Too hard puzzle! [Win a game during the sales!] (Closed)

I know the answers but I don't know how to write them in the text boxes. This is why I avoid ITH puzzles.

have a bump.

Bump.
For solved, yes.

the no idea bump

Bump - might give it a few more tries later.
I actually know how to answer those joke questions, but seems like I take too much care of correct sentences or something ^^

Hey guys!
Sorry for not annoncing the time when the giveaway end, but i chosen to give a game to the guy who solved it first!
I said i may chose other ways to reward, and i chosen this way.
Congratz to our winner : CopperUndies
He added me and he gonna get his reward on the summer sale! ^_^
And thanks for hating me :P
Cheers!