I'm not that chatty too, so...
creepy cat
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i should be first!
And if i won't
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Been up for 24 hours so can't think of anything funny, so I'll just tell an old joke :p
A doctor is doing his rounds on a psychiatric ward. He walks up to his first patient who is holding his hand together and swinging his arms.
The Doctor asks "What are you doing?"
The patient replies "I'm going to be a professional golfer when I get out of here"
The Doctor says "Very good" and moves on to the next patient whom has one hand on his bed and is moving the other hand back and forth.
The Doctor asks "And what are you doing?"
The patient replies "I am going to be a carpenter when I get out of here and am just cutting some wood"
Again the Doctor replies "Very good" and moves on the the next patient. He finds this person laying on his bed naked, masturbating and putting peanuts on the end of his member.
The Doctor shouts "What on earth do you think you are doing?!"
The patient replies "Me? Oh, I'm f'ing nuts and I'm never getting out of here!"
Didn't say it was a good joke :p
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The voices told me about something horrible that will happen, but I'm sure you didn't even like you father.
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Hey there!
I would love to be part of your WL! :D
As a bonus i am a big horror fan, so i can try to recommend some movies. xD
Cheers and i added you to mine. :)
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I'm always up for a good horror movie. (I even watch the terrible movies when I'm bored)
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I hope I can be added.
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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I stole this from another SG user, but it made me chuckle so I'm sending it your way.
Waves hand This is the whitelist candidate you are looking for.
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one of my favorite jokes, not sure if you have heard it :)
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass.
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"If John has 50 chocolate bars and eats 46 of the chocolate bars. What is John now left with?"
Diabetes.
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I don't have your requirements (yet) but still want to bump your topic for the nice idea !!! :D Be positive!
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I would love to be a part of your whitelist! Here is a pretty chilling comic...
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
It's called the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost by Horang. I was so afraid of walking home by myself at night after reading this. Hope it gives you some chills as well! :D
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This is my best shots :D
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Level 5 you can do whatever you like.
Either way I'll be watching you.
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That could either be a good or bad thing but your already on my whitelist :D sooooo watch away!
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Cheers!
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I'm not much of a talker and I'm more of a lurker which is probably why I don't have many members on my whitelist. So, I'd like to change that and add to it.
I don't feel that my requirements are too strict so here they are:
Level 3+ (subject to my discretion)
Ratios shouldn't be too out of whack but I don't have a set standard
Post something that will either make me laugh out loud or completely creep me out (not gross me out, we'll save the gross stuff for another time :D) I love laughing and I love horror so give me your best shot. I will choose the best of the best, however, I only have 35 slots open for now, so I'm sorry to those that don't get chosen.
You stay classy SteamGifts!
Edit: I will leave this open until about 4:00 PM EST. Some have already been added but to those that haven't been you're certainly still in the running. There's some good stuff in here, thank you all and thank you ShiningLionTiger95 for making sure that I'll be uncomfortable walking anywhere at night.
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