I am. I really am.

For whatever reason, my best friend needs a TF2 key. I, having nothing to actually get the key for, have been posting almost everywhere that I trade any amount of any kind of (TF2) metal for ONE key. I went full retard.

You should never go full retard.

Never.

So, in the end the question is... From 1 to 10, how desperate do you think I am?

Please, have some laughs at my expense.

I am not giving any kind of favours unless you are a two headed pink flying unicorn.

I feel the need to add something here. If you ever though (and some did, it was bound to happen) that I was here, begging in the most insulting way possible, I'm sorry. You have my deepest apologies. I've seen topics made with the simple reason of sharin an experience and maybe having a laugh or two at it. I never had any motive besides that one at the moment of posting here.

I am really sorry.

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corndog.

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+1.

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Maybe not THAT desperate.

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Actually, if that gives me the key...

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im 12 yers old wath is dis

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It's a meme, isn't it? "I'm a 12 years old and what is this"? Am I really that old that everyone forgot it?

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Enlighten us

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Oh yeah, i saw it before but forgot about it, not very populat this days.

But yeah}, on those times i was waisting time with some "friends" and my internet was crap, it is still crap but is a better crap.

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I remember it, for me you're 7/10 desperate, should've just went to tf2outpost.com - no problem finding people selling keys for regular price in metal.

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Jesus fuck now I feel old and I'm barely legal.

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well, you kind of indirectly answered the age question there

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hah! pedo

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Did you eventually get a key?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano. I wish.

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And im that best friend. Freaking chiwi XD

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keys or GTFO you mofo. I'm moving the world the best I can for you.

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I wanna give a Conan O'Brien answer.

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being lowest and 10 being highest, I give your desperation a score of this.

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1, because you didn't go as far as doing something that affects you irl.

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-5. Not desperate enough. Needs more grovel. And don't skimp on it either. You want that key don't you??

DON'T YOU?!?!?!

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YE SI DO WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME I CRY IN A CORNER HELP POTATO

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I'm sorry. Please accept this cookie

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That is one big cookie

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my mate gabe has a few keys i'll see if i can help ya =)

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Gabe = GabeN = Gave Newell = Gaben Newell = HL3 CONFIRMED!

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Gaben is such a good person, maybe if he released HL3...

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MUST BE!

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He can keep the key if he release HL3 tomorrow.

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over 9000

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This post was just asking for that reference, wasn't it?

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Why dont you just look after the ammount on backpack.tf and than look for a trade on tf2outpost.com?
Or Maybe just buy one for 1,60$ in the community market.

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they go for 2$+ I wish they would go for 1.60$ I would be a happy man.

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Yeah, she is LOL

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BLOWJOBS FOR EVERY PINK TWO-HEADED FLYING UNICORN

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HAY GUISE DID I MENTION I HAV A GURLFREN YET?

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Yes, on your other post :)

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Well must be my lucky day, just passed one here. I would give a photograph to prove it but i am too lazy to open photoshop.

Funny fact, i almost wrote probe instead of prove.

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seems your mind is running away with you..

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what key was it?

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Just a normal TF2 key, you know, crates and that.

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add me on steam, i'll send you one.. im in a good mood today

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You know, i may be a desesperate man too...

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I actually can be very desesperante too..

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You don´t have any trading card at least?

Why the need of 1 key that bad if i can ask?

I´ll give you 1 key, you know, nothing big, just your soul...

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Some guy was trading Super Street yadda yadda for 4 TF2 keys, my friend did everything he could and only got 3. In my opinion he really deserves the game so yeah... I went full retard.

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Aye guhl, u luk fine

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So... someone who isn't you wants a key for nothing, and you're hoping that your gender will garner free shit on the internet?

I wish you were wrong I guess.

The good news is there is nothing inside crates that you need to play the game. So it doesn't, and shouldn't matter to anyone on these or any other forums that your friend who you won't name, who won't post for themselves can't open their crate.

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I'm not trying to whiteknight but I'm sure that wasn't the intention. The simple swap of "I'm a very desperate man" to "I'm a very desperate woman" doesn't necessarily mean that they're begging and trying to make use of the neckbeards that reside a lot of the internet, especially ofagku and gaming communities.

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(I'm actually tired of being called a man on the interwebz, lol. I now think it would have been more appropiate saying "person" instead of "woman" but I am proud of being female and tired of hiding it. Thank you for you opinion!).

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"I am proud of being female and tired of hiding it"
Alright I take back what I said.

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... I do not know what to say now. I don't really think I understood the meaning of that so I'm going to ask. Could you please explain to me what you were trying to say and I, sadly, could not get?

