Does anyone know when will half life 3 be released?

When its done

Sec gabe is on hold he is calling me every second and he is so annoying >< i'm to lazy to answer him now so i'll talk to him later and tell you when he will release hl3

It already did! Didn't you hear?

Didn't gabe announce hf3, portal 3 and all valve games will not have a 3rd sequel?

February 30 2013.

I'm trying to figure out if this question is serious or not.

They'll release it when and if they ever need more money.

10 minutes from now.

Watch THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cByzDM18oNQ&feature=related

Tomorrow

Never.

I do.

What is that character that is between the words "life" and "be"?

Next HL game will be called HL2 EP2 Part 1. True story.

Yes, Gabe Newell know.

Another good deed done today!

">E3 New Orleans

Hurricane warning sounds and people crowd into the convention centre
Exposure to video games increases exponentially
Thousand packed into main hall
Lights go out
People getting scared
A rumble so loud that it vibrates the chest cavity of every person there is felt
People bracing for the worst
It keeps getting louder
Suddenly, Gabe rolls onto the stage
Lights come back on and focus on him
The rumbling has stopped
"Sorry, everybody. That sound you heard was just me."
The crowd breathes a sigh of relief
Gabe opens his mouth and begins to speak
"This year, something you all have waited so long for will be coming to Steam."
Hurricane rips the roof off the main hall
Gabe sucked out in a whirlwind of nature's fury
Half-Life 3 never gets released"

Every time someone makes a Gabe fat joke, the release is set back three years.
My bet it's coming out March 3rd 2033. (3/3/33)