Sorry, jade, I tried to find some time to do it, but i failed. Till the next time.
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At the moment, he's probably recovering from the biggest shopping spree known to man, but I hope this won't be forgotten. I'm really looking forward to seeing that naked picture Gin sent. :-) (Yes, I know I'm replying to a week-old comment. I know I could've just said 'le bump'. :-])
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Though ice is cool, it melts and can't preserve something forever. For instanse, it can't preserve me from bumping this thread for jade to see.
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Do you want an extensive wedding or do you want to keep it between close friends and relatives?
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We can just do it in a city hall with no bug fuzz about it.
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I was more thinking about a nice tropical island or something.
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... I just wanted a normal cake for our wedding ;___; CAN'T ANYTHING GO RIGHT ON THIS DAY !? :'(
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You'll get your normal huge white cake. And it will be delicious.
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A huge cake? But then it would get a −2 attack and AC modifier. :-(
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Not if he has Monkey Grapple feat!
High five for DnD reference, bro 8D
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If you want it, we'll make it the whitest chocolate ever! (no racism implied)
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So, you remember that time when jade said the results were coming that day?
Ah, good times!
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I can't reply to your comment anymore, twinchenzo :<
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In some countries, I believe we could go to jail for this!
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I know, really! I heared in Burkina Faso you can get death penalty for this.
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One does not steal a candy bar and get away with that! That's just wrong, man.
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Not even if it is stealing Apocalypse Candy from a doombaby?
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I very much beg to differ. I don't mind candy bars with nuts being stolen, that's why I would just sentence the offender to a lifetime of slave labor. Much more humane, don't you think?
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I totally agree with you on that point. Slave labor is also very good for the economy.
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Irrelevant picture. Also, how many kids do you want?
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For slave labour? I think, a couple of dozens would suffice.
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That'll be $50. Don't forget to feed them at least once every 2 weeks.
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Well, that's two times cheaper than in my country. Greal deal.
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Well, that's mostly because of the anticipation of the upcoming Steam sales.
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Lol, now I can't reply to your comment anymore, inferno 8D
So, how are you goin to excel Steam at slave trade market?
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Quality assurance. Our slaves are guaranteed to last at least 6 months after purchase.
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That's nice, but what if a slave brakes during these 6 months? Shall you change it or make a refund?
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During these 6 months, we will replace the slave, including shipping, without charge. Slaves are slaves, you can't exactly ask a refund for a dead child. Besides, we don't know what the conditions were.
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Sounds fair to me, alright. Now I'll buy my slaves only from you!
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Excellent! My account manager will be in touch with you.
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So, were do you get your slaves from? What suppliers? Or do you grow them by yourself?
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We have a special breeding program that ensures the best quality slaves. With every generation, we check the genes and toss away the "bad apples", so to speak. Because of the way we work, every generation of slaves is superior to the last. That's also why our older products are usually on discount.
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Guys, I don't want to cause panic or something, but it looks this thread has been hijacked by some mermaid. I'm afraid we might never see Jade again.
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Oh god, no, not the Mermaid!
We're all doomed, doomed, I tell ya!
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(Bumpity bump? ... carefully nudges the thread ... Bumpity? ... Bump? ... looks at the thread encouragingly)
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I've actually never seen or heard anything from that game. I might ask my brother if he knows this. :-]
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I guess winners don't really matter anymore. But... Jade? If you get a free moment, do you think you could just take the whole unsorted heap of submissions, upload it somewhere and throw a link here? (That is, if people agreed with their work being released.) Some of the previous submissions were definitely worth reading/listening-to/looking-at-or-whatever-it-is-that-you-do-with-pictures-or-CG-renders, and in the current Central Europe weather, I can't think of a theme that would be better than "ice".
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Month 2 is here.
Rules are here. Updates are in bold.
Prompt word:
Ice
Prize value:
$20.52
Runner-up prize(s):
Gift URL for the Indie Royale April Fool's Bundle
Giveaway duration:
00:00 AM GMT, 1st April 2012 - 11:59 PM GMT, 18th April 2012
E-mail all entries to thejadefalcongifts@hotmail.co.uk. Remember to include your Steamgifts profile name. The alternative is me crediting you under your real name, and that's not so smart.
Good luck!
The winners:
First place: chuckie001 (chose IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover) ($29.19 remaining)
Runner-up: Tzell
Odds of winning were 1 in 17.
Special mentions:
Incog: Came out of nowhere (because I didn't know who the hell he was since he didn't sign his entry until just now) to almost snatch second place
Inferno955: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
And now, explanations.
This has been a long, long, long time coming. At the start, it was, admittedly, laziness (something I'd anticipated with the "lol, as if" in the title). I procrastinate a lot. Part of my ADD, I guess. Still, that alone wouldn't have held me off from this for so long. At some point, pretty much every part of my life got infected by the Will Smith virus and got flip-turned upsidedown including, but not limited to, and in no particular order: the death of a pet that hit me incredibly hard, financial troubles that made me hesitate as I wouldn't be able to actually give the winner a game, general hard-hitting depression, trying desperately to keep up with a Support I couldn't actually deal with and potentially suicidal thoughts. On top of that, I have various personality quirks that told me, at the same time, a) "they've been this long, they can wait a little longer", b) "urgh, I've put it off for too long, what's the fucking point?" and c) "they've been waiting for too long already, fucking get it out, you incompetent dick." C actually won a couple of times, but not in a way that was good. This is actually the third(? I can't remember) time these have been uploaded, but I took them down the previous two times because I rushed it, I didn't take the time to properly look things over, I didn't really give a shit about it. I didn't say it partly because, at the time, you guys were spamming it wondering if it would be ever put up and I wanted to see if you'd notice and also because, like I said, I didn't really give a shit, so I didn't want you to notice. But, uploading today, I found that you may not have seen those even if I had pointed it out. Apparently wikispaces wanted me to verify my account with real money and made my wiki private by default until I had. I have no idea when this happened. What the fuck, wikispaces?
Anyway, it's been too fucking long. That said, the prizes have now changed. First place is now $41.04, the runner up prize is now $20.52 plus the Indie Royale April's Fool's Bundle. The special mentions plus the runner up (if already own the IR bundle) will get a bundle of their choice. Now, remember those financial difficulties? Yeah, I may not actually be able to live up to this for a while, but it's the only way I can think of to make it up to you guys. Order of priority is from first place to special mentions.
;_;
Sorry,
Jade
The pretty awful wiki for the entries (gets updated after winners are announced).
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