Yay birthday.

So... yeah. My birthday today.

Go me, I'm still not dead.

Since we're in bizarro world I will be giving out presents to YOU. Yes, YOU! No, not you, the one with the stylish haircut... yeah, that one. Haircut man, you want a free game? Heck, I'll give you TWO! Or more!

Step one: I need you to assist me with an archaeological investigation. You dig while I shoot Nazis. You may keep everything you find, except for the amulet and, of course, any and all nazi gold. I'll be taking that.
What, you found something? Um... close. Keep looking.

Step two: In the unlikely event that the nazis come back as zombies (seriously, what are the odds?) we need to play German government and sanitize everything we find: No nazis, no blood, no bodies! Grab some soap and get to work - when I come back this nazi zombie needs to be bloodless and void of any insignia!
Well, where do you think I keep the cleaning supplies? In the closet of course. Yes, you can use mine, no problem.

Step three: Complain about how hard all of this is. You may also complain about the fact that you're getting a key.
PRO TIP: CLICKING THE LINK MAKES GIVEAWAY APPEAR JUST LIKE THAT.

Let the grabbing commence.

PS: There is obviously no very special secret giveaway hidden anywhere. Just saying so nobody wastes his or her time.
PPS: Everything starts RIGHT NOW and ends on June the first at 5 pm, which is when I'll celebrate my birthday. That means you'll probably have to wait until saturday until you get your stuff. Why am I doing it this way? Well, why the heck not? :D

EDIT: At least one person tried to contact me via Steam. I appreciate that, really, but I do have guests at the moment, so you might get disappointed. All giveaways can be found without my help and I'll make one of those somewhat more obvious right now.

EDIT 2: There may be two incredibly obvious hints to be found if you read the whole thread. Just saying.