If You Could Have Three Wishes What Would They Be?

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1. Her
2. Her
3. Her

I'm a simple man.

1. Potato.
2. What else could I wish for?
3. Seriously?

1) to be able to see a concert of BB King... RIP
2) to be able to allow my brothers and sister to have the life they want
3) being very very clever !

May seem far-fetched but here goes:

1. World Peace - because then we'd all get along and there'd be no crap that's happening out there.
2. Equality - in every sense. Among men and women, among rich and poor (there'd be no poor in that case), etc.
3. Leave this as a spare in case the above doesn't pan out that well in the end. :D

Edit: Think #3 could be Truth: if you think about it, makes a lot of sense. Whether you're an Atheist, Christian, Muslim, Jew, etc. it would be cool knowing the truth. Also worth knowing what our governments are up to. ;)

Unlimited supply of pizza
Turn back time
Freeze time on brink of personal death (so I can turn back time)

1. Immortality
2. An immortal dog
3. Ultimate happiness

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1. Ability to immediate cancel all the wishes other people have made and will ever made.
2. Parowce.
3. Ability to avoid blocking my wishes by other people.

1. The power of invisibility ( of course )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. unlimited wishes ( Gonna cheat the wishes ) haha
3. As already said above, unlimited and fully utilized abilities of the brain

something like this, i think.

1. The ability to alter reality. Teach a man to fish and all that.

Assuming there are no other rules than the one you have stated

1. Omnipotence without changing any other aspect of my life.
2. useless
3. useless

Assuming you can not in any way gain anything simular to granting wishes

1. Make anyone do exactly what I say without anyone ever questioning it, without changing any other aspect of my life.
2. Invulnerability (excluding dead from heart failure), without changing any other aspect of my life excluding wish 1.
3. Teleporting at will, without changing any other aspect of my life excluding wish 1 & 2.

1) Ability to shapeshift into anything I want (and while shapeshifted, gaining the knowledge and abilities of the animal/person. What good what it do to transform into a bird, then being unable to fly? Or become Spider-Man without his powers q: haha)

2) That's it, actually. I could shapeshift into a fairy or other magical creature to grand my own wishes. Or turn into a Genie and grand other peoples' wishes!

• Learn the purpose and details of the universe (How and why it came into existence, how big it is, and what exactly is out there).
• Wish 2 and 3 would depend on what I learned from wish 1.

Some possible questions

• Learn the purpose of life on earth (if I didn't find out from wish 1)
• The ability to quickly travel the universe to explore other inhabited planets (if they exist).
• To wake up (if this is a dream or some kind of alternate reality)
• To be freed (if this is some kind of prison sentence or hell)
• World peace (or at least to put an end to corrupt governments and corporations since I feel they are the reason for most problems in the world)

I wouldn't wish for anything world changing like elimination of all disease or peace; those come with their own issues after the fact and it's not my place to decide. Anything that screws with free will just wouldn't fit so making someone fall in love with me is out. Superpowers are too risky. So I'd wish for the following.

1) The self-confidence and the energy to create the things I've always wanted to; the ability to be happy with myself.
2) That I be allowed to give the third wish away to someone else.

Ability To Foresee the Future so I can win the lottery = Unlimited Cash
Immortality
Ability to Shapeshift so I can change my appearance to avoid being found out as an Immortal

1 I could fly with light speed and after staying at light speed for a while i could teleport any distance

2 I could be indestructible and immortal with the option to end my immortality at any time and i could make others immortal and indestructible and also be able to end their immortality Being indestructible would mean i wouldnt need oxygen to live or even i would fly to the sun i wouldnt be killed or even feel the heat combined with fly and teleport at will i could visit other planets

3 i have 2 choises here the first and most likelly to choose would be having a book that could give a straight right answer to anything i ask with infinite pages questions from is there a god to the numbers of the next lottery it would give me a truthful answer and straight one
The second and most likely not to choose would be able to bend time and space but that power is such a great one that i would mostly hasitate to use it on the past cause if i would change events even by accident i may not exist to make the wishes plus being immortal i would see all the future eventually

I want a hat.
Thank you.

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