The Handie: Enjoy yourself! [NSFW]

I think you might need a NSFW tag on this :/

It´s better not to be sold in Germany. Our Name for cellphone is Handy. Would be funny if anyone would be asking for your handie (Handy), there are some possibilities what could happen next.

Best...goal...evar!

K™

insta backed

I'd feel like I was getting violated by Iron Man.

Solution #1: No more embarassing and awkward to use devices.

Really? No way I wanna get caught with that thing on me.

Backed!

Creepy sex toy 10/10 would pass

wat

That thing looks terrifying, what man would ever want to use that on their south pole?

I was about to be really pissed off when I saw this thing... Then I read that there's a left handed model.

10/10 Still wouldn't pay for something I've been doing myself for 20+ years... -_-

Edit: Wait a minute... Right now there is NO left handed model available... Terrible product, DO NOT WANT! >_<

Bahahaha, "stretch goals".

Why...? What a waste of money.

On the plus side, stupid people will have less money to spend on dangerous things.

O_o ..... Why not just get a girlfriend ? In the rare occasion when one has "choke the chicken" , why would you require an odd device when your hand and tissues work just fine ... weird ....

Try hard(-on)s