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How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

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WSS

I'm sure it will happen one day and I need tips to survive it... Any good tips?

Also do you think that the Zombie Apoclypse will be similar like the one, game companies trying to show us when we play zombie games?

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Zlia

Stack up on duck tape. It solves ALL problems! :D

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Argaen

Don't forget WD-40 for the rest of the problems. For more info look a the diagram.

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alexzzz303

step by step

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OnlineX420

bring a bong ;)

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Rabbidking

Or a bong disguised as a coffee thermos. Works well in cabins located in the middle of the woods!

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MrCastiglia

I have next to no experience in the field. But I am sure that this two books will sure come in handy.

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emotionengine

Aww.. was about to post the same thing! :D

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MrCastiglia

Who's the slowpoke nao uh!

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nosef

I loved the Zombie Survival Guide ^_^

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ne0lit

How to survive zombie apocalypse? well...my solution...go to a lonely small island with your non infected friends make a house there and live there till the end.Problem-->SOLVED!Or else...JOIN THE ARMY AND DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES MAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUUHAUHA btw this is the 2nd evil Choice O.O the 1st one is the good one :D

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WSS

What about infected zombie animals on the Island :3?

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ne0lit

infected zombie animals on lonely island?sure... O.o

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kangarooster

BIRDS

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kabooom

why this remember me pirates of caribean

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ThisIsDan

Teamwork is essential. Have that and you'll survive an Apocalypse for pretty long time.

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Member

Like this

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WSS

This genious but if the zombie is athletic?

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Tobio

+1000 lol, I wondered what happen it if there is a power cut

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Mew2

lol

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Corinne

Cherry bombs and peashooters. Lots of them.

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Caerbannog

There's a zombie on your lawn, We don't want zombies on the lawn.

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Mostlyghostly

Work out. Build some muscle and stamina.

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vidmavidma

Do you even lift?

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Mostlyghostly

You forgot to use this

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vidmavidma

"The owner of this website (www.tickld.com) does not allow hotlinking to that resource". I don't think this is the right meme.

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Mostlyghostly

Weird, works for me. Anyways, fixed.

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vidmavidma

Bro, do you even gift?

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whiteman222

watch the movie "Zombieland" they have some tips:
don't lock the door of your car as it will get you in trouble and zombies can't open cardoors!

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Cloonaid

Read this

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Leires

That book is amazing, btw. Even though it's centered around a zombie apocalypse, it has very real-world applications if things went bad.

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Jellybelly

But make sure to use your seatbelt!

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magixe

I could talk all day about this but I'm too lazy to write it all! :D

Some advices:

  • Be prepared, have a backpack full survival supplies ready...TODAY!
  • Don't trust anyone but yourself
  • Find a place that's easy to protect and as far away from cities and small towns as you can find.

...And yeah the z-pocalypse WILL come!

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WSS

Far from the city is far from big supply sources..

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magixe

yeah, you better get used to hunt and farm food on your own :)

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Azelka

Mullets are evil.

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smythe
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Stop, drop, and roll

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abcxyz91

grow plants all around my house....I guess ^^

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Select66

hire chuck norris as your bodyguard

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segrand

Buy Left 4 Dead 2 and play. When you get some experience, you can go and KILL THEM ALL!!!

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Deyys

watch the walking dead :D but yea, team work is essential:) sleep with one eye open, save your supplies and be creative when it comes to weapons

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Tarquin

Only watch the Walking Dead if you want to learn what NOT to do. Those people are so freaking stupid, it makes me root for the zombies.

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Reinheart

+1. Some pretty retarded moves they did.

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Chronojin

why would anyone want to survive a zombie apocalypse? if it happens, the humanity is doomed und your whole life would be full of fear and the searching for food and such things. just join the zombies :D

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altair17305

aim for the head :3

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segrand

And get to your team sexy women (as the girl with the Deyys avatar). Human race needs to survive!

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mikbhoy

be gay, never seen a gay zombie in any of the movies or read about one in any of the books.

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Zukureneno

go to the Antarctica or North pole.....

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PCgamerz

pretending to be a zombie too maybe?

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5474IV

Try this.

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KaiserTroll

Would be a problem when the bodies start to block the sun on you...imagine getting stuck in there with hundreds of rotting bodies all around and over you.

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vledermau5

I would build a tree house village, I've never seena zombie climb on a tree ;)

But if there are those runner zombies in HL2, then I think we are all gonna die down here ^^

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Ruzinus

For the most part....

...you don't. You just don't.

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