The Cake Factory is hiring!

  • Cakes? Factories? What is this? Is it your cake day?
    No, it's not my cake day. Yet. Hopefully I'll have something done for my actual cake day, but I'm running short on time. And if I somehow don't make it, I'm pretty sure I'll still get it done this month anyway. But you can help with that by applying for a position at The Cake Factory (see application form below).

  • Is this a puzzle?
    No. This is in "Off-Topic", and not "Puzzles", because it is (currently) not a puzzle.

  • Are you actually hiring people for a real job? I need work.
    No, sorry. This is a fake job, but it's also a really easy one. I can't promise that you'll be hired, or that the fake job will be any good, but still I'm hoping to get around 60-70ish applicants, maybe more. Good luck, and thank you!

Cake Factory Application Form

[edit] Great responses so far, and more than I expected -- I'll probably leave the form up for about 24 hours before I switch it off, and hopefully you'll see what this was all about on the 13th. Thank you again, everyone! [/edit]

7 years ago*

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Application submitted, interested to see how this goes

7 years ago
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I want to know about the benefits

7 years ago
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The salary is bad. No health insurance. You will work 16 hours per day, maybe overnight, all weeks, without vacations, neither payment for extra hours. And you will have to work very hard until you start to sweating blood. If you aren't the payment will be suspended. Do you accept?

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MAke it 19 hours and we have a deal... maybe

7 years ago
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It's a deal

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7 years ago
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I filled the application, now I wonder what kind of shenanigans have I gotten myself into :D

7 years ago
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I don't really know what I just submitted... so have a bump!

7 years ago
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You must construct additional Pylons! ... I mean ..application sent!

7 years ago
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Hardest job interview I've ever had

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Interesting! I applied ...

7 years ago
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hope the cake isn't a lie...applied xD

7 years ago
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I don't know what I just submitted, but at least it was fun lol.

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It's my cake day so you have to hire me!

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happaey caek dya

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Congrats for your SG anniversary!

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Happy cake day

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Hey happy cake day jeff!

7 years ago
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Happy belated Cake Day, jeff!

7 years ago
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Happy belated cake day jeff!
I'm pretty sure you'll get a spot! :)

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Happy factory day!

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Me too

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Fake jobs are the best to be fake productive!

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Seems like a fun thing :3
bump

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bump, looks interesting c:

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A bump!

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So.. do we get free cake?

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Hopefully I get accepted, this would make a great entry in my CV!

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1 pound cream cheese, softened 1 pound ricotta cheese 1 1/2 cups white sugar 4 eggs 1/4 cup butter, melted and cooled 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 3 tablespoons cornstarch 2 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 cups sour cream 2 tablespoons lemon juice (optional)

Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Move an oven rack to the middle of the oven.

Beat the cream cheese, ricotta cheese, and sugar in a large mixing bowl with an electric mixer until well combined. Beat in the eggs, one at a time. Add the butter, flour, cornstarch, and vanilla extract; mix until well combined. Fold in the sour cream and lemon juice. Pour the mixture into an ungreased 10-inch springform pan.

Bake in the preheated oven for 1 hour. Turn off the oven and leave the cheesecake in the oven for 2 more hours. Remove from oven and let cool completely. Run a thin spatula around the edge of the cheesecake before springing open the pan to remove. Serve at room temperature or cold; refrigerate leftovers.

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Sounds delicious! Here's a fast recipe for the lazy like me
Ingredients 1/4 cup all-purpose flour, 1/4 cup white sugar, 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder, 1/8 teaspoon baking soda, 1/8 teaspoon salt, 3 tablespoons milk, 2 tablespoons canola oil, 1 tablespoon water, 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
Directions Mix flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt in a microwave-safe mug; stir in milk, canola oil, water, and vanilla extract. Cook in microwave until cake is done in the middle, about 1 minute 45 seconds.
recipe

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I'm intrigued. Happy early cake day?

7 years ago
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Applied for the non-job with my ultra non-skills!

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I feel like I just sold my soul.

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Is this Cake Factory a lie?!
We will find out :D

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