Humans of SG, do you want to treat dragons better? (Now with giveaways!!!)

Hey humans, what are you planning to do better? Because you need to do better. Here are some ideas on how you should treat dragons better:

• Talk to your friend who is “kind of a dragon hunter” at games.

• Don’t mount over dragons.

• If you are asked to be on a party/team and see that it’s all humans, say something. Maybe even refuse the spot!

• When you see another human attack a dragon, say: “Hey, I saw it first, it was mine.”

• Learn to read a fucking mission journal.

• Don’t call dragons “cruel” in a battlefield.

• Don’t use your “big sword” as a way to get dragons to trust you. Show us in your eon-to-eon life, not in your self-congratulatory bestiary entry.

• Don’t pet dragons you don’t know, and honestly, ask yourself why you feel the need to tame dragons in general.

• Do you feel that any dragon on earth owes you something? It doesn’t. Even if you’re like, “Hm, but what about your loot?” ask yourself if you’ve shown your treasures to them.

• Don’t send screenshots of your weapons unless we just asked for them.

• If a dragon says no to a group invite, don’t ask it again.

• If a dragon has not given an enthusiastic “yes” to being mounted, back the hell off.

• If a dragon is really sleepy, it cannot consent to you and it also cannot consent to your teammate who seems to be trying something. Your teammate is your responsibility, so say something and intervene.

• If you do the right thing, don’t expect praise or payment or a lick on the back or even a “good job from that dragon”. Congratulations, you were baseline decent.

• Involve dragons in your hunting parties, then let them have equal part in them.

• Don’t make dragonslayers jokes.

• Don’t expect dragons to be “friendly” or “cute” and don’t get upset when they aren’t those things.

• Don’t make assumptions about a dragon’s skills, attributes or passives based on their color.

• Pray dragons as much as you pray gods.

• If a dragon tells you that you fucked up, and you feel like burning, don’t put it on that dragon to make you feel better. Apologize without qualification and then die.

• Don’t hate dragons for advantaging your vulnerability.

• Don’t get defensive when you get eaten by a dragon.

• Don’t need to literally witness a human being reptilian in order to believe that he’s Illuminati. Trust and believe dragons.

• Don’t use your over-level to get dragon’s magic/soul/flying/etc.

• Be aware of your inherent power in situations and use it to protect dragons, especially via slashing other humans.

• Stop thinking that because you’re also a reptile or a survivor that you cannot inflict pain or oppress dragons.

• If dragon’s fire makes you feel pain, don’t prize your pain above your mission, or make that pain their problem.

• Don’t read a list like this and think that most of these don’t apply to you.

Source: Archangel Michael

Giveaways:
01 /8lI Oz/ by PROcrastiNATION
02 / PbUin/
03 /8 5Tak/
04 /FP fOt/
05 /JFtM W/
06 /8ZXLc /
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