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I know exactly what a ninja is, but the real question is, can you guys be a ninja too?
I got this idea from uuuh...gabenthepyro, but it's different. It won't lead directly to the giveaway, but will instead link to a puzzle, which then links to the giveaway.
Although you guys said on my strawpoll "Unmechanical without Puzzle" I'll still do a puzzle, because I know you guys love it.
This message will be made and self destructed through http://www.destructingmessage.com/.
I will be doing multiple ones of these, as they self destruct in the time that I put them in.
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Let me make the giveaway first...mmk? Messages will self-destruct in 45 seconds.
Since a lot of you are confused about this place, I shall explain it to you. So let's say, someone clicks the link, the countdown of 45 seconds will start, and everyone else will have 45 (and below since it has started countingdown) to go to the link. Once 45 seconds is over, and you try to click on the link, it shall display that the message has already "self destructed".
This is a steam key.
Edit: here is the link! http://www.destructingmessage.com/msg.php?k=m9egew433w DESTROYED
EDIT: I shall be posting the stuff in the COMMENTS now, mmk?

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kk

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Drugs?

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+1

I lol'd

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COPYCAT! :-p
seems like fun, but remove all the [text] things around your post... so confusing.

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Nah, I can't help it.

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Let mne make the puzzle too...ugh, I pressed create by accident...wow

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You know.. someone will report you for useless topics as Spam !

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This ain't a useless topic. Did you even read the OP?

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self destructed in about 5 secs...

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Gratz, ugh... uuuum, did anyone get it?

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Oh. It has...

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MMk, i got it ready folks! If you're too lazy to read the OP, here you go.
http://www.destructingmessage.com/msg.php?k=m9egew433w
you've got 45 seconds!

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Already gone, em ninjas.

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i clicked the link in about 3 secs you posted, still says message has self destructed. Are you sure you're doing it right?

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I'm not sure, ask gaben how it works. he's the person above you.

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Actually, only one person can see the message, and the message is available for 45 seconds to them.
Others who click will not be able to see it.

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Oh....gaben ugh, you didn't TELL ME? Jeeezus.

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lolz "there can be only one!!!"

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well... that sucks and sounds cool at the same time

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did you happen to click on the link yourself and start the timer? its gone( unless its timezone specific)

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I didn't click on the link at all, until someone said that it was already self destructed. So i clicked on eet to check, and yes it already was self destructed.

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Okay...guys, gaben just told me news, that killed a lung inside of me, ofc, cuz he's a pyro. But! Let's see...Okay, we'll be doing something else then.
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Solve that, and you have the PUZZLE. What is the question mark, eh?
You have 30 seconds to solve the above puzzle to get in to the real puzzle.

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Next Way:
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What does the question mark stand for? (hint: its two words like this xx)
30 se conds.

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Those questions don't seem to have the right answers.

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1st and 2nd seems to have weird answers... or tricky ones... or i'm overcomplicating ?

EDIT : ok, 2nd was my fault... now only the 1st to answer ! >_<

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All is correct, but i can't with Q1 :(

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Still only q1 missing, damnit.

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Next Way:

What do mosquitoes do to you after sucking your blood?
Respond by commenting on this comment.
First person to get it right shall add me/I add him/her on steam to give her/him the puzzle link.
EDIT: solved by um..a1r3s

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fly away?

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WRONG

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only the females take blood. then they die by my hand.

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They die smashed by my hand.

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WRONG

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they pee on you

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GRATZ! Correct!

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oh mighty google!

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they piss you off?

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Well yes...they piss you off, but they also PISS on you. yeaaah. yeaah, u didnt see that coming, did you?

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Die

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They pee on you.

edit: Too late...

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Apparently, I am some form of ninja. Bump for solved.

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Ninjas, get ready to copy and paste your fingers/keyboards off...
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What is the purpose of a gun?
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Respond to this comment, and I will add you on steam if you get it correct.
Okay, stop, it has been solved by both GABEN and SKY! yeaaah cheers

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to kill people?

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uuuh...idk what to say either, Im stuck between you and skywolf.

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Technically, I'd say it's you...but...I don't think it's fair to Sky, since technically his is a "universal and correct explanation of the purpose of a gun as a tool"

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Give to both?

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Yeah... i just added you, and you won't ACCEPT, jeezus.

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didnt know that was you, accepted.

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The purpose of a gun is to accelerate a projectile from zero velocity with respect to the gun to a certain velocity (such as 1200 feet per second) in a controllable vector (meaning you can control the direction)

This is a universal and correct explanation of the purpose of a gun as a tool.

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Uuuuuh...Uuuh....uuuuuh I dont know what to say, you sound professional...

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Not really, I said "get ready to copy and paste your fingers off" ooh...

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The purpose is to use it as a tool. A way to intimidate, make people collaborate and also to eliminate.

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What kind of gun, european or african?

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This is NOT a mugging, we're working together!

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to kill ninja

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unhonorable way to kill somebody ? :)

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Okay! An unorthodox way to do it, but...
We're going to flip a coin! Cheers
First two to comment on this comment will randomly be assigned heads or tails (I pick, obviously)
Whoever gets it correct shall be given the GIVEAWAY link (oooh, yeah, not the puzzle link this time.)

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comment :D

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Gratz, you're heads!

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Comment.

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And you're tails...

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Gratz! You got eet.
If you want proof... proof

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AWESOME :DD

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Hehe gratz

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Okay, following sacrifice's ideas, here you go.
http://pastebin.com/LZArNXuU
It'll be deleted in exactly 29 seconds.

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pastebin was deleted, so more trivia is here!
What contains more bacteria? A TOILET, or a PHONE (that's really old.)
comment on this comment to respond, and you will be given the puzzle link (or, if i'm in the mood, the giveaway link.)

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A phone :)

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HOLD UP, did u just edit your post, saying a phone instead of toilet?

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No, it was another guy, but he deleted his comment

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Ah...uuuuuh....UUUUUH. Idk what to do, check my comment below the one below.

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Phone for sure, oddly enough. I remember watching something about an experiment of this sort.

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Gratz, you got it correct. But...i'm not in the mood to give you the giveaway link, so you have a puzzle link.

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Heyyyy :( I replied first :\

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Hmmmmmm...I'll ask both of you another question then.
Who made facebook, and why did he make it the color it is?

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Mark Zuckerberg, Blue because he is red-green colorblind.

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Gratz bruh, but...UUUUH idk, I'll give you the giveaway link, and I'll give yellow the puzzle link, that fair enough?

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You're the host, so it is your call, I am here for the fun :D

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It's Mark Zuckberg , and for the color.. idk .. I heard he was colorblind and thats why he made it blue (cuz he can see the blue shade) justa a theroy :)

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Not sure how comfortable I would feel talking into this. I did that enough after I turned 21 and went to the bar all the time xD

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Another pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/WfsuVjUH
Limited time, 25 seconds GIVEAWAY LINK INSIDE!
EDIT: extended to: 40 more seconds!
Edit 2: GONE!

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Got it :D I'm ninja now :D

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Chain giveaway! CHAIN GIVEAWAY! INCOMING: CHAIN GIVEAWAY! (In like, an hour or two.)

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What is love?

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Baby don't hurt me

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The definition of love is this;
noun; theownerer

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Okay! prepare, for the ultimate ninja quiz question challenge! Game is; UFO: Afterlight, kindly donated by yellowcaster!!
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/Dj2q0y0C SOLVED
Also! Link to the giveaway will be here for a limited amount of time...
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Okay...last 43 minutes of giveaway...
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/DYzTc/unmechanical

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Closed 10 years ago by theownerer.