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Circumcised I'm going tomorrow ....

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oxiclean5

Tomorrow sad really going on whaling

Whaling How do you feel when you:)

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BiskutMentega

Yes.

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Zonitrol

Personally I love circumsizing whales. That is what this topic is about, right?

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elyucaye

What he's trying to say is that he is going to hunt some whales while being circumcised tomorrow.

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MarvelousMax

Is he chuck norris?

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Aziraphale1981

can you even circumcise chuck norris?

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AtomicWoodchuck

Is it true that Chuck Norris has a titanium foreskin?

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Aziraphale1981

let me NOT meditate on this.

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MarvelousMax

He was probably born without oneXD

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lockalola

ROFL

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Ayce

What type of whales are we talkin? like humpbacks have huge _____...

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SaiBork

Yeah it's not great at the time, but afterwards it is!
Most girls prefer it too, so see it as a good "investment" ;)

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Zonitrol

I'd really like to argue with you, but I feel as if I'd get into trouble if I went into detail on the SteamGifts forum... >_<

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smythe
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Yeah, I re-wrote a reply a few times before deciding that this wasn't an appropriate topic or use of my time.

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BiskutMentega

Linky.

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Zonitrol

First of all, people have been saying that the foreskin causes or harbours various diseases since essentially the beginning of time. Can you imagine the effect it would have if we claimed that a woman's clitoris caused cancer in men, and tried to get them to remove that? It would be ridiculous. And that's not a random comparison, the foreskin contains the same special nerves as the clitoris, which of course adds to pleasure during intercourse. The difference being women have 8,000 and men have 20,000. Sorry, but I won't force my children to just chop that off.

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SecretRecipe

Isn't a woman's twice as sensitive as compared to a man's?

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SolidKalium

That should generally depend on how the signals are interpreted. So, the variation is between people not sexes.

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SeaGoblin

dont do it, anyone cut will regret being cut

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Marisu

Don't make me begin on this. You can't even be serious with that bullshit...

I cringed when you wrote about removing clitorides. This has some really nasty associations, you know that? Nice shirt, misogynist. How can you be so crude and ignorant to compare maiming a person in a way crippling her emotionally and mostly preventing from experiencing any pleasure, especially on her own volition to male circumcision?! What I'm most shocked about is, nobody else called you out on this Oo

Also, how can you compare clitoris to foreskin anyway? Dude, seriously WTH?

Also, what circumcision really does is - it allows for prolonging the intercourse tremendously while simultaneously boosting the experience. The real one, while the hastening foreskin's "tingling" is removed, forever. There's also aesthetics and hygienic grounds. No need to mention what "prolonging the intercourse tremendously" means for the female as a final point. And let me ask you, apart from all the above statements - whose satisfaction is most important...?

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AtomicWoodchuck

No need to get into a flap about it...

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Marisu

I beg to differ...

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AtomicWoodchuck

Apologies - it was just a bad circumcision pun. I agree with much of your post, but the opportunity for a puerile wisecrack was too great to resist!

:)

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Marisu

My bad, apologies not needed. Got so agitated, I didn't even notice ;)

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AtomicWoodchuck

:D

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Belfour

He should have used the clitoral hood, which is the female equivalent of the foreskin. Yet people call one barbaric and continue to practice the other.

Your final passage is so strongly biased, it's almost not even funny anymore.

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rogii

so sad

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AtomicWoodchuck

<witty 'poon comment>

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Aziraphale1981

<additional witty poon comment>

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Leliana

wat?

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Corinne

This topic has made my day.

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Skylark

Uh... Wait, what?!

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service4nopurpose

id save the circumsted whale skin

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edchaos

Keep your prepuce for a Barbecue. Yummy!

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PhantomLord

Can anyone provide a Yoda -> English translation for this?

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tdc

Yeah I'm lost. Just going off the readable replies.

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MarvelousMax

Which talk total bullshit:)

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Glareck

yeah, im confused as hell
came here to express my condolences to a man that was about to get his tip nipped, at an age that he can speak. but since I can't understand what hes saying, I will assume hes at a normal age to get it done lol

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RagersReplacement

Bobby, is that you?

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painman01

lol

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smythe
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You wanna put a donk on it

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AwayToHit

i dont understand one bit. Dafuq?

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Delorian

I'm 12 and what is this?

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MrOats

I'm 3 what is this?

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kangarooster

I understand English but what is this?

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asdflkjhasdflkjh

I'M BATMAN!

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exsinner

come again my dear? you're what?

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Ayce

I'ma Mario!!!

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Dominator86

What did I just read?

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sexbad

Don't do it, man. If it's phimosis, you know you can get rid of it by masturbating a certain way, right?

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CopperUndies

So, you are going to circumcise a whale tomorrow and you're asking us how it feels? I hope you anesthetize the poor beast before proceding with the cut. Also, be absolutely sure the whale has signed consent, or else you'll have to deal with its lawyers for genital mutilation and rape.

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Exactually

... Are you a rabbi?

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FrenchFryAGoGo

Are you a banana?

Bananas are good.

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kataztrophik

Whaling
when a man uses his weiner as a harpoon to impale an obese woman

You're doing a public service there buddy, I applaud you

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Corinne

LOL

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Fad

Whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

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Jonex

Do each of the competitors bring a little bag with a scale inside?

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Doobs

I imagine the OP is scared and/or sad about what's going to happen.
In fact, he's probably so distressed, he can't think straight.
That's why I'd let him off with a warning, this time.

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Closed 11 years ago by oxiclean5.