I needed the hint, for the rest google helped a lot.
I hope this joke is as funny in english as it is german :P
"Two hunters meet: both are dead."
I commented on Stronghold, not interested in any of the games except the 63 Corvi DLC (already own the base game) and I am Bread.
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It's not that funny in english :D cause in german it "Zwei Jäger treffen sich", which means "two hunters meet", but could also be translated to "two hunters hit each other"... Well, I guess that's ok, since my explaining just made the joke even lamer :D
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yeah, thats true ^^ "Treffen sich zwei"-jokes are not that funny/lame in english :P
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I'll translate a Spanish joke so you don't feel too bad about it :P
Which is a thief's favourite console?
The Nintendo DS.
... Because "Nintendo DS" = "Nintendo de ese" = "that guy's Nintendo"
Now mine's the worst one!
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I don't feel bad about it :P You asked for a lame joke ;)
Your's is really lame :D I think I wouldn't have needed the translation. My school spanish should still be good enough :D
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First of all, great bands, except Q4. Cant stand his voice ;) I think this is perfectly doable without hints.
I joined Damnation City of Death
Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one for the road."
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That Asphalt guy, he can't even walk on his own and his friend gets him another beer? D:
Q4 is... special, not for everyone indeed :P
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Yeah, thats real friendship ;) If you can still be carried you are up for more
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Do you know why alcoholics have a drinking problem ? Because they have two hands and only one mouth.
Didn't join any of the GAs, but left a comment on Cargo Commander. (I just want the 63 Corvi DLC :p)
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You didn't need to solve the puzzle for the Corvi DLC, so extra points for the effort :P
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I am the same as above I just want the corvi dlc. I have all the other games so I can't enter any of them!!:(
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No problem, let's see if luck is on your side for the DLC!
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Q. Why did the cat sit on the computer? A. To keep an eye on the mouse.
Joined Home, and a few others. I find it appalling that I needed Google for the last question even with the hint...
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Sssh, if you didn't say you needed Google for Q10, no one would have ever known!
Good luck! :P
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Almost all solved, waiting for the hints for Q3 ^^
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+My Dog has no nose.
-How does he smell?
+Awful
I joined Crayon Chronicles
Gratz for your first puzzle, and thanks :)
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That joke confuses me, if you don't have a nose, you can't take a bath either? Is it because water gets into your skull?
SO MANY QUESTIONS
Good luck and thanks! :P
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Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
I entered Crayon Chronicles, thanks :D
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A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.
PS: As a HUGE fan of the last band, I feel horrible for not getting it without the hint... Like they say in their probably most popular song, I should do that.
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You should cut your life into pieces?
Oh damn, free hint D:
Also, that was kind of a dark joke, buut I'm okay with that :D
Good luck!
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Final Edit: Okay guys, that wraps it up, thanks for the interest and I hope to do more of these things in the future! :)
OK, if you remember, last Friday I made a puzzle for some bundle games and a chance for I Am Bread at the end.
The contest is over and here are the results. This spreadsheet contains every member who completed the puzzle as well as the process for the Spacechem+DLC and Gun Monkeys raffle:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12qlnIEkwE-I6G7jNJQWOzYOKk5sWnjhLZUmakfvoXpY/edit?usp=sharing
The I Am Bread GA is LIVE! http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rDY5l/i-am-bread
I will personally notify the qualified users who haven't entered by Sunday in the comment section so they can't miss it.
For the record, here are the answers to the puzzle:
Q1 - Atreyu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-lGmSVexdw
Q2 - Five Finger Death Punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzzU7jFQwo (Trigger warning: suicide)
Q3 - The Agonist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZo4bOZf3B4
Q4 - Volbeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g
Q5 - Avenged Sevenfold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY
Q6 - Lamb Of God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
Q7 - Korn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yJsnkbEco
Q8 - Apocalyptica (yes, it's cellos! had a lot to write that morning, it slipped up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5O90uzvUA4
Q9 - Pendulum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZGJrYPMkNI
Q10 - Papa Roach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2jCbXiEQI4
As mentioned in the spreadsheet, just shoot me a message if you want Gun Monkeys!
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