Did anyone went to see it? If yes, how old are you? Watched it with my girlfriend today, thought it would show full nudity, i was disappointed

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I heard it was a bad fanfiction that had to remove all references to the original work, which was considered bad enough. How could anyone want to see it? It would be like watching a My Immortal movie.

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My girlfriend has read all the books and enjoyed them. So she was psyched for the movie.

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Didn't see it, but i expect it to be twilight for 40´s old woman that need to get laid asap, if so it's probably worse than the book

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It was, it was a Twilight fanfic called Masters of the Universe, that the author took down, changed all the names, and published.

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Nope, did see this instead?

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way more sexy to me

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I saw that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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i can;t handle the sexiness

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That's just crap, enought said.

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i'm a alien over 9000! years old

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Apparently the film is a lot better than the book, but still not great.

I think the thing is, the sex is neither here nor there. It's tame BDSM, and hey, if it's two consenting adults, they can do what they like. The problem is the abusive relationship that's portrayed as a romantic fairytale (note that I'm not talking about the sex when I say abusive).

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Someone should do an edit of the film that emphasises the negative aspects of the relationship and makes the whole thing really dark. I wonder how that would go down...

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I'm gonna watch spongebob instead of this.

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Oh no, that image, those horrible flashbacks...

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Boooo... Booooo! .... FEAR ME!

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It's not krakens themselves that are bad. Let's just say that the bad memories contains alcohol. Most of it not being imbibed by me.

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you got me intrigued mate.
share your tale

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I take it you like rum

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i lol at the poll results. really wasn't there a single person who enjoyed the movie? lol

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Kingsmen > 50 shitty shades of gayness.

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To me it seems like the Twilight-effect all over again. A movie pops up that the girls (women?) want to see and they drag their partner with them. Just clench your teeth and suffer through that 2 hours, worst case you take a nap, I don't get all the fuss about this whole shebang.

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It was originally a fanfiction of Twilight. :P

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While I was tricked into seeing Twilight under somewhat similar conditions to the ones you mentioned, I actually enjoyed one thing about that movie: The environments. Actually, it was a rather nice looking movie all-round. Boring as heck, at least to me (I'm really not part of the target audience), but pretty. Considering what 50 shades is about, I doubt it will have the same pros, so if I was tricked/forced into watching it (currently no risk of that happening ;) ), I guess naptime would be my way of handling it.

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Thankfully my wife is sparing me. Although I did enjoy Twilight (which was my idea we'll watch anyway). But hey, even if she did take me, that would be just part of the debt to pay for taking her to see Borat.

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What's wrong with Borat, it's hilarious lol

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mankini and the fat guy penis shot kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little, but the movies were still hilarious.

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No thank you, i prefer A Serbian Film

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With a sprinkling of Salo

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I actually asked my girlfriend if she wanted to see it. She said it was just a turn on for middle aged women so hell no. Thank god.

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Hahahhaha, it didn't even show full nudity? That's sad.

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I'd rather re-watch this

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great movie

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imdb - 3.7
Not even imdb liked it

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Haven't read or seen it, this much exposure is way enough of this:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/10818853-fifty-shades-of-grey (read the reviews)

also a hilarious chapter-by-chapter review from an actual BDSM blogger: http://pervocracy.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Fifty%20shades%20of%20grey

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Gonna read the BDSM blogger's posts.

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No = 97%

People have spoken , you can close this tread.

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I havent seen it and i dont want to, didnt even take my time to read the books.

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Thanks for Skyrim

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Oddly enough, because the book is such an exceptionally poorly written turd, some people think the awful movie actually improves on the writing by subtraction. But its a bit like trying to clean up vomit on the carpet using a snowshovel.

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Can't say, didn't watch...and I probably won't ever watch it.

The target audience is about 40-50 year old women who can't live out their sexual fantasy, so I'm totally not into that :P

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I didn't see it nor I will D:

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My girlfriend wanted to see.

fuck that

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Psychoclown wanted to see it? o.o

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We are official months ago. Yeah, he is gayer than me

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Since it's Valentine's Day, I went to the movies with my girlfriend.
We saw a movie about fucked-up people, unhealthy relationships, non-consensual violence and other fucked-up stuff.

Relatas salvajes (Wild Stories), a Spanish-Argentinian comedy. It's dark, it's funny, and really interestingly violent.

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Garbage .

I read the ebook and couldn't be arsed to read past ten pages.

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