Do you know why YOU don't win any giveaway whereas you see some people here with more than 20 or 30 wins ?
No. You don't know. But I do. It's because HE wins every giveways.
This is the truth. This is why steamgifts has been created. This is the beginning of a new era full of wars and blood and corpses and MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Erm ok... So, this is what you were expecting to read while clicking on this thread.
Actually, all the people who won at least 1 giveaway are the same man. Who ? For sure ! The admin of steamgifts ! Hahahaha ! He just had to create (it's) over 9000 (!!!) steamgifts accounts and wait for "real" people to create giveways that he will just have to win. He does what he wants. Because he is the admin.
Maybe I'm the admin. Maybe not. Maybe you are. Maybe not.
That was the Truth.
Broadcasted by me for you.
Oh and now I want to win every giveway. Please. Or I will kill you through your screen by throwing a big banana. You must be scared now.
What do you think about it ?

PS 1 : I love you steamgifts admin <3
PS 2 : I'll not kill you.
PS 3 : Drugs are bad :-/ (I don't use drugs)

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In Soviet Russia, drugs use you.

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I do agree. That's why I'm confined in my house since 3 months.

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Sweet... mother of lord....

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DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT NOW ???

12 years ago
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I'm 22 and what is this

12 years ago
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It's like a tree but without clouds. For real.

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Thanks for Borderlands II

12 years ago
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You are welcome. Next will be Bad Rats.

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I think not. spy voice

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I see a SPY over here ! Sniper voice.

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Sniper Pussy!!! Robbaz King of sweden voice :3

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SPY!

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

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I'm not a spy. I'm some kind of... thin heavy with a nice suit.

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TARAAARARAAAAAAATAATATARARARARA KABOOOOOOOOOOM !

12 years ago
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da fuq?!

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da truth?!

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da wrongness?

12 years ago
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da backhoe?

12 years ago
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The Truth is a hard pill to swallow.

12 years ago
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Haha my last girlfriend said the same thing about my load of... of... of Icecream.

12 years ago
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That's some nasty ice cream, my friend.

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She found it tasty :)
Maybe cause it was REAL icecream ?

12 years ago
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Remind me not to let you buy me ice cream.

12 years ago
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Even with chocolate chips ?...
2girl1cupoficecream...

12 years ago
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maybe she wanted to lick your balls cause they have nuts?

12 years ago
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O_O Yeah ! I understand now... That's why after doing that she died... Actually she was allergic to peanuts !

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2 bad maybe you should've told her you also had one with sprinkles

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She was already dead before I could have done that :-/

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no more icecream for you then :/

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Handkerchiefs are my redemption.

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Haha. I had to think of Gta:SA after reading the title...

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Why ? :O

12 years ago
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Because one of the characters is called The Truth and hes awesome.

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Oh ! So he is the steamgifts admin !

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He looks like he is under the influence of drugs. Not a good man.

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Be careful !

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Be careful with drugs, they are watching us, everytime, everywhere, they are planning to kill us. So be very careful !

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Erm... in this case you should be careful of yourself and not let you touch yourself, or think of yourself, or drink, or eat, or think, or move etc... Easy, uh ?

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may the lord have mercy on your soul

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Agagagagagaag saaaaaaaatan ! I'm the soooooooon of sataaaaan ! Bglbgl. I played poker with my best friend, God. But he cheated all the time cause he is everywhere so he can see my cards...

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Ohhhh, I get it.

12 years ago
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I'm happy ! So now help me find where the admin is please.

12 years ago
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...jibberish

12 years ago
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Nope. That's the Truth.

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That's not the Truth. I'M the Truth.

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I'm your slave, do whatever you want with me, master...

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Go get me an ice cream!

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Just a sec ! I did it 10 minutes ago, I have to reload !

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It's ok now ! This is your Icecream master... Peanut flavoured...

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42

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Something about... the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything... It took seven million and a half years to found it !

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CHAOS IS THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER!

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SATAN IS PROUD OF YOU MY SON ! YOU ARE SO RIGHT !

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Hello?

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Hell ! Oh ?

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You said I was the only true answer :P

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uuuuh. . . . what

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Read it one more time.

12 years ago
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You comment on every comment, don't you? Drank to much Red Bull and can't sleep now?

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Yes I did. I don't have to drink this bull's load to be up ! It's only 6PM here :)

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If you don't drink red bull, it's bed rule ! (I'm proud of me)

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You must be strong in your bed ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

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Hahahahahaha you made my day :)

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interesting fact.
don't think it's true thus :P

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Yes it's true. I swear it's true ! I'm not even mad !

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12 years ago
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So are you dancing like this amazing guy ?
You have to.

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I always dance like this.

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Me too, in my opinion it's the best dance a human is able to do. Really.

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I think you mis-spelt your name. It should read 'Sheogorath'

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