Okay I have a problem. I'm sitting here playing the old-school Pokemon games on my GameBoy Color. I made a new file because I already beat the game some 10 years ago or so. I'm right about to choose which Pokemon I want to start out with.

All of a sudden I get a call from my ex-gf. She's balling her eyes out and crying, saying she misses me and just broke up with her current boyfriend. Apparently she's at the hospital; she had just gotten into a serious car accident after leaving his house after breaking up. Her car is totaled and she doesn't have a way home from the hopistal. She wants to get back with me and said if I picked her up, she'd devote herself to me. It's been a few months since we've been apart, and I did care for her immensely so.

So anyways, now I'm sitting here conflicted, which Pokemon should I start with? Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

12 years ago*

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Before reading the last line I was almost ready to bitch about another hurpa-durpa thread.
I say go with Charmander.

12 years ago
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Charmander.

12 years ago
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Trololololo-

Charmander.

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Best thread evar. I for one would choose Bulbasaur though.

12 years ago
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Hahahaha

10/10 for comedic timing :')

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Bulbasaur <3

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Pick the one you think is the cutest one!! Don't bother thinking about which one is strongest or learns the most useful moves, pick the cutest!! It's a girl's logic :D. I'd pick Charmander since I think it's the most adorable of the three, and Charizard is also really cute <3

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Charmander!

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Nice repost. Read that on 9gag did you?

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No, i don't go to 9gag or whatever it's called, i still find it hilarious though.

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You've got a point here. I didn't see that coming :D therefore go with Bulbasaur ;p

12 years ago
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Pikachu is better play Pokemon Yellow. :O

12 years ago
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Wow, I haven't read this joke in years. I think the last time I saw it was on the old Vestibule... like a decade ago.

12 years ago
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I've never played pokemon. Is it worth it for a grown man who probably only ever watched 2 episodes and didn't like them.

Is it a good game on its own right?

12 years ago
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You and I think alike.

Go for Charmander, because dragon Pokemon are the best.

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Charmander is good for a powerful start as fire is nice, Water is good for fighting brock (water > rock) and Blubasaur....no one picks that scrub. i hope this helped you in your time of need.

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LOLLLLLL!!!!! I was like this guy is retarded if he gonna go with her.. Saw last part xD

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squirtle, it will cool you off =P

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Closed 12 years ago by Onomatopesha.