How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

Zombie Survival Guide

A metal rubbish bin on wheels with motor/controller inside, firethrower and some molo cocktails! Wheel right into a zombie horde, knock on the metal to attract them more and then flame the outside, survive off BBQ porkchops :P

You convince people that we don't have to give a damn about lives in the infected zone. In doing so, you can just isolate the area and kill anything that comes from the place.

A home made zeppelin loaded with the right tools.

Being that guy totally would help.

So my tips are following:
1) Kill everyone you see (they might turn into zombies) except cute girls (you'll need them to continue civilization);
2) Get plenty of food (if you need - kill people for it);
3) Get all kinds of weapon. Small, big, heavy - doesn't matter as long as they are efficient. You can kill people to get those weapons if needed;
4) Find some place where you can hold off for night (prison, bank, even basement works). If there are other people in it - kill them because they will either turn into zombies sooner or later or turn against you (of course - keep cute girls alive again);
5) Get a car. Best would be SUV but since they are slow you can get something faster than that. Kill people if you can't get the car any other way;
6) Get fuel for your car. Probably gonna need to move to another place because zombies will swarm. You can use one fuel can to kill people who want to stay because they will die anyway;
7) Be sure you have most of your supplies in the car. When zombies will come and surround you, you won't have enough time to take everything so food is a must have thing in the car;
8) Always travel while it daytime because in night you probably won't be able to see zombies in dark because there won't be any light source (no streetlights etc.);
9) Fuck those cute girls I talked about before carefully. You don't want them to have a baby while there are zombies. If you weren't careful and already have one - kill him. I know it's cruel but that will be the best choice because it will just hold you and her back;
10) And most important thing - make sure you have a lot of batteries with you so you can power your computer and search for other people you can kill online. And search for other cute girls who need help too. There won't be too much girls around when zombie apocalypse comes.

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watch all movies of zombies..and learn what to do or what you have to not do

Two main rules - Source of clean water and isolation. You can survive quite long without food, but not without water and as shown by previous Zombie outbreaks water gets contaminated quite fast. So a distant location in nature with a fresh water stream should be good. Also it's hard for zombies to traverse forests. Fortify your position, but always have a light travel pack ready in case a horde happens to find you. Don't use vehicles as they make a lot of noise. A bicycle works best as it doesn't run out of fuel, is silent and highly mobile. Always have your mouth and eyes covered when fighting zombies. Avoid tunnel vision as you might not notice another zombie creeping up on you. In general it's best to avoid fighting them at all. Unless you have superior weaponry and distance.

Call Batman in case of zombie apocalypse.

to suvive a zombie apocalypse you need...

1. hot babes
2. heavy metal \m/
3. enough weapons and ammunition so that you could occupy russia :P
4. enough clean water and canned food

Move withing the dark. Don't go near any light when zombies are near, they're attracting to light :D

One of my teachers had an elaborate plan for if/when the zombie apocalypse happens. It took him a good time span of 25 minutes to explain it. He always carries around a red backpack in the trunk of his vehicle with accompanying 'zombie supplies'.

My plan is run.. Because that's all you will be able to do.

get a boat and live on an island. One with people on it. The Uk for example. I haven't seen a game/movie in which zombies can swim. Maybe that's due to the fact, the makeup would wash away. But They neither swin in games, so an island would be the best way to deal with zombie apocalypse.

Just join the zombies. You don't have to worry about surviving.

Plants

Go to school.

drop in the floor and cry until you die, no wait.

get a lot of bombs, strap them to your chest and blow up, not that either.

use the power of the elder scro-god dammit

Out of curiosity, what would you guys do once you'd been bitten? Allow yourself to become a zombie or kill yourself in a way so you don't become a zombie?

You'll need some good bladed weapons. I can recommend A REAL PLACE to buy them from.

be a zombie

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The answer is apples... where i come from we have a saying: "If the world apocalypse starts and you have something like 2343453475 apples (the number must be right... no one more and no one less) then just take a duck and shoot trees against zombies with it, now if you have with you a rockstar with even more than 5 billions fans you can use the assassin sand to destroy the mother of the zombies and then you will be fine and you could eat all your apples" and that's all... i know some my friends that tried it and said that it really works and that all those apples were delicious!