So, I wonder, how many people remember what it took to be a gamer?

Imagine: today, you just click on Steam, download, click to install, play. Older gamers remember long install times from CD, tedious looking for drivers, restarting PC after installation, overclocking while hoping to not burn anything, the works.

But there was older, dark era, when games were installed from pieces of plastic limited to 720 kb (or, if you had a modern drive, 1.44 mb). An era where you had to attentively watch installation progress and swap the pieces as soon as installer told you to, but paying attention to vibrations to not swap it too early to not damage it. Since a game was on 5-20 disks, even carrying it from the store was an exercise. Internet? You were lucky if you had BBS or Gopher, with a glorious kilobyte per minute download speed.

And the real fun started once you installed game. Imagine hand-coding RAM usage using various tricks you didn't really understand to squeeze out single kilobytes of free RAM. You had 8 mb? That's cute, because game only really cared it needed 612 kb out of first 640 kb of RAM your computer had. You had 608 kb free? Tough luck kid, it wouldn't run even if next 4 mb of RAM were free. You wanted sound? You had to load drivers into memory, by hand, shaving precious single kilobytes out of that 640 kb block.

And every game had it's own everything: drivers, frameworks, dlls, everything. You could had hundreds of say DOS4gw files on your PC, all with their own program, all doing the same function, identical, duplicating each other because only really crucial files were pooled into OS common folder. Crucial files like copy.exe - yes, OS couldn't even copy or delete programs and each time you wanted to do it you needed to run separate program. Your copy.exe got damaged? Tough luck, kid, you can't copy new one into its place even if you somehow get a replacement. Better hope you did that recovery disk when asked... And hope your OS didn't have bug that caused it to move, not copy files into recovery disk when you created it. Because some did. And did I mention lack of some files crippled your OS even when it seemed to "run" properly? Heh. It did that once for me.

And it was just not memory that was hand coded. You wanted to have sound? You would better have a note to which interrupts, IRQs, and intervals your sound card was set. Because when you set up even one of these wrong, you get a big fat nothing. Same with graphics - if you did anything wrong, game could have started in 4 colours (CGA)... Said colours being cyan, black, magenta, and white, which looked as horrible as it sounds.

Then again, I suppose all of the above was bliss compared to bootleg Commodore 64 tape-disc drives and not breathing while game "loaded" for 10 minutes, hoping you won't get "corrupted" error, which happened in 8 times out of 10. Heh. There was really good reason, once, why consoles were seen as the gaming machines. It's sad inertia kept them afloat till today, being little more than DRM-crippled PCs.

Or were the games even before that even worse, and I got off easy after all? :P

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Well, those were the good ol' times, in their own special way :)

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20 disks?!! The most I used was five for One Must Fall 2097!

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wing commander had a lot of disks because of all the full-motion video. i'm pretty sure i had 15 or so floppies for ms office at some point, but you could skip 3 or so if you didn't want to install access.

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I had to make a bootable disk just to play Aces of the Pacific and Dawn Patrol on my 486. Loved those days

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i still remember the deep enjoyment when i passed from the standard tape loader to the turbo tape and i had not to stand this

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Ahh.. those were the days.... I remember I had a dos game and my pc was a little bit too slow... don't remember the name of that racing game but I had a lot of fun with that (in my case) 2 fps racer xD

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i remember boot disks that loaded only a minimal set of drivers and didn't start windows (3.1) so you could actually get the game exe to load. it all had to be loaded into system memory which was only 640 k, so it didn't matter if you had 8 M ram, your drivers and exe wouldn't go there. you even had to load a driver into system memory to be able to use the ram at all.

it's definitely easier now. of course back then it was easier to cheat -- you could get a tsr (terminate and stay resident) from a bbs that would let you search and lock memory locations, so if you had 5 missiles, search for 5, then fire a missile, then search for 4 and find a location that was 5 and is now 4, lock it for infinite missiles.

also, there was another form of cga which was yellow, orange, green and black. i believe the monuments of mars would even switch between the two palettes.

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I used cold boot disks all the time. Loaded up a bare bones version of DOS so I could run DOOOOM in all its glory. Doing a dial-up connection with a friend and playing Deathmatch for hours.

I remember one time that I was reloading windows and the first floppy (with the install batch files) got corrupted, so I had to manually extract all of the files, one at a time.

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it may or may not have been doom, but i definitely had to manually put in modem commands to call up my friend's computer (or answer when his computer called mine) and then leave it connected and launch the game we wanted to play together. but then somebody would pick up a phone and kill the connection.

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oh and at beginning it was a lot more socializable.

Remember playing atari and waiting for a game to load from casette. It took so long (and you could always have error) that we were going with friends outside to play :D while waiting.

Now you can't go out from computer for 5 min because there is always something happening

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You still got off easy. When I started PC gaming, I had a TRS-80 CoCo II. Some programs loaded from cassette tapes and could take 10-15 minutes or more to load. I also had 5.25" floppy disk drive, who's disks held a whopping 90KB.

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Back when internet was for the privileged.
Back when my video game library weighed a metric fuckton, yet only contained 100mb.
Back when my top of the line PC had a 1gb hard drive.
Back when Apogee was awesome (and still their own company)

I remember

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God, I can't even remember when I had a 1 GB HDD. That would've seemed ridiculous. I had a double-speed CD-ROM, and that made me the shit! I could play games my friends couldn't because of it. And I upgraded to a 1 MB video card!

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1 GB HDD? My first HDD, IIRC, was 99 MEG. I was thrilled when I was able to beg parental support for an upgrade to 170 MB.

OTOH, these days I keep about 6 TB on NAS. :D

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1GB? I started with 80MB drive and that was huuge at that time. Now I install few games and 1TB drive is full

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80MB sounds about right. I had a 486 DX/2 66 Mhz.

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Youngster ), mine was 286@16MHz. What is funny, I'm still using keyboard that came with it - true classic with 101 keys. Things were built to last back than.

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Well, back in my time we used to craft games from our enemies bones :D

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It was all sorts of fun trying to configure early multi-player games on Win 95 DOS mode when they needed XMS but your network card's point enabler (the TSR/program to get it working in DOS) wanted EMS. :/ IIRC, that one ran into base memory issues as well.

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I had an Amiga 500, loved that :D

Damn you guru meditation! XD

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Played my first video game in 1999 Golden Axe, then the first Mortal Combat, Sim City and Paperboy. :3 I could only play at school because my Dad didn't let me close to his computer saying "its strictly for work only"

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When my dad bought our first PC (a glorious 8088) he told me that there were no games on this, it was only a work computer. So I kept gaming on the TRS-80, and was playing around making my own BASIC games on the PC, until I found out one of my uncles actually had 2 PC games that he could copy for me (Jumpman and Night Mission Pinball), then another friend had a game too (Lode Runner). It went downhill from there and next thing I know I had over 300 games and my dad could only use the computer for work after I went to bed.

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Lode Runner was awesome. Jumpman however was an evil game.

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my first pc was a ti99/4a, which had games (and other software) on cartridges. those were actually very easy to run -- just plug the cartridge in and turn it on (or hit the ctrl-alt-del style reset keys). the one exception was a game called adventure, which would start up and ask something like "WHERE IS THE DATABASE" and to this day i don't know what it wanted. maybe it came with a cassette for the tape drive but my secondhand cartridge didn't come with it?

i think i still have a ti99 brochure somewhere. it features bill cosby.

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Good times.

Running a game and it asks you "what is the 8th word of the 27th page?" If you didn't answer correctly, the game would exit. That was anti-piracy back then.

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Yup, I remember having stacks of photocopied game manuals. Then they started using wheels, red/blue sheets that you needed the red "decoder" to decipher of dark brown sheets with black text on it so it was harder to photocopy.

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I didn't own a PC until CD's where around. My friends had computers way before that and I remember the stacks of floppy discs they had for games

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Well, im not as old as you, my first pc game was already installed, but i did not had the answers book, only knew 1 answer by hearth (game asked a question to start, otherwise you had to quit and open again), so sometimes it took a while to start playing. Maybe you remember my first pc game.

clicky

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Earliest I remember for PC GAMING (since console gaming was a breeze) was praying your computer can actually handle certain games, realizing Carmegedon wasn't one of them, so you settle with Redneck Rampage, Duke Nukem 3D, and Road Rash. It was my brother's computer, I was 4 and I gamed on it more than he did. I also used his NES more than he did too. Man, I wish he had Doom and Wolfenstein... I would have had the best childhood ever then. Oh well, I got them in 2003 :p

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You are young padawan, computers already had windows when you started playing XD.

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Yup xD 90's kid for life (not that it is a choice).

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"Hand coding memory", is that elaborate expression how they used to call it in your country, or you just came up with it?

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I still remember the day I first loaded up Akalabeth....

  • COMES ON A FLOPPY DISK!
  • USES COLOR GRAPHICS!
  • HAS 3D DUNGEONS!
  • AN ENTIRE WORLD TO EXPLORE!
  • MOST ADVANCED D&D GAME TO DATE!
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Obviously you are still considered lucky, back in my day "computers" were just big slabs of rock that changed whenever the guy inside would etch out on screen whatever you requested.

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Please, no... don't bring DOS4gw back in my memory ;_;

Run DISC
bbrrr brrrr brrr brrr
RETRY, IGNORE OR CANCEL
repeat...

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window 95 on 85 floppy :D

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That moment when you realised your ZX Spectrum's tapedeck was playing up, and the only way to make sure the play button stayed depressed during loading was to hold it down manually. Or that one dreaded moment when you THOUGHT your Amiga had finished loading (given the "Insert Next Disk" screen), only to hear the little brrt as you took it out. Goodnight sweet game.

Fun fact : I youtubed a spectrum loading screen just to feel the glorious nostalgia of the BRRRR-GAK... BRRR-GAAAARRKRKRKRKRKRK.
And now I feel old, but on the flip side, it makes me wonder what kind of absurdly awesome advances in gaming tech they'll come up with before my life is over. Seriously, I remember a time when the Bladerunner PC game had a 1gb install option, and I laughed, thinking it was a genuine joke, I mean, who would honestly have a whole GB spare for a single game?

One can only hope Spore 2 (creature stage only, if necessary), just so I can taste that glory before I die and leave a horrible exit-fart as I go-

It also makes me wonder how awestruck I would have been as a kid, to have played some of the games I missed. Never owned a C64, so I missed out on terrifying games like : Forbidden Forest. I mean, check out the deaths in the sequel

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You remember me when I begin to play videogames in my first computer,my lovely blacky Spectrum 48k :P ..and one of my first games,Phantomas :D

(sorry if I have gramatical errors)

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