Month 2 is here.

Rules are here. Updates are in bold.

Prompt word:

Ice

Prize value:

$20.52

Runner-up prize(s):

Gift URL for the Indie Royale April Fool's Bundle

Giveaway duration:

00:00 AM GMT, 1st April 2012 - 11:59 PM GMT, 18th April 2012

E-mail all entries to thejadefalcongifts@hotmail.co.uk. Remember to include your Steamgifts profile name. The alternative is me crediting you under your real name, and that's not so smart.

Good luck!


The winners:

First place: chuckie001 (chose IL-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover) ($29.19 remaining)

Runner-up: Tzell

Odds of winning were 1 in 17.

Special mentions:

Incog: Came out of nowhere (because I didn't know who the hell he was since he didn't sign his entry until just now) to almost snatch second place

Inferno955: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


And now, explanations.

This has been a long, long, long time coming. At the start, it was, admittedly, laziness (something I'd anticipated with the "lol, as if" in the title). I procrastinate a lot. Part of my ADD, I guess. Still, that alone wouldn't have held me off from this for so long. At some point, pretty much every part of my life got infected by the Will Smith virus and got flip-turned upsidedown including, but not limited to, and in no particular order: the death of a pet that hit me incredibly hard, financial troubles that made me hesitate as I wouldn't be able to actually give the winner a game, general hard-hitting depression, trying desperately to keep up with a Support I couldn't actually deal with and potentially suicidal thoughts. On top of that, I have various personality quirks that told me, at the same time, a) "they've been this long, they can wait a little longer", b) "urgh, I've put it off for too long, what's the fucking point?" and c) "they've been waiting for too long already, fucking get it out, you incompetent dick." C actually won a couple of times, but not in a way that was good. This is actually the third(? I can't remember) time these have been uploaded, but I took them down the previous two times because I rushed it, I didn't take the time to properly look things over, I didn't really give a shit about it. I didn't say it partly because, at the time, you guys were spamming it wondering if it would be ever put up and I wanted to see if you'd notice and also because, like I said, I didn't really give a shit, so I didn't want you to notice. But, uploading today, I found that you may not have seen those even if I had pointed it out. Apparently wikispaces wanted me to verify my account with real money and made my wiki private by default until I had. I have no idea when this happened. What the fuck, wikispaces?

Anyway, it's been too fucking long. That said, the prizes have now changed. First place is now $41.04, the runner up prize is now $20.52 plus the Indie Royale April's Fool's Bundle. The special mentions plus the runner up (if already own the IR bundle) will get a bundle of their choice. Now, remember those financial difficulties? Yeah, I may not actually be able to live up to this for a while, but it's the only way I can think of to make it up to you guys. Order of priority is from first place to special mentions.

;_;
Sorry,
Jade


The pretty awful wiki for the entries (gets updated after winners are announced).

12 years ago*

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I'll enter next months if I can think of something good -- this months word didn't really spark any creative juices.

UNLIKE MY AMAZING SARAH PALIN ONE FROM MONTH 2

12 years ago
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Once again I failed to think of something that I could actually do Q_Q

Sorry, jade.

12 years ago
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Hipster Gandalf, fighting the Balrog atop the icy mountains?

Dammit, that should have been my idea.

12 years ago
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Next time I'll try to be artistic and enter in this. Thanks for doing these Jade!

12 years ago
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Sorry, jade, I tried to find some time to do it, but i failed. Till the next time.

12 years ago
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So, how's the judging coming along? :)

12 years ago
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he's busy playing Secret of the Magic Crystals

12 years ago
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and what is the secret of those magic crystals?

12 years ago
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the secret of those magic crystals is that there is no secret

12 years ago
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not true, the true secret is finding insanity.

12 years ago
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WHERE IS THE WINNER?

12 years ago
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Dead, I hid the bodies near a McDonals in New York.

12 years ago
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the winners name is Waldo...(good luck trying to find him)

12 years ago
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Who knows... They could be anyone. They could even be in this very room. :O

Trust no one.

12 years ago
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Ice ice baby! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!

12 years ago
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I think enough time has passed to justify another bump.