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Mark my words. Gender doesn't fucking matter online, you shouldn't hide your gender but you also shouldn't show pride towards it. It's a delusion that women are oppressed online, this happens if you go full retard and post nudes on 4chan or start pissing off entire communities by acting like the pissy women they go online to not have to look at. Just act normal and blend in until you make friends you trust online. Or don't, it's your own bloody choice.

Edit: Example is how you simply replaced man with woman in the post, this is cool and should go unnoticed by anyone who isn't braindead or a sexually frustrated NEET.

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Women are not and, imo, never were opressed on the internet. I do understand that I'm just a woman, I was born like this. The mere fact of being female does not and will never grant me any kind of accomplishment. I think that it was out of place sayinf "proud of being female" and "tired of hiding it" WAS out of place but I also think I have the right to aclare my gender when someone assumes I'm a man. I see no reason for not doing it.

And yes, gender does not matter online and it never should, you are cpmpletely rigth on that. Thank you.

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Aclare? You may be looking for "Clarify" :)

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Oh, oh! I'm sorry, English it's not my first language. I do try me best (that's no excuse). Thank you!

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Girl, try third language. The other two being in their separate language families.

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That it's hard, it really seemed like your first language! :D Third... I don't think I could do that.

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English is not my first language either and i screw up a lot of times, i know it is irritating when someone corrects you (i get anoyed) but is the best way to learn. Also google translate is your friend :)

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I actually like to be corrected (I hope I got that right) XD. So if you ever make me doing more mistakes, pleaseee.

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Well, i´ll do my best (?)

If i ever see you making any mistake, i will let you know :P

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Getting corrected is indeed the best way to learn. Also helps to live in an English speaking country for a year (not for the literal part, jesus fuck native speakers can suck at written English).

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Well, that is true for most countries i think. When you need to learn a different language than your native one you try harder.

When i worked for IT support 6 months my spoken enlgish got a lot better as i had to speak in english. Be in another country for some time must be great for refining all the speaking skills.

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I'm going to be honest here, really, I NEVER expected to have such kind answers from the forum. I expected more like your, actually. I do see why would you say this as I myself have said it before. (MOST) Women have really contaminated the internet asking for shit every now and then for just being freaking women.

I just said this because I though it would make someone who had been having a bad day laugh, let it be with or at me. I am not interested on opening the crates, nor, at me moment, getting free keys because yolo swag tits swag. I wanted to make my best friend happy.

I DO share your point, though. It's a very suspicious situation and it CAN (and sometimes will) cause conflict. I thank you for actually being decent at sharing your opinion. I hope we can discuss more in the future. Have a nice day!

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(I am also sorry for any mistakes there, English is not my first languaje. If there's a mistake, please let me know).

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surprisingly, when chiwebel added me the first thing she said was someone already gave her a key...
so, not only female, but an honest one too...

now about that two headed pink flying unicorn......

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I see no point in lying. I am also sorry for the kind of women who use their gender to get free things everywhere.

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Well, if you lie you can get an extra key or more. Profit? yes, Honest? no.

Glad to read there is still decent people in the world.

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Subtle.

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Smooth.

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√-1

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I agree

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Stop with her. I'm the friend, if you want to blame somebody, there is my steam ID

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You heard the man, get the pitchforks and torches...

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naw, we're just venting our anger at the steam sale not happening yet.. and thats kinda not justified, there are far worse people out there to target

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But, but, i have just polished my pitchfork and torches are expensive.

I demand a witch hunt now, don´t care how but will have it...

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The Witcher 3 will have a witch hunt, is that enough for you?

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I need to first finish the second one (waiting for my PSU replacement -.-"), but still, it is a long wait, i can´t promise anything.

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i got confused and polished my effing torch... its one of those days i guess...

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Shame on you!

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Do you got a key now? Maybe I can help you to stop being desprate ^^

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Yes, I have. Thank you very, very much!

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fine =)

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What exactly is the point of this thread?

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Being absolutely pointless, that is.

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This has absolutely got to be the strangest post I've read, this week. It's not Friday, yet, so that may change.

I'd guess a solid 6 on the desperation scale. Desperate enough to risk embarrassing yourself in virtual public, but not so desperate as to endanger your actual identity.

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Giveaway found, thank you.

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i like me some desperate women....

especially housewives....theyre worn out, but they sure do know what theyre doing...

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I'd say... hmm... 20.

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Just going to close this since it can be interpreted as begging/trading, and doesn't serve much value otherwise.

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Closed 11 years ago by Chiwibel.