Okay I have a problem. I'm sitting here playing the old-school Pokemon games on my GameBoy Color. I made a new file because I already beat the game some 10 years ago or so. I'm right about to choose which Pokemon I want to start out with.

All of a sudden I get a call from my ex-gf. She's balling her eyes out and crying, saying she misses me and just broke up with her current boyfriend. Apparently she's at the hospital; she had just gotten into a serious car accident after leaving his house after breaking up. Her car is totaled and she doesn't have a way home from the hopistal. She wants to get back with me and said if I picked her up, she'd devote herself to me. It's been a few months since we've been apart, and I did care for her immensely so.

So anyways, now I'm sitting here conflicted, which Pokemon should I start with? Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

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Charmander.

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^this

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I'm getting a lot of suggestions for that red skinned bug, but this is serious business, i'm sure you understand the gravity of my situation.

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I'm aware of that, i still found it hilarious though.

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If you'll scratch your way through some pidgeys you're gonna have fun in viridian forest.

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Yep Charmander will give you the toughest starting game, but is the most worth while.

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Charmander

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Charmander was the better one, but personally I Like Squirtle a lot better.

No Venasaur, too ugly D:<

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just use the bug to get all 3 :P

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What bug? Explain.

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i dont know anymore how it exactly works but i think google should find the answer for you ^^

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I must ask = How to do it ?

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I should probably close this... but I'm laughing far too hard and can't find the button to do so. Continue.

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I know the feeling XD

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For a moment I thought people were ignoring his problems on purpose, by trolling which Pokemon he should pick (after all, this is Steamgifts..gifts from Steam, not relationship counseling). Then I read the rest of the story.

And now I know I can't give good advise; I didn't grew up on Pokemon, so sadly, I can't help him with his heartfelt plea of who to choose ;_;

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Charmander

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If you don't play the game with 6 grass pokemon then you ain't playing it right.

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Your name, it scares me

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Bulbasaur

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Bulbasaur was my favourite, go for it :D and put the cellphone on mute too :P

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Squirtle. Because Squirtle can swim, Charizad can't even learn fly.

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are you sure? he can in fire red/leaf green

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Yes it can.

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NOPE.

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Pika?

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Pika!
The one and only!

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charmander

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Charmander = Easy

Squirtle = Normal

Bulbasaur = Hard

Not that the game is hard anyways.

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Nuzlocke Challenge = harder

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Bulbasaur FTW! Gotta show love to pokemon :D <3

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watchout we got a badass over here

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Bulbasaur

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Charmander

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I re-started too, picked him again

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Char char!

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Lol Awesome Story. Bulbasaur

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saw this one on 4chan before

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still it's funny ;)

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Solve two problems with one test. Pick whichever starter Pokemon your ex-girlfriend is willing dress up as. If she won't dress up as any of them, it was never meant to be.

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She should be picking squirtle then, that's without a doubt.

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Good try troll, good try. A for effort.... Charmander.

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After reading the title, I came here to post: "Needs serious help.... asks in the interwebz.". I got trolled instead.

Onomatopesha. Thanks for the laughs :D

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Pokemon

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Closed 12 years ago by Onomatopesha.