Trying to make a noir-style Steam profile – need help!

Hey folks,

I’m trying to give my Steam profile that classic noir detective feel—something straight out of L.A. Noire or Mafia. I’m picturing a dark riverside scene at night, dimly lit by the headlights of an old car. There’s a bridge in the background, the moon barely visible through its beams, cigarette smoke curling up in the cold air. Maybe some gangsters in trench coats, a guy on his knees in front of them, about to get the “it’s just business” treatment. The kind of scene that belongs in an old crime flick.

Problem is, I can’t seem to find a Steam background that fits this vibe. I’ve checked the Steam Points Shop, browsed through L.A. Noire, Mafia, The Darkness II, and other games with a noir aesthetic, but nothing really nails it. Ideally, I’d love something animated, but even a solid static background would work.

So, does anyone know of a background that might fit? Or any creative ways to pull off this look using existing Steam customization options? Any help would be seriously appreciated.

Thanks in advance, detectives. 🚬🕵️‍♂️