Human of SG: have you ever mistreated dragon?
W/e, to be fair, the original thread is demonizing every man on earth (indirectly) so it's "attacking" a large group of SG users, yet, it hasn't been closed. This one is a parody of that thread yes, but it isn't attacking anyone but Nicole Silverberg's article.
And if I get suspended it's fine, I guess at least I made someone laugh.
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The original thread wasn't the "What do you men plan to do to get better with women" thing.
There are four articles.
The original was about catcalling.
The so-called 'parody' was about burnt bread.
The third was an unashamed and pretty obvious troll/bait thread using the Nicole Silverberg article.
The fourth is this one, one with good humor and not diminishing a serious topic of discussion.
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The 'other guy' had personal history with the other poster, and was 'parodying' a legit thread in something likely meant to antagonise them.
This one is a trolls-trolling-trolls situation. As a parody of a troll thread I'm pretty sure this one is safe. Vae didn't get penalised so I'm pretty certain you're in the clear ;P
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There is obvious history because of the way you interact with one another, and have alluded to as much in your exchanges. As I said in your thread before it was closed, surely you can appreciate how even if your intents had merely been to disarm tensions with humor, how it comes off as reductive at best, and ridiculing at worst. Had your intentions been innocent (and no negative history been between you), then to resolve the issue all you would need to do is clarify your intent, not deliberately be evasive and give little prods.
This has nothing to do with Tzaar, but what I have observed myself.
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Whatever did that strawman do to you?
Reading replies in a thread isn't a mysterious superpower, dude. When you openly argue in a public forum with someone, and you both talk about things that have happened in the past while there are allusions that it isn't the first time you've clashed or provoked one another, then concluding that you have a bad history isn't a massive leap is it? In fact, some might call that basic reading comprehension..
I'm sorry you can't engage in simple conversation without lashing out, I guess? :U
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hUmAnS oF sG
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We gotta bash them humanists, kinshaming oppresors
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Every time i see a Dragon slaughtering and eating townfolks in Skyrim i feel like i need to help the dragon of course! They are my Allies after all! and once the slaughtering is over it's time to repeat the "tale of the dragonborn". 😆
Cool Post IMHO. 😀
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I don't think I ever mistreated a dragon. I always apologise after I kill them.
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I am become dragon. Tries to speak in a menacing voice...but fails rather horribly
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Pray dragons as much as you pray gods.
I don't understand that one. You probably meant "Pray to dragons as much as you pray to gods." Or is there an expression "to pray sth." that I haven't heard of?
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I was going to write it like that, but then I got confused after reading the original phrase and just left it as it is.
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I made honey-glazed dragon meat with an apple and cream sauce. It was delicious.
My local store doesn't carry dragon meat so I had to improvise and create a substitute. No actual dragon was harmed in the process.
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Talk to your friend who is “kind of a dragon hunter” at games.
I don't have any dragon hunter friends. Why are you assuming all humans are dragon hunters?
Don’t mount over dragons.
What does this even mean? Don't mount dragons? If I have the dragon's consent I don't see the problem.
If you are asked to be on a party/team and see that it’s all humans, say something. Maybe even refuse the spot!
I don't discriminate against any species, but sometimes one is more suited to a task than another.
When you see another human attack a dragon, say: “Hey, I saw it first, it was mine.”
Dragons have the right to fight whoever they want. You can't claim a dragon just by saying you saw it first.
Learn to read a fucking mission journal.
Most mission journals are written by humans, so aren't you being a bit hypocritical?
Don’t call dragons “cruel” in a battlefield.
Some dragons like being called cruel. Who are you to say what they do or don't want?
Don’t use your “big sword” as a way to get dragons to trust you. Show us in your eon-to-eon life, not in your self-congratulatory bestiary entry.
I don't even have a big sword. Besides, aren't you using yours in this thread as an appeal to dragons?
Don’t pet dragons you don’t know, and honestly, ask yourself why you feel the need to tame dragons in general.
I don't pet anyone I don't know. Again don't see why this applies only to gragons.
Do you feel that any dragon on earth owes you something? It doesn’t. Even if you’re like, “Hm, but what about your loot?” ask yourself if you’ve shown your treasures to them.
I don't feel like dragons owe me anything.. neither do I owe dragons anything.
Don’t send screenshots of your weapons unless we just asked for them.
I wouldn't do this even if asked. WTF is wrong with people, why they think this would ever work?
If a dragon says no to a group invite, don’t ask it again.
I understand not being obnoxious, but they could change their mind down the road so this is pretty unreasonable.
If a dragon has not given an enthusiastic “yes” to being mounted, back the hell off.
90% of communication is nonverbal. If a dragon is crouching down and smiling, that's basically an "enthusiastic yes"
If a dragon is really sleepy, it cannot consent to you and it also cannot consent to your teammate who seems to be trying something. Your teammate is your responsibility, so say something and intervene.
If the dragon is asleep, of course it can't consent. But sleepy dragons can consent, just as sleepy humans can.
If you do the right thing, don’t expect praise or payment or a lick on the back or even a “good job from that dragon”. Congratulations, you were baseline decent.
I treat all species equally and fairly. I don't expect anything from dragons, nor should they expect anything from me.
Involve dragons in your hunting parties, then let them have equal part in them.
Everyones place according to their skills and talents, I don't discriminate against dragons but they don't get a special privilege either.
Don’t make dragonslayers jokes.
Of course it depends on the situation and intent, but I'm not so thin skinned that I get offended about crispy human jokes.
Don’t expect dragons to be “friendly” or “cute” and don’t get upset when they aren’t those things.
I don't expect anyone to be anything, but if they're not friendly I have a right to respond in kind or avoid them, same as anyone else.
Don’t make assumptions about a dragon’s skills, attributes or passives based on their color.
Dragons with red hindscales are known to have higher fire damage, and the green claws have greater agility. It's just common sense here. Dragons make assumptions about humans the same way, it's just the way of the world.
Pray dragons as much as you pray gods.
My mind is not for rent to any god or dragon
If a dragon tells you that you fucked up, and you feel like burning, don’t put it on that dragon to make you feel better. Apologize without qualification and then die.
If I'm in the wrong I'll admit to it, not because a dragon has set me on fire.
Don’t hate dragons for advantaging your vulnerability.
Dragons have vulnerabilities too, all's fair in love and war.
Don’t get defensive when you get eaten by a dragon.
Of course I'm gonna get defensive, you wouldn't expect a dragon not to do the same if you're trying to kill them.
Don’t need to literally witness a human being reptilian in order to believe that he’s Illuminati. Trust and believe dragons.
I'll trust a dragon if they prove themselves to be trustworthy.. if their cave has piles of bones heaped around it however, I'm sure not gonna believe they haven't seen any of the missing villagers.
Don’t use your over-level to get dragon’s magic/soul/flying/etc.
Dragons have other advantages like increased armor, greater fire damage, etc... but no one's asking them not to use those.
Be aware of your inherent power in situations and use it to protect dragons, especially via slashing other humans.
Err, haven't we already determined that dragons don't owe us anything, so why do we owe dragons anything? I'll slash a human if they deserve it, nothing less.
Stop thinking that because you’re also a reptile or a survivor that you cannot inflict pain or oppress dragons.
Again with the assumptions; just because I'm a human doesn't mean I'm incapable of showing mercy.
If dragon’s fire makes you feel pain, don’t prize your pain above your mission, or make that pain their problem.
A sphincter says what?
Don’t read a list like this and think that most of these don’t apply to you.
Ok, just as soon as you stop generalizing and disparaging humans.
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Bump, added GAs and moved to general, more evilhumans should see this.
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I killed a dragon and laughed the whole time!!! :)
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Dragons have been misrepresented by dragonphobic writers and game-makers for centuries. That dragon-killing culture must come to an end!
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Hey humans, what are you planning to do better? Because you need to do better. Here are some ideas on how you should treat dragons better:
Talk to your friend who is “kind of a dragon hunter” at games.
Don’t mount over dragons.
If you are asked to be on a party/team and see that it’s all humans, say something. Maybe even refuse the spot!
When you see another human attack a dragon, say: “Hey, I saw it first, it was mine.”
Learn to read a fucking mission journal.
Don’t call dragons “cruel” in a battlefield.
Don’t use your “big sword” as a way to get dragons to trust you. Show us in your eon-to-eon life, not in your self-congratulatory bestiary entry.
Don’t pet dragons you don’t know, and honestly, ask yourself why you feel the need to tame dragons in general.
Do you feel that any dragon on earth owes you something? It doesn’t. Even if you’re like, “Hm, but what about your loot?” ask yourself if you’ve shown your treasures to them.
Don’t send screenshots of your weapons unless we just asked for them.
If a dragon says no to a group invite, don’t ask it again.
If a dragon has not given an enthusiastic “yes” to being mounted, back the hell off.
If a dragon is really sleepy, it cannot consent to you and it also cannot consent to your teammate who seems to be trying something. Your teammate is your responsibility, so say something and intervene.
If you do the right thing, don’t expect praise or payment or a lick on the back or even a “good job from that dragon”. Congratulations, you were baseline decent.
Involve dragons in your hunting parties, then let them have equal part in them.
Don’t make dragonslayers jokes.
Don’t expect dragons to be “friendly” or “cute” and don’t get upset when they aren’t those things.
Don’t make assumptions about a dragon’s skills, attributes or passives based on their color.
Pray dragons as much as you pray gods.
If a dragon tells you that you fucked up, and you feel like burning, don’t put it on that dragon to make you feel better. Apologize without qualification and then die.
Don’t hate dragons for advantaging your vulnerability.
Don’t get defensive when you get eaten by a dragon.
Don’t need to literally witness a human being reptilian in order to believe that he’s Illuminati. Trust and believe dragons.
Don’t use your over-level to get dragon’s magic/soul/flying/etc.
Be aware of your inherent power in situations and use it to protect dragons, especially via slashing other humans.
Stop thinking that because you’re also a reptile or a survivor that you cannot inflict pain or oppress dragons.
If dragon’s fire makes you feel pain, don’t prize your pain above your mission, or make that pain their problem.
Don’t read a list like this and think that most of these don’t apply to you.
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