Dota 2, Dota 2 everywhere

I've figured it out guys. This is Valve and Steam's master plan to take over the world. First, they take over one of the most popular games out like DOTA and make a sequel which is supposed to be even better (I can't say since I haven't played the original). Fan boys go ape shit crazy. Then they start handing out keys to a few people for retaining exclusivity, which makes people want it even more. Then they start giving it more so people can start dangling the keys over the hungry mouths of people like it was some sort of sick game. Then they start spamming keys every which way so that those few people who weren't interested at all are now forced to see what the hell all this hype is about. Then finally they released the game for free and people go ape shit crazy... again. Sam and Mike become Overlords of the new world and impose heavy taxes on people without paypal or premium TF2 accounts.

Its a bleak, bleak world my friends. Save the cupcakes while you still can.