sounds simple enough. I'll try to do my best to win this contest. you'll just sit there while I do it. is there something to win?

Sometimes I will look to the sky while being drunk. This is the only time I feel sober. The sky is cool yo.

Whenever I see sentences like this - written with the sole purpose of circumventing some specific impediment - my mind reels and sobs for the poor beings forced to tiptoe over the things they've begotten themselves.

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Did I win?

I got big booty bitches when the sun is going down the moon is coming from my french fries with something very useful that it's spooky, you know it's something like french fries but better.

one and one is two

I might give this sentence writing thing some of my time to try to do it, but it could be forever before I figure out how to write the sentence without using the letter you mentioned, for it is difficult to write when one is impeded by limits on the letters one is permitted to use for the purposes of this simple fun forum topic.

hohohohohoho

Well, to be honest there's not much I could just sit here typing without losing my mind. I could go on telling you things you're not bothered with in the slightest, but you'll go on skimming through this to see if I do slip up.

Just so you know, I don't slip up. Not once. Don't check.

I sure do hope I get some sort of key for this.

Netušil jsem, že někoho může o schopnostech píšícího přesvědčit pouhý projev zřeknuvší se jednoho konkrétního písmene, především, když vezmeme do zřetele skutečnost, že tu dokonce nejde o písmeno s nejvyšší frekvencí výskytu, tedy přinejmenším ne ve většině řečí, které jsem měl doposud to štěstí -- nebo i tu čest -- použít, nebo by se mohlo říci i prolézt skrz veskrz, vždy jsem byl totiž přesvědčen, že o lidských dovednostech ve věci liter svědčí v prvním sledu nosné myšlenky textu, teprve ve druhém poté věci formy, které by měly vždy sloužit nejvíce k podpoření či podepření toho nosného, co v textu jeho tvůrce sděluje čtoucím, posunuje (hleďme, ještě jeden přechodník, ony se v textu zřejmě množí!) tím přitom lidskou kulturu kupředu, někdy kroky mílovými, jindy krůčky nesmělými, leč o to cennějšími, neboť i počiny tohoto druhu je nutno ocenit příslušným způsobem; z toho důvodu jsem tedy tuhletu diskusi vůbec nepochopil.

I hope you weren't expecting English.

Time times time times time² = time times time times time times time

Okay, that's not technically a sentence, but bugger off

I guess this story might just be enormous enough for everyone to interpret. One sunny morning, this weird boy identified by the celebrity title, KONY just emerged out of no where. We got told the kids in the district were nicked.

But, let me just come out with it, he's been invented by the group, ILLUMIN@TIS.

True Story.

Mike's dog, the biggest bitch in the universe who is doing Judith's bulldog from behind since five o' clock this morning, keeps knocking his big scrotum on the side of the cold kitchen counter in the like's of drummers using the kick to set the tempo throughout the entire show.

sorry for terrible words.

This is incredibly silly.

Hm, well, I honestly don't know where to begin. I'm not good. Well, I give up. This is sort of fun, but I'm done. I see no prize for this, so it's not worth it. (<==the best i could do)

One time, bill went to the store, there he bought dope. He smoked his dope until the po-po showed up, they busted him. The person in the cell with him stuck his cock into bills virgin booty hole. Bill sued for one million bucks. When Bill got out of the hell hole, he commited suicide, thinking of the time he lost his butt virginity. The end

"And no, not in a secshual way."

DAMMMMMMIITTTTTTTT~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

I don't think I'll ever get the sentences required to complete the objective in this topic. Even though it will be very interesting to see who will complete it, I won't even try to focus on doing it. I will be resting here to see who in this topic will win the prize, but I don't think I'm the only one doing it. Who's with me?

Welcome to the next dimension, one universe where the letter which precedes b, does not exist, i wonder how much letters where lost threw time, is the mentioned letter truly required for Men continued strive for knowledge, if so how come we're cunning enough to move without it, is this one sign of evolution. I will Optimize linguistics to ensure the protection of the universe of the letter which should never be spoken.

offtopic, this requires tons of skill....

Morde Es #1 Hue hue hue hue hue hue. Hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue.

I suppose I'll try. I've rewritten this sentence like 5 times now, but there you go. None of the forbidden letter yet. It's going to be tough to find stuff to type here, so it's going to be boring. I'm excpecting the next bunch of episodes (lol) of like ten shows.
I just found out - my first title (LOL), my surtitle (:P), the title of the town I live in, the title of my country, the title of my school, everything's got the forbidden letter once or more in it. I feel like I'm trolling right now. Every empowerment word I could think of were hosts of the forbidden letter.
Is empowerment even the right word? I'm not sure since English isn't spoken where I live. I wish to drink something good like Coke. Only sipped disgusting drinks this week (nothing too disgusting. it's just the lucid element we've got in sinks but it hosts the forbidden letter, so :P) cuz the one who's done me with my mom (T.T the... other word's got the letter in it. I feel horrible cuz of this sentence. The "one who's done me with my mom" one. But nothing else worked...) forgot to buy drinks.
I still feel horrible cuz of this sentence I wrote before. Good thing neither my mom nor the one who's... oh come on, you know my intention - good thing they don't use this site so they won't see I wrote this.
I think I'm going to stop with this soon since I do feel stupid. I might be stupid. It's possible. I will think of my deeds up to this time, expecting to see if I'm stupid or not. You should do it too. No you shouldn't. I wouldn't. I'm just trying to get this longer so I'm typing stupid stuff.
Ok, it's been interesting. I'm out. Might edit this in the future to get it longer.
Goodbye.
P.S - There is no prize for this, right? Ignore this question, I'm just getting this longer.

I reflected for hours on the possibilities this competition could bring then subsequent to perusing the entries decided on the conclusion of people seem to possess excessive time not known to the common person with note to the truth of the common person being interested in events conveying more connection to their life with which will help them further develop whilst exploring the wonderful world of the Internet their life job plus community skills however this truth will only be chief to the people who do not contribute to websites like this one though I must include the verity of I too contribute to this website which would group me with you, but the extent to which I comprehend the foolish stupid thoughtless yet so incredibly wonderful website like this to be time consuming while slowly lowering my intelligence level while heightening my level of competitiveness distinguishes me from the rest of you who do not comprehend this simple yet sometimes difficult to see inconvenient truth, but when I thought of this competition I thought of this "So my mom got the priest to confess he previously took too much of the church wine behind closed doors, which in turn presented him with the drinking problem he is currently entwined with, hence the new priest in which none of us seem to know much of every time we go to church now, I wonder if our old priest is still fighting the long difficult problem of wine drinking, should I ring him or offer my help in some form or should I let it run it's course over due time, but if he loses the fight, we might get stuck with this incompitent priest we currently listen to now, I would not enjoy it very much, I found good old drunky much more fun, return to our church once more, we miss your quirky jokes plus your short surmons, you frequently went directly to the point which interested us so much, everyone sign this petition to boycott the new priest, he sucks plus he's boring, I end up sleeping in church which is frowned upon by the elders, which you know is very high in numbers there, I won't deny I've suffered."

Now gimme my key to life:GOTY edition

Guys, guys, guys... CTRL-F, "a"...
nuff spoken