imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didn't bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really aggressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like "yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off" in its deep spider voice and its just like a really chill spider overall

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Cool story bro

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shut up and take my money

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Yo man, this thread is dope yo.

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too much text , don't read but hi

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tl;dr heroine

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this would be awesome

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awesome where can I get one of these.

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Are you Samwell Tarly?

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PUNCTUATION, EVER HEARD OF IT?

Sorry i had to say it.

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correct:
"Sorry, i had to say it."

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lol

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Haha I'm normally a grammar Nazi, believe it or not. This is just a copypasta, and I decided not to fix it, because it'd lose the original feel of the story.

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Closed 12 years ago by touche112.