It's Oprah time y'all : EVERYBODY GETS A +1 !!! [TIME'S UP]

TL;DR I've got a some crap games for your +1 enjoyment. They're all level 2 gibs. Continue reading if you're interested in expanding your Steam library furthermore. If not, click the back button or close the tab.

With the recent departure of one of the most esteemed members of SteamGifts, the community looks like a Sad City. Personally, it took me by surprise. I admit I was even a bit angry on the staff for such a totally unpredictable move. It's with great sadness that I let the news sink in... and that left me In the Dark. Where am I going to take the inspiration for my drunken weekend posting now? Who will be my muse?

Oh sure... I could always stay on the classy path I've been walking for the past two weeks, which featured my good buddy, the talented developer SexualDarkness and his display of Ladies doing naughty things between themselves, although his latest game shows them doing more warrior stuff instead, like a bunch of Horny Fighters.

Nah... It's time I take you some other place. But first, here's some mood music. Go on and listen. You remember Günther, I hope? The smile on his face, it's like he's saying "Oh, you touch my balls". And his ding ding dong too, of course. Yes, that amount of sexiness in one body should be illegal. It's so powerful, it can appeal to anyone. I'm sure that even you, straight guys, Your Ball Exploded. (yeah, only one... because you gotta remain manly, right. One is ok. Two would be gay.)

So about that other place I was talking about... let's leave the lady garden and go straight to the Anubis Dungeon for a change.

That wasn't to your liking? Fine. Let's talk about something else then.

I don't know for you, but I'm ready for the next Angry King. Whether he's from India or not. I don't have a Fear of Clowns like that, they are entertaining. Thus, I will welcome the next Douche Bag to constantly shoot Angry Arrows at anything and everything with arms wide open.

Until the next village idiot reveals themselves, let's RAGE on, my friends. Let's be angry on something, for the sake of facepalm-inducing drama.

Tell me now, what are you angry on?

Please use as much bold and all-caps words as you want. Show me your huge font, because that certainly helps making what you say more important than it really is. If you'd rather go the wall of text or never ending list of things that bother you route, don't forget the TL;DR. People are lazy. I know I am.

One last thing, the GA's above will end sometimes during Sunday evening, except the one for Raging Justice. Huh? No, I didn't mention that one previously because it's a blue heart giveaway and you're probably not part of the list anyway. This one will run for a couple more days, as the elitist that I am wants to have time to maybe add some people. Or remove some. It can go either way, depends on my mood.