Pre-alpha' Short weekend Jokes event (Prizes included but certainly not a giveaway)

So yeah, I was going to post a certain Jokes event but eventually got bored of planning and typing at some point. That one was already supposed to be 'short' and also a first attempt, but whatever. There you go with Early Access pre-alpha Jokes event! Stick to the rules below and you are good to good. But of course, expect flaws, gaps, spiky traps and falling rocks.There is also no giveaway in this thread.

Follow the plan:

• No black humor (unless it's soft), vulgar jests or anything else uncivilized

• Optionally, jokes can be made in a form of funny stories or anecdotes

• You don't have to post something yours but it's surely welcomed, just make it funny

• Only very first joke from the very first user posted specifically under my each corresponding comment will be counted

• if you posted anything what breaks these rules, I might decide to expel you and choose following joke as official one

• People may vote for jokes they laughed at most by answering the poll - whoever earns most votes is a winner (will add you myself)

• My own final vote (outside the poll) will be commented by the end of the voting and also holds 10 points

• Event will end and winner will be chosen tomorrow in gap between 13:00 and 13:30 CEST

• Prize for the 1st place is a copy of Shelter 2, 2nd place - Knight Squad, 3rd place and so on - moral satisfaction (it's not a game)

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