There are two doors in front of you : Blue door and Red door.

Blue door :
-You can get every videogame that exists for free. Will be realized every videogame you've always dreamed of. But, You'll become very unnattractive and you will never able to have sex with anyon and have a girlfriend,you will die instantly if you do so.

Red door :
-You will meet your dream girlfriend and she will be very loyal and attracted to you, but you can never play videogame. And if you try to play, you will die in a slow,painful death in the next 24 hours.

Discuss.

-There's no way to avoid the doors, if you don't make your choice, you'll become very unattractive and unable to play (painful death). So...

And, of course...this is JUST a game, so don't being too serious

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I'm staying in wonderland, to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.

(btw, congratulations on creating one of the worst topics I've ever had the misfortune of reading)

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..."Rabbit hole"... ;P
That's the same as saying: "I'd choose answer two" (If you know what I mean ¬¬ )

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Stop letting your sick thoughts ruin my Matrix reference! :D

11 years ago
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Wanna explore my

Hillary Hole?
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Yes plz ...Wait no wtf

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Are you a homosexual?

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I heard about those in Peoples magazine.

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Theres nothing bad in being gay...............

Well i am straight so i dont have problems xD

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He didn't say it's bad. Chill, it's not a freakin Tolerance Contest.

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Man you need to go to serious landz :D

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In fact gay people get the 1-up in this situation. Gay men can choose door one, get every video game, and then get a boyfriend. gasp PLOT TWIST

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But what if gays dont like videogames? o.o

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But what if they do?

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An invitation to visit a famous landmark? How could I refuse!

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Thats the spirit that this country needs!

:-D

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I pick Red Door because you're my dream girlfriend, Jonex <3

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But remember, "you can never play videogame"

WHY NOT?

Another great topic for discussion.

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so u dont read too much

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That's correct, I don't read too much, I only read what I'm given.

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capeta casts "wall of text"

Think back to the first time you ever heard of games over girls. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of games over girls. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, games over girls is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the over 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of games over girls.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to games over girls. A society without games over girls is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Status, Security, Fame - games over girls, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is games over girls. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model, as is standard in this case.

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of games over girls is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that transport costs sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of games over girls can be like looking at playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

In the words of style icon Aaron Rock 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to games over girls by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of games over girls.'
Why did games over girls cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that games over girls doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

In summary, games over girls plays a large part in the lives of all. It questions, it stimulates and it brings the best out in people.

I'll leave you with this quote from Christina Clooney: 'I demand games over girls, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Weekly games over girls - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

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That was painful.

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where is your dispel?

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I've got a white flag, do you want that?

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D: I tought we were dueling mages!

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Do I have to go through one?

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Yes, it's just a game, make your choice.
Difficult choice...

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Sorry but I am going to pick option C. I was with my GF for 4 years and she left me just a while ago. We were to be married but she "lost interest". I was with her everyday. We were always doing stuff together. Sex sucked as she was never in the mood because of the pills she was taking. We had that fix for a month with another pill for sex drive and it worked great. But then she stopped taking them because they upset her guts.

Now she in the hospital from a break down she had and wants me back. I am not going back, I will pick option C, I will do my own thing, play games if I like, and go out for a "night on the town" from time to time when I want to get some.

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thumbs up! I lived through almost the same shit. You made the right choice man. Enjoy yourself, go out, have some fun.

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None of them : Got gf ; Still can play video games + she plays video games with me = Win win :P

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Nice choice

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But you will diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiee (read the details man)

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Is ok il die with my gf and my games :P

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This is the best one

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Same with me :P

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Same here too. This is the best choice ;P

Option #3!!

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I saw two doors in half and make a new door, Blue and Red, and I'll have the best of my life there! :)

I'll find the a way to do this, because this is my destiny! I'll go on a long journey to find the Evil Marco93perry! I'll go through the toughest paths, fighting fearless monsters and when I finally find him, I'll kill him with my silver sword so this curse will be lifted!
Then I'll saw the doors in half and make The New Ultimate door for everyone to have the time of their life there!

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You can't kill me, you will accept my evilness and become like me, in a wicked world

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If you can see me, you're already dead... because I'm a vampire and I can see the ghosts! and you very much do like a ghost to me. Surrender and accept the truth!

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Neither, My Girl friend plays video games, and i already get a good chunk of mine for free from friends

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I like how the first choice has you dying instantly but the other takes 24 hours.

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Blue door, because of Shenmue 3!

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^ agree. I will sacrifice my gf for that (I hope she'll never read here, i'm dead meat)

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Can I have a bf instead?

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No, Blue door is like Jesus/god/buddha/diprè. She will give you all the games, but you must pay a big sacrifice

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ahhahahha Diprè XD

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I'm afraid not. The rules are the rules.

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I like both, so a perfect gf is also ok.
But I would choose the blue door over sex/love/beauty if the prize was actually worthwhile (like immortality for example)...

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Yes, YES, Join my dark side, yes. We'll become immortal in a big castle filled of games

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And I'll play the role of "Life" and smash that castle to pieces.

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But if you can choose the power...the real power of the game's immortality... c'mon dude. You'll lost yourself in a few minutes, it's a powerful power and there's no space for a gf.

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Play videogames forever doesn't make happinees

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C'mon! It's just a game. There's no need to be that serious

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Many ppl take this seriously... From where do you think that comes Friki Guy Meme?

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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure that "Life" does not approve.

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I'll get the JCB.

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what he/she means is its probably a girl talking saying she wants a bf........ So i guess yes so take the red door lol

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Why would you ever have to choose? It's a very unrealistic scenario... Why would I not be able to get a GF while owning every game developed and vice versa? If there was a choice, I'd go for the games though.

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Because it's a game for discuss!

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what's a gf?

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A miserable little piece of secret

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Enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!

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lol

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A warm,soft breast with a lovely intent

11 years ago
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a rare but good item

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A summonable creature that you can also junction to raise your stats. They're pretty cool.

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great f@ggots

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Maybe I would choose blue, but didn´t want to be unattractive...the sex thing is maybe ok^^

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You could always sell the games and get plastic surgery. :p

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I choose GF. Even if I couldn't play videogames, I still can watch movies, anime, tv shows, read books and play board/card games...

AND! I could watch my GF play videogames!

I can live with that :D

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"I choose GF. Even if I couldn't play videogames, I still can" play with her ... :D

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lol

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THIS, TOTALLY

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Whats the point of owning every game if I would die instantly?

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lool read it again!

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You can get every videogame that exists for free. Will be realized every videogame you've always dreamed of. But, You'll become very unnattractive and you will never able to have sex with anyon and have a girlfriend,"you will die instantly" if you do so.
The grammar is horrible, but that's what I understand.

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Some common sense would have helped you here! If you get a girlfriend or have sex with anyone, you'll die. but you will get all the games in world for free! The second option is the opposite of first option.

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Anyone who is willing to choose the Blue Door has not met the right girl yet (or hasn't met someone worthy). I'm lucky enough to have, and I know for a fact that as much as I love games, she's WAYYYY more important.

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^

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+1

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The fact that you're taking this topic seriously says it all really.

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I haven't met the right girl yet but I still prefer red door

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I met one but she doesn't like me.

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Yeah, me too, but wth, there are plenty of girls around... We have just keep looking

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This is a highly philosophy question, it show the deep desire of a person and the internal conflict to try to get what he/she want. They often say we have to make a choice, a stand, a route, yet if you keep looking another road may open. But again everybody know a fact if you not make a sacrifice of something, you shall never attain what you looking for . A very tough choice, LOVE , Peaceful & happiness or your Desire

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That's right, the choice isn't easy, i can compare it with our whole life (continuous choices, right or wrong, but always choices). We're constantly against doors

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What why buddha say life is a sea full of hardship, no matter what we chose, we all end up regret later

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I choose Red door. I don't care if i don't ever play video games again. I had rather have a gf then playing video games. I had rather play my gf instead of video games.

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+1

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If i were a girl, i would choose Tusk <3

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Girlfriend .

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Pointless topic is pointless.
That being said, red.

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GF!

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She's behind you, right?

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Nah. :P

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Blue. Why? Because it's free and doesn't yell at me

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easy: red.
you can always find other ways to have fun, videogames are just the easy/lazy one

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+1. Going to cinema and hugh her when scary parts are up

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Damn bro, you smart!

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videogames. Because in the Future there will almost only be videogames

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Easy as cake, red door

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Blue door = Nothing changes except the fact I get free videogames. That's an awesome deal, I love videogames!

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Videogames
With them i can have every girlfiend that i want!

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WAIFUS. My gf hates them :( pppfff,she's just jealous

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Obvliusy!
her can't gives you what the vide games give you

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Closed 11 years ago by marco93perry.