I need my Mind wrapped around something.

Become an indie developer. It's quite easy :P

Just think about the fact that e^(pi*i)+1=0

Need to get you head wrapped around something? Take an online course fee from top universities. Expand your brain for free. There are heaps that are doing it, here's just a few links:

http://www.openculture.com/freeonlinecourses

https://www.coursera.org/

http://www.extension.harvard.edu/open-learning-initiative

Good news on them possibly being accepted for uni credit:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/education/moocs-to-be-evaluated-for-possible-college-credit.html?_r=0

My worst breakup: girlfriend I had for 2 years. 2! Was in a practical daze for 2 weeks. Glad to see that you just need to get your brain focused on something else. Grieving is over! Time to move on to bigger and better things!

Have you tried Bacon? Bacon good.