Any updates on when we can expect the announcement? :)

12 years ago
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...Who knows evilmoo...evilmoo? hmm cow=moo...! EvilCow :D

12 years ago
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A common misconception. Moos, though related to cows, are in fact a different species. This is most noticeable through the fact that they are spherical and can float.

*the more you know*

12 years ago
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cough

12 years ago
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This hasn't been forgotten! He'll get to it when he can :)

12 years ago
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At the moment, he's probably recovering from the biggest shopping spree known to man, but I hope this won't be forgotten. I'm really looking forward to seeing that naked picture Gin sent. :-) (Yes, I know I'm replying to a week-old comment. I know I could've just said 'le bump'. :-])

12 years ago
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Coming today, I hope.

12 years ago
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coughs

12 years ago
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It's been a Long Day. :-)

12 years ago
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I'm gonna bump this thread every day.

12 years ago
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I eat one of your kind everyday.

Tomato sandwich time everyday.

12 years ago
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i prefer to process and make ketchup :D

12 years ago
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Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

12 years ago
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You monster!

12 years ago
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You know it.

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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Though ice is cool, it melts and can't preserve something forever. For instanse, it can't preserve me from bumping this thread for jade to see.

12 years ago
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Will you marry me?

12 years ago
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Sure thing, bro.

12 years ago
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Do you want an extensive wedding or do you want to keep it between close friends and relatives?

12 years ago
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We can just do it in a city hall with no bug fuzz about it.

12 years ago
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By "bug fuzz", you are referring to something like this? :-)

12 years ago
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Close enough. I'm not a big fan of bugs.

12 years ago
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I was more thinking about a nice tropical island or something.

12 years ago
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Sounds lovely.

12 years ago
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I want a fucking huge white cake.

12 years ago
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A cake doing what?

12 years ago
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Ah, nothing like cake porn to pass the time.

12 years ago
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Ah. Cake porn. Beautiful.

12 years ago
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... I just wanted a normal cake for our wedding ;___; CAN'T ANYTHING GO RIGHT ON THIS DAY !? :'(

12 years ago
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You'll get your normal huge white cake. And it will be delicious.

12 years ago
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A huge cake? But then it would get a −2 attack and AC modifier. :-(

12 years ago
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Not if he has Monkey Grapple feat!

High five for DnD reference, bro 8D

12 years ago
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Will it also be moist?

12 years ago
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Just as moist as you want it to be.

12 years ago
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Can we make it white chocolate :o

12 years ago
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If you want it, we'll make it the whitest chocolate ever! (no racism implied)

12 years ago
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damn, where are the results of 3 month :S

12 years ago
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Exactly.

12 years ago
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yltcaxE

12 years ago
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So, you remember that time when jade said the results were coming that day?

Ah, good times!

12 years ago
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Maybe jade has some private problems, who knows? Keep relaxing and remember him once a week.

12 years ago
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I am fully relaxed atm. I just do it cause it seems fun. But yeah, you're right, once a week it is.

12 years ago
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I quote: "once a week it is"

12 years ago
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I can't reply to your comment anymore, twinchenzo :<

12 years ago
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Oh god, what have we done!

12 years ago
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In some countries, I believe we could go to jail for this!

12 years ago
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I know, really! I heared in Burkina Faso you can get death penalty for this.

12 years ago
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Indeed! Then again, so can stealing a candy bar.

12 years ago
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One does not steal a candy bar and get away with that! That's just wrong, man.

12 years ago
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Not even if it is stealing Apocalypse Candy from a doombaby?

12 years ago
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Hey, a candy is a candy!

12 years ago
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Well, that depends. Does it have nuts in it?

12 years ago
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Sure thing, the more the better.

12 years ago
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I very much beg to differ. I don't mind candy bars with nuts being stolen, that's why I would just sentence the offender to a lifetime of slave labor. Much more humane, don't you think?

12 years ago
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I totally agree with you on that point. Slave labor is also very good for the economy.

12 years ago
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Irrelevant picture. Also, how many kids do you want?

12 years ago
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For slave labour? I think, a couple of dozens would suffice.

12 years ago
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O_O (eats popcorn)

12 years ago
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That'll be $50. Don't forget to feed them at least once every 2 weeks.

12 years ago
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Well, that's two times cheaper than in my country. Greal deal.

12 years ago
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Well, that's mostly because of the anticipation of the upcoming Steam sales.

12 years ago
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Interesting, what will be Steam discount on children slave this sale? -50%? -75%?

12 years ago
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DON'T FUCKING ASK ME. THEY'RE OUR COMPETITORS. BUY OUR SLAVES OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

12 years ago
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Lol, now I can't reply to your comment anymore, inferno 8D

So, how are you goin to excel Steam at slave trade market?

12 years ago
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Quality assurance. Our slaves are guaranteed to last at least 6 months after purchase.

12 years ago
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That's nice, but what if a slave brakes during these 6 months? Shall you change it or make a refund?

12 years ago
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During these 6 months, we will replace the slave, including shipping, without charge. Slaves are slaves, you can't exactly ask a refund for a dead child. Besides, we don't know what the conditions were.

12 years ago
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Sounds fair to me, alright. Now I'll buy my slaves only from you!

12 years ago
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Excellent! My account manager will be in touch with you.

12 years ago
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So, were do you get your slaves from? What suppliers? Or do you grow them by yourself?

12 years ago
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We have a special breeding program that ensures the best quality slaves. With every generation, we check the genes and toss away the "bad apples", so to speak. Because of the way we work, every generation of slaves is superior to the last. That's also why our older products are usually on discount.

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If every generation of slaves is superior to the last, don't you consider a possibility of being overthrown in a revolution?

12 years ago
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Just breed for a propensity for complicity. Superiority in terms of slavery friendly characteristics is not necessarily a threat if you do go for the right traits and prioritise them effectively. ;)

12 years ago
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This is our new employee. He's been quite the catch.

12 years ago
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Guys, I don't want to cause panic or something, but it looks this thread has been hijacked by some mermaid. I'm afraid we might never see Jade again.

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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The Falcon as transformed into a Mermaid :o

12 years ago
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Oh god, no, not the Mermaid!

We're all doomed, doomed, I tell ya!

12 years ago
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[...cleans some of the dust...]

12 years ago
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*Spreads some more dust around*

12 years ago
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[Throws a tantrum!]

12 years ago
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One does not simply clean the dust in this thread. Here, have some more from me as well.

12 years ago
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Is it made from deceased Faeries?

12 years ago
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Only half of it. The rest is from de_dust2

12 years ago
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Bomb planted.

12 years ago
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Bomb disarmed.

12 years ago
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NoooooooOOoooo DAmn u Ariel!!!!

12 years ago
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Obligatory bump

12 years ago
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(Bumpity bump? ... carefully nudges the thread ... Bumpity? ... Bump? ... looks at the thread encouragingly)

12 years ago
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Have you been playing Penny Arcade On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness lately? Because you just channelled the dialogue for that game. Also, extra bump

12 years ago
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I've actually never seen or heard anything from that game. I might ask my brother if he knows this. :-]

12 years ago
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slink, slink, slinks outta the thread
12 years ago
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this. ◑‿‿◑

12 years ago
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You can't slink outta this, you slinky slinker.

12 years ago
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You can't escape that easily!

12 years ago
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Who won?!

12 years ago
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I guess winners don't really matter anymore. But... Jade? If you get a free moment, do you think you could just take the whole unsorted heap of submissions, upload it somewhere and throw a link here? (That is, if people agreed with their work being released.) Some of the previous submissions were definitely worth reading/listening-to/looking-at-or-whatever-it-is-that-you-do-with-pictures-or-CG-renders, and in the current Central Europe weather, I can't think of a theme that would be better than "ice".

12 years ago
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I agree, winners don't matter much, I hope Jade could show us the submissions.
Ahem.. I mean.. I hereby announce myself as the winner! :D

12 years ago
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Month 3 creative giveaway rise from your graaave

12 years ago
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whacks :E

12 years ago
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ooooo pretty staarrs @.@

12 years ago
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Sent! :D

12 years ago
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12 years ago
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What?

12 years ago
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Closed 12 years ago by thejadefalcon.