Not as funny as it could have been , but the end of the conversation is pure gold IMO.

http://i.imgur.com/ATHxu9C.jpg

edit: a friend just reminded me that I could have punished him with a free Dota 2. -_-

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That gave me a good laugh.

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Don't hijack my comment mate.

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que

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First e is an a but EPIC

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pro style

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y dont u guys learn to share

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lol.. but srsly is there somtehing more pathetic and lame than begging like this?

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Unfortunately, yes. People who begs just like this, but also pretends to be a girl, just to lure some horny teenagers.

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Nothing pathetic about using a tactic that works.

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I'm not sure it works. The guy who tried that with me had such an obvious scammer profile. As his avatar, he chose a very well taken pic of pretty girl (probably too pretty). It was a brand new account, with around 20 games in its library and freaking 280 in his wishlist. But the cherry on top of the cake for me was what it was written in the profile. "Hi, my name is [girl name]. I'm a very friendly girl. Just add me.". I mean, seriously. Could it be more obvious that this guy was fishing for something. It started the conversation with some small talk and sortly after it comes the usual: can you do me a favor?

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Lol, trust me, it works. It's ridiculously easy to go to chat rooms, pretend to be a girl, and get a bunch of credit card numbers from guys wanting to see your videos. I used to do this when I was a jackass; it works.

Getting a game from Steam is even easier. Guys are, for the most part, retarded around "women."

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xD

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lol I like your attitude. Funny and you never cursed or were nasty.

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I get these fuck heads all the time now. Die bitches die.

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They keep you company on lonely winter evenings

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be nice

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Man, all I do is leave a comment telling them not to beg. It's cool.

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lawl

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Now I'm curious which game he wanted to beg for. Also lol'd at the title.

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One beggar added me a few days ago to ask me for dotas >.< (no kidding).

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that's not a beggar , that's a human trash can lol

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LOL!

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Heh, the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago.

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I gave mine to dota2bot. Still made 60 cents selling some in the market, unbelievable i know.

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Lawl. :D

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Wow, you're such a nice guy :)

I would have made him think twice about adding me to beg. Whenever I knock a beggar down, I break his legs so he can't stand back up (metaphorically of course). ^^

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not really , I was just in a good mood. :)

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I do it literally, am I a bad person?

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No.
But don't take my word for it, I'm socially awkward.

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Everyone's socially awkward to an extent. The trick is being able to show people who you are without getting caught up in all that shy-ness. So whenever I meet a beggar, I make sure they know how angry I am >:D

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Oh I'm not shy, I'm just rude and offensive in social situations. Beggars should always be treated with the utmost anger, I'd love to see your work >:3

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Haven't seen you angry on Steam gifts, you must be keeping it under control :P

hahaha "my work", likewise!

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Yes I try to keep my rage in check here. Other places however haven't been so lucky. I've lost count of the amount of people who have blocked me on various social media websites and other forums >:)

I never get beggars but next time I do I'll be sure to create a topic and post the conversation so it can be admired for the rage filled glory that it is ;)

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Wow Stelio is surprising me :D Well I'm glad you've managed to keep your rage in check here, wouldn't be as fun without you!

And yes, sharing beggar chats is always good for a laugh ^^

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I'm like a Kinder Surprise except breaking me open doesn't reveal a toy just lots of blood and organs...

So I guess I'm not like one at all.

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lol, shame, I love Kinder Surprises!

Blood and organs, not so much...

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I like your name and your avatar..

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+1

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OP u just FAILED internet. You could have just ask him for his email so you can lie about "looking for a deal to buy a random game & send him the key" then u just put up his email on some random spam/porn sites = job done.

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He said he was in a good mood. That's probably why he didn't do such a thing.

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Hahaa, that was pretty amusing. An obvious begging attempt is obvious. Seriously, why do these people even bother?? Begging attempts rarely yield any good results, they should find something better to do with their time. :/

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I'd forced him to learn proper English, and then reward him... with a free Dota 2 >:D

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I think it's the same guy who added me days ago, same grammar and same requests. Removed and blocked.

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Thanks for the laughs!
Very predictable, "do me a big favor?"
HAS TO BE A BEGGAR.

I usually even give games to friends that I play with and I like, at my own discretion, but I would never give anything to a beggar. I mean, if the guy pays for internet and has a computer good enough to run an expensive game, he must be a 10 year old because he apparently can't purchase his own games... logic is everything my friends... EVERYTHING.
And even worse, the same guy comes here on SG and start adding the Steam profiles of gifters here so he can beg, which means he is a member of this site, a GIVEAWAY site where everyone can easily win something by entering enough giveaways. I mean, isn't this site good enough? It's really pure greed and selfishness.
We should start opening tickets to report all beggars that add us on Steam. Take an screenshot or whatever - because the guy is obviously a SG member and even though he didn't beg here, the rule must still be enforced, imo.

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I begged to the internet to entertain me. And it gave me this. So... begging works! x'D

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I was going to segue this into some sort of basement dungeon bdsm joke but this requires effort on my part.

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I want to track his IP address

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Do you know Visual Basic?

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That woman in the video is clearly an amateur. Real pro would have written a low-access OS protocol and IRC scanner using Logo.

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Make him join steam gift's so i can get him suspended xD jk.

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lol funny.

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Such a casual way to say "Fuck off, I won't give you nothing".

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If somebody ask you for a free game just tell him
" sure ill send you free game in one sec, its pretty nice hope you will enjoy playing it"
then send him link to a free to play game on steam like tribes

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LOL, "ok nvm"

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Uuhm, can I ask you a favor?

Can you give me a thread to make me look stupid...thanks xD

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Closed 11 years ago by Dooleh.