funny ones! ^_^
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Take it or leave it, this is one of my favorite internets
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This is a true story...
Long time ago, maybe ten years, don't remember exactly, I was walking down the street. In front of me walking in the same direction were guy and a girl, guy was telling a joke...
Guy talking: One girl was sad because she had small tits and decided to ask doctor for help. Doctor asked her to take off the shirt so he can look what he can do.
At that moment bus drove past us and I couldn't hear rest of the joke and girl was laughing out loud like it was the best joke ever.
I forgot hundreds of great jokes but I remembered THAT. :(
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.2. Pick them!
FATALITY!! (͡ ͡o ͜ つ ͡͡o)
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Is this just a 'I'm a pretty girl, whitelist me' post, or is there something hidden back there?
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Scary or funny you said... What about a comb......Oups! No spoilers!
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I had a bad day today so I'm not in the mood for jukes. But consider my application anywaY^^
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Can't think of any jokes right now, so here's a spooky story. Based on something that actually happened to me.
So at the time, I had three cats. At bedtime, one would sleep next to my head, one would sleep on my belly, and one would curl up in my arms like a teddy bear. One morning, as I was waking up, I felt something fuzzy and heavy on my ankles. I thought it was weird that one of my cats would sleep there, since they'd never done that before. Then I realized all my cats were in their normal places. So what the hell was on my ankles? I never found out, and that's probably for the better.
And now an appropriate gif that summed up my reaction to that experience:
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Ivl 4 here :)
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
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It`s hard to write a joke when your native language is russian:))))
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I'm not much of a talker and I'm more of a lurker which is probably why I don't have many members on my whitelist. So, I'd like to change that and add to it.
I don't feel that my requirements are too strict so here they are:
Level 3+ (subject to my discretion)
Ratios shouldn't be too out of whack but I don't have a set standard
Post something that will either make me laugh out loud or completely creep me out (not gross me out, we'll save the gross stuff for another time :D) I love laughing and I love horror so give me your best shot. I will choose the best of the best, however, I only have 35 slots open for now, so I'm sorry to those that don't get chosen.
You stay classy SteamGifts!
Edit: I will leave this open until about 4:00 PM EST. Some have already been added but to those that haven't been you're certainly still in the running. There's some good stuff in here, thank you all and thank you ShiningLionTiger95 for making sure that I'll be uncomfortable walking anywhere at night.
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