No wishing for more wishes.

I would probably wish to be a girl, to turn back into a dude when I die, and a gun.

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the ability to wish for more wishes.
but seriously:

  1. be able to travel both in time and space to wherever and whenever I want as much as I want and bring whatever or whoever I want with me.
  2. to be able to manipulate all forms of matter including my own form perfectly so that i can make both myself and others immortal and invulerable and not have any pain or sickness, not to mention being able use this to create or destroy virtually anything I want, in any way I desire.
  3. saved for emergency

note: if i had time I could word it carefully so the first 2 only use one wish

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+1

8 years ago
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number 2 is pretty much what dictators think of themselves...

8 years ago
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I did mention I can do it for others too, so cure everyone of all disease, eliminate cancer, and feed the whole world in the snap of my fingers, so there's that. I never said I want to bend everyone to my will :)

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and then the entire world will explode with over population... :-P

8 years ago
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i'll convert mars into a duplicate earth but even twice as nice and make a wormhole to instantly go between them :D

8 years ago
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well..you know it will just end the same way :-P

8 years ago
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then I'll use my spare third wish to reset the universe to the moment just before I was given my three wishes, while still remembering everything. and then I can wish that overpopulation will never be a problem and that humans will find everything they need to all peacefully survive happily to the end of time :P

8 years ago
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hi hi good one... but... you forget one thing...

no one said reseting will give you back the 3 wishes...it could be 1 time cosmos deal :-P

and still if you get them again and if you remember everything and still reset everything you will remember and fell all the sorrow and the pain of losing your loved ones (who you will now miss...) :-(

and this time you already lost your 3rd wish to fix it ;-)

8 years ago
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oh damn. :( well at least I could remember the good things, and I'd have a lot of useful knowledge still

8 years ago
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true ^_^

8 years ago
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a thread like this but with a giveaway.

no more cv.

$3 to buy some coca cola.

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8 years ago
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What's that thing, SexyBudgie fanfic??

8 years ago
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One of the best GIF's out there. )

8 years ago
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Avians uber alles.

8 years ago
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  • A new GPU
  • To be able to fart sandwiches
  • A flying carpet with flamethrowers attached
8 years ago
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But wouldn't they be like, all gross?

My second wish is to wish I could wish for more wishes,
Then wish for more wishes.
loophole

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Nothing is 2gross4me

8 years ago
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I want to make one of my wishes to not be grossed out by stuff like you then

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That made me laugh so much.

8 years ago
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This is the second time I see a comic of this series. What is it called? It looks cool.

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Thanks :)

8 years ago
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The main thing I'd wish for would be the ability to breathe underwater

8 years ago
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and I read your comment as "ability to breathe underwear".
I need to go to bed D:

8 years ago
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you can already do that ::

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dying laughing

Because it's true.

8 years ago
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Wtf I did that too.

8 years ago
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hey its me ur cousin
lets go bowling

8 years ago
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Dude, this is crazy. Even if you are my cousin, that's still a crazy coincidence.

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smells good man.. smells like chicken

8 years ago
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I am starting to like you ;)

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But... that's not Pepe. :(

8 years ago
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Wait.. who is Pepe? D:

8 years ago
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Pepe is a defense in RMA.

8 years ago
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Pepe is love, Pepe is life.

8 years ago
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Thats my second wish :)

8 years ago
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That's a good wish.

8 years ago
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  1. A magic lamp with a genie in it who will grant all of my wishes
  2. ...
  3. ...
8 years ago
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don't take advantage of matrix's glitches. ಠ_ಠ

8 years ago
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  1. V Pile of shit below. V
8 years ago
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Highjacked your comment for a test. Thanks.

8 years ago
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(ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ)_ಠ)ಠ)

8 years ago
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Formatting fails 101 with jbond. Only at 3AM in the morning.

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Because 3AM in the evening is MUCH more rare. :D

8 years ago
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well you got a genie...but the one from supernaturals...(be carfull what you ask for...) :-P

8 years ago
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I read this as "Tree Wishes". I was hoping you were a magic tree =|

8 years ago
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I can't even make my wishes ce true, I'm nowhere near magical, just a failure.

8 years ago
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Stop with these lies!

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Unlimited wishes!!!

8 years ago
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I'd wish for you to find your purple pen.

8 years ago
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unlimited money---->Fuck the people who ever said money can't make/buy happiness
all superheros powers
and the ability to make shityheads,idiots and the people i don't like Disappears when i just say one word

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Fuck the people who ever said money can't make happiness

Indeed. If you have all the money you would ever want, you can just buy your own happiness.

8 years ago
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with unlimited money i would buy valve company and make the god damn half life 3 game XD

8 years ago
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one word

8 years ago
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what?XD

8 years ago
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Inner peace.

A quiet place.

And a chainsaw if I don't get the first two wishes.

8 years ago
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I relate to this.

8 years ago
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he owned

8 years ago
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+1

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  1. 1 billion dollars (some obscene amount that I can't possibly spend myself just so I'm secure).
  2. Immunity to all forms of sickness or disease.
  3. A wife that won't leave and loves me forever.
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This. What happens when she turns out to be stupid or annoying or you just end up hating her?

8 years ago
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I'll take my chances.

8 years ago
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ownage no.2

8 years ago
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  1. Never get ill or grow old
  2. Always have the amount of money i want to spend in my wallet
  3. Being able to tear assholes apart with only my thoughts like in elfenlied or akira
8 years ago
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420 Blaze it

8 years ago
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  1. Never age
  2. Can't be injured
  3. Save to wish for death when the rest of the human race is extinct and I'm alone.
8 years ago
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Humans are like cockroaches, they will always find a way to survive

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I would make only one wish. I would wish any 3 wishes I would wish if I thought about it for 100 years. That way I can skip the thinking part completely and just be done with it.

8 years ago
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powerful magic for all 3 wishes :D

8 years ago
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  1. wish for the wish count not being consumed on use but the wishes are still activated normally

no wish for more wishes and infinite wishes amount obtained

8 years ago
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  1. To be rich
  2. To be able to kick Donald Trump
  3. Demand 3 more wishes
8 years ago
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Get rid of disease, greed, and hate.

8 years ago
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a world full of asians

8 years ago
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Whut

8 years ago
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Plenty of corruption and greed in Asia, dude. Also, China is basically ground zero for many strains of influenza.

8 years ago
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rofl

8 years ago
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  1. Have all wolverine abilities(Including adamantium skeleton), but even greater, completely halting aging process.
  2. Have unlimited supply of whatever item I choose.(I'd choose money, then secretly donate it into every possible charity).
  3. Instant Transmission.
8 years ago
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  1. World peace.
  2. Good physical and mental health for all of my friends and family.
  3. Half-Life 3.
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  1. Make cats intelligent
  2. Make our world paradise for cats.
  3. Kill all humans.
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Hell Yeah!

8 years ago
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  1. Immunity to death and Immortality
  2. Some billions to spend
  3. Human tecnology boost for space travels and terraforming. (yes I want Mass Effect and KOTOR become reality lol)
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as if ... but if:

  1. immortal with freedom to end it at will
  2. unlimited and fully utilized abilities of the brain
  3. ability to manipulate time and space at will
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This is a great list.

8 years ago
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well this would cover enough things pretty well

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Closed 8 years ago by EzraTheEmoDuchess